Dazzler 9742 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said: My Nephew is one of the mascots at the Mackems game tomorrow but his folks are working. Guess who's got the privilege of taking him.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 8 minutes ago, Dazzler said: He's a Newcastle fan who plays for Boro's academy. His dad knows the Sunderland GK, hence the "opportunity" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 If he goes out onto the pitch and does a full Hulk-O-mania Hulk-up routine, tearing off his top to reveal an NUFC shirt, I guarantee that you and him will win Pride of Britain awards. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4248 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: He's a Newcastle fan who plays for Boro's academy. His dad knows the Sunderland GK, hence the "opportunity" I’m a boro born Newcastle fan who played for Sunderland, I wore my Newcastle goalkeeper top to my first training session. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 2 minutes ago, strawb said: I’m a boro born Newcastle fan who played for Sunderland, I wore my Newcastle goalkeeper top to my first training session. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21612 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Imagine. What impresses me is that at least 60 of the fuckers are indulging in this weird delusion l 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Another nadir in their tawdry list of ridiculously shite fantasies 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33171 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 24 minutes ago, Renton said: Imagine. What impresses me is that at least 60 of the fuckers are indulging in this weird delusion l 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 There’s that word again. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33171 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Where do you even start with this? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 And here are the lovely Mr and Mrs Harris ☺️ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33171 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: And here are the lovely Mr and Mrs Harris ☺️ No idea who vick or Harris is let alone who Harris supports? (Obviously the MLFs know who supports who because they're fucking berserk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 She’s basically a tv and radio presenter. Hes a pretty good DJ and producer, I think he’s maybe from Dumfries or some other desolate porridge wog outpost settlement. He was responsible for this which is frankly fucking excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 880 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 2 hours ago, Renton said: Imagine. What impresses me is that at least 60 of the fuckers are indulging in this weird delusion l I don't mind people having an 'imagine' moment. I have often put the lottery on to enjoy the 'imagine' but never have I believed that I would win it. What gets me here is, why would you want a player to wear a top slagging off a celebrity linked to a club who are after your player then for your club to invest in a tractor to set fire to it? It is like some weird scenario that WWF used to do when I watched it as a kid. There are so many questions to ask about it as well. Where does he think the smoke would go? Does he think the game would take place next to a burning tractor? Are firefighters aware this is going to happen in advance and there on standby or does he imagine that they would ring 999 at half time? If they don't manage to get rid of all the current litter in the stadium, are they going to leave a burnt out tractor there indefinitely as a reminder that Ipswich put an offer in one of their players? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 6 hours ago, PaddockLad said: And here are the lovely Mr and Mrs Harris ☺️ Perky! ( his are bigger though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Survived the match. Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'. Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 How did Hulk Dynamite get on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Survived the match. Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'. Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season Cheesy chips ? Yes or No ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 5 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Cheesy chips ? Yes or No ? I forgot to check They did have free WiFi in the ground though, which was a novelty compared to the GPRS signal we get 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: How did Hulk Dynamite get on? Im not sure who that is? But Luke ONien was rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Just now, Kid Dynamite said: I forgot to check They did have free WiFi in the ground though, which was a novelty compared to the GPRS signal we get Did the empty crisp packets blowing all over the place spoil your enjoyment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Did the empty crisp packets blowing all over the place spoil your enjoyment ? Not until the 2nd half. Then a rogue carrier bag and paper coffee cup appeared in the centre circle somehow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 This definitely deserves to be in here https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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