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[Howmanheyman 31434]

24 minutes ago, Renton said:

Imagine. 

What impresses me is that at least 60 of the fuckers are indulging in this weird delusion l

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 29419]

There’s that word again.

 

 

[Tdansmith 2948]

[Howmanheyman 31434]

 

 

 

 

 

Where do you even start with this? 

 

 

[PaddockLad 16474]

And here are the lovely Mr and Mrs Harris ☺️

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31434]

6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

And here are the lovely Mr and Mrs Harris ☺️

 

 

 

No idea who vick or Harris is let alone who Harris supports?  (Obviously the MLFs know who supports who because they're fucking berserk).

 

 

[PaddockLad 16474]

She’s basically a tv and radio presenter. Hes a pretty good DJ and producer, I think he’s maybe from Dumfries or some other desolate porridge wog outpost settlement. He was responsible for this which is frankly fucking excellent

 

 

 

[GrahamTaylor5 815]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

Imagine. 

What impresses me is that at least 60 of the fuckers are indulging in this weird delusion l

 

I don't mind people having an 'imagine' moment. I have often put the lottery on to enjoy the 'imagine' but never have I believed that I would win it. 

 

What gets me here is, why would you want a player to wear a top slagging off a celebrity linked to a club who are after your player then for your club to invest in a tractor to set fire to it?

 

It is like some weird scenario that WWF used to do when I watched it as a kid. 

 

 

There are so many questions to ask about it as well.

 

Where does he think the smoke would go? Does he think the game would take place next to a burning tractor?  Are firefighters aware this is going to happen in advance and there on standby or does he imagine that they would ring 999 at half time? 

If they don't manage to get rid of all the current litter in the stadium, are they going to leave a burnt out tractor there indefinitely as a reminder that Ipswich put an offer in one of their players?

[Monkeys Fist 41272]

6 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

And here are the lovely Mr and Mrs Harris ☺️

 

 

Perky! 
 

( his are bigger though ) 

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

Survived the match. 
 

Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'.
 

Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season 

[Gemmill 42459]

How did Hulk Dynamite get on? 

[Tdansmith 2948]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Survived the match. 
 

Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'.
 

Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season 

Cheesy chips ?   Yes or No ? 

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

5 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Cheesy chips ?   Yes or No ? 

I forgot to check  

 

They did have free WiFi in the ground though, which was a novelty compared to the GPRS signal we get 

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

How did Hulk Dynamite get on? 

Im not sure who that is? But Luke ONien was rubbish 

[Tdansmith 2948]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

I forgot to check  

 

They did have free WiFi in the ground though, which was a novelty compared to the GPRS signal we get 

Did the empty crisp packets blowing all over the place spoil your enjoyment ? 

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Did the empty crisp packets blowing all over the place spoil your enjoyment ? 

Not until the 2nd half. Then a rogue carrier bag and paper coffee cup appeared in the centre circle somehow  

[Andrew 4646]

This definitely deserves to be in here

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits

 

Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

[RobinRobin 10656]

28 minutes ago, Andrew said:

This definitely deserves to be in here

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits

 

Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

[OTF 7052]

5 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Survived the match. 
 

Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'.
 

Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season 

Hope your nephew gets well soon.

[Alex 33985]

5 hours ago, Andrew said:

This definitely deserves to be in here

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits

 

Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

I quite enjoyed Inverting the Pyramid. But it’s canny dry, to say the least and he does come across as a very dull fella in general.

Edited August 25 by Alex

[Holden McGroin 6174]

Jonathan Wilson is someone you’d move away from in the pub if you got stuck next to him on a work night out.

[Alex 33985]

28 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Jonathan Wilson is someone you’d move away from in the pub 

That would’ve sufficed 

[Tdansmith 2948]

9 hours ago, Andrew said:

This definitely deserves to be in here

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits

 

Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

A thread on rtg about this and they all love him😂 I reckon it will get to 20 pages before the usual racist bile sees it moved to parsnip.

[Howmanheyman 31434]

[Renton 20356]

I have terrible guilt being a Newcastle fan, knowing that I put my life before my wife and kids in a ship disaster a century ago.

 

 

 

And as for this, I see the error of my ways. I promise to sleeping with close relatives and seagulls, stop fisting horses, and will put my ISIS flag in the bin.