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[Renton 20413]

1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

You've nailed it.

The fucking pathetic, jealous sad mackem bastards ! 

 

Just posted for posterity before this thread mysteriously disappears..... 

[Tdansmith 2989]

Sewper Ted...get to bed !!! 

[Gemmill 42580]

 

[Dazzler 8436]

10 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Just posted for posterity before this thread mysteriously disappears..... 

Sangare is the best penalty taker in history to nail the bar so heavily on purpose. We should sign him.

[Tdansmith 2989]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/being-in-a-pub-full-of-mags.1639687/

 

 

 

"Makes me sick. Me dog wanted to bite the xunts but would have caught summick."

 

 

I feel sorry for any English teachers from mackem land. 

Edited August 29 by Tdansmith

[Renton 20413]

Another thread on the SMB about how morally superior they are. This is funny though. Apparently they are more humble than us too. And more intelligent. Not intelligent enough to see the irony of that comment though.... 

 

[Howmanheyman 31563]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

Another thread on the SMB about how morally superior they are. This is funny though. Apparently they are more humble than us too. And more intelligent. Not intelligent enough to see the irony of that comment though.... 

 

 

Wow, that's strange because we have a thread with hundreds of examples of them not being very humble and even more examples of them being thicker than a castle door. 

[Gemmill 42580]

Another triumph of the intangible. I've heard they tan better than us too, and they have better smiles. 

[Gemmill 42580]

A general rule of thumb is that if it can't be objectively measured, they're the best at it. 

[Meenzer 15111]

Bewwwww-mility

[Dazzler 8436]

16 minutes ago, Renton said:

Another thread on the SMB about how morally superior they are. This is funny though. Apparently they are more humble than us too. And more intelligent. Not intelligent enough to see the irony of that comment though.... 

 

I have a conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is a MLF and he is behind every single one of the RTG accounts. It's just a place for his multiple personalities to conversate freely. They are all very much Donald Trump though.

[Meenzer 15111]

52 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Another triumph of the intangible. I've heard they tan better than us too, and they have better smiles. 

 

More demure, more mindful.

[Alex 34059]

Only they could claim humility and intelligence whilst saying they’re everyone’s cup final and are MASSIVE etc. 

[RobinRobin 10672]

13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Another triumph of the intangible. I've heard they tan better than us too, and they have better smiles. 

[Renton 20413]

Mackems. They're top of their league but the fewm on SMB is off the scale. Does anyone even know what ti's means from the frothing toss pot? 

 

 

All the usual shit about the teams we have played all being shite etc. And Brown bags passing hands. 

And lastly, the fact we have kept our blue-chip players is actually evidence of corruption. 

 

 

And Spurs are shite, of course (someone slip in genocide related joke). 

 

Edited September 1 by Renton

[Gemmill 42580]

We're back to them thinking they're a mid table Premier league club again. It's.... 

 

 

 

We could knock them out of the cup to put them right if they hung around long enough. 

[Howmanheyman 31563]

Four wins out of four, they should be loving life atm. Should.

[Renton 20413]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Four wins out of four, they should be loving life atm. Should.

 

Aye, I mean they also think they're going to win that league. But two things spoil it for them. One, they won't. And tow, that nagging doubt we may do well. We probably won't either like. 

[Alex 34059]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Four wins out of four, they should be loving life atm. Should.

Imagine

[Renton 20413]

If they won the championship and we won the carabao Cup they'd be fucking devastated like. There would be more threads on us than them, with them frantically deleting or parsnipping them. 

[Alex 34059]

If you ignore the illiteracy from ‘Lee a’, that first line of theirs sums their fanbase up. The last time I watched them play was when they played against us. 

Edited September 1 by Alex

[Alex 34059]

And if you’re wondering how we managed to pull off the result, Exile has the answer: 

 

[NJS 4252]

Technicality I know but how would bribery have won that game? 

 

If anything I don't think they could have complained if we'd got a pen for that tackle on Isak. 

[Tdansmith 2989]

2 hours ago, NJS said:

Technicality I know but how would bribery have won that game? 

 

 

Also those 6 bags of money the idiot posted would never actually fit inside an envelope. 

[thebrokendoll 8606]

7 hours ago, Alex said:

And if you’re wondering how we managed to pull off the result, Exile has the answer: 

 

 

the stupid newport cunt.

nufc consumes his existence, he probably isnt even aware safc are temporarily top of their league.