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[Tdansmith 2989]

This is a tremendous mackem comfort blanket. 

 

"We get promoted and Ipswich gets relegated. Odds for Jack to come back?"

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/odds-for-return-of-jack-clarke.1639206/

[London 21]

Can't work out if this is a cat based pun or he doesn't know how to spell clause. 

 

[Dazzler 8438]

10 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

This is a tremendous mackem comfort blanket. 

 

"We get promoted and Ipswich gets relegated. Odds for Jack to come back?"

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/odds-for-return-of-jack-clarke.1639206/

They couldn't afford him, the daft cunts. A season under a decent coach in the top flight and you're talking Elliot Anderson money even if he has a bang average season .

 

If he has a belter season but Ipswich go down, imagine the meltdown if we signed him as a back up to the backup for Gordon and Barnes

[Dazzler 8438]

5 minutes ago, London said:

Can't work out if this is a cat based pun or he doesn't know how to spell clause. 

 

Has to be intentional. Just has to be. So it isn't.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707]

Just now, Dazzler said:

They couldn't afford him, the daft cunts. A season under a decent coach in the top flight and you're talking Elliot Anderson money even if he has a bang average season .

 

If he has a belter season but Ipswich go down, imagine the meltdown if we signed him as a back up to the backup for Gordon and Barnes

Imagine.

[Dazzler 8438]

 

 

[Gemmill 42580]

Rutter, Gray, Summerville and Sinisterra, all better than Clark, and all have left Leeds for more money than Clark is going for. 

 

So he's at least moved up 4 spots in the Literally the Best Player in the League chart recently. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707]

Anyone else see a flaw in his logic?

[Dazzler 8438]

2 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Anyone else see a flaw in his logic?

[Tom 14000]

30 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Rutter, Gray, Summerville and Sinisterra, all better than Clark, and all have left Leeds for more money than Clark is going for. 

 

So he's at least moved up 4 spots in the Literally the Best Player in the League chart recently. 

This lad was supposed to “retire” Trippier but didn’t bother us all game in the derby. 
 

There’s a reason Spurs got rid of him & no other top flight clubs were interested other than Ipswich who’ve just been promoted.

[Dazzler 8438]

11 minutes ago, Tom said:

This lad was supposed to “retire” Trippier but didn’t bother us all game in the derby. 

My manager is a mackem and has said as much to me this morning 

 

He said £15m feels too low given the way transfers have gone and they were spending that on absolute shite ten years ago, but perhaps it's because Clarke isn't as good as they think given his only exposure to top flight players was against us and he got pocketed by an 'old' Trippier

[Tom 14000]

37 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

My manager is a mackem and has said as much to me this morning 

 

He said £15m feels too low given the way transfers have gone and they were spending that on absolute shite ten years ago, but perhaps it's because Clarke isn't as good as they think given his only exposure to top flight players was against us and he got pocketed by an 'old' Trippier

I just watched it back and the only thing he did of note was have the ball pinched off him by Bruno to play Isak thru (where Ballard wiped him out and it should have been a pen)

[Dazzler 8438]

13 minutes ago, Tom said:

I just watched it back and the only thing he did of note was have the ball pinched off him by Bruno to play Isak thru (where Ballard wiped him out and it should have been a pen)

He also managed to make Trippier look like he had Gordon level pace.

 

Part of me wants the kid to do well because it'll be funnier knowing he may have gotten them promoted if he stayed but the transfer fee has gone to their owner to buy a ski lodge somewhere. However, if he turns out to be a PL standard player we'll have to hear about it for decades like we do with Henderson and Pickford.

[Tom 14000]

Aye thats the problem it doesn’t take long for them to live vicariously through the dearly departed - even if that player got out as soon as he could.

 

They’ll be cheering him on when Ipswich play us no doubt  

[Dougle 3234]

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[Kid Dynamite 6816]

My Nephew is one of the mascots at the Mackems game tomorrow but his folks are working. Guess who's got the privilege of taking him....

[Tdansmith 2989]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

My Nephew is one of the mascots at the Mackems game tomorrow but his folks are working. Guess who's got the privilege of taking him....

[Dazzler 8438]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

My Nephew is one of the mascots at the Mackems game tomorrow but his folks are working. Guess who's got the privilege of taking him....

[Kid Dynamite 6816]

8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 He's a Newcastle fan who plays for Boro's academy. His dad knows the Sunderland GK, hence the "opportunity"

[Gemmill 42580]

If he goes out onto the pitch and does a full Hulk-O-mania Hulk-up routine, tearing off his top to reveal an NUFC shirt, I guarantee that you and him will win Pride of Britain awards. 

 

 

 

[strawb 4069]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 He's a Newcastle fan who plays for Boro's academy. His dad knows the Sunderland GK, hence the "opportunity"

I’m a boro born Newcastle fan who played for Sunderland, I wore my Newcastle goalkeeper top to my first training session.

[Kid Dynamite 6816]

2 minutes ago, strawb said:

I’m a boro born Newcastle fan who played for Sunderland, I wore my Newcastle goalkeeper top to my first training session.

[Renton 20413]

Imagine. 

What impresses me is that at least 60 of the fuckers are indulging in this weird delusion l

 

[Dougle 3234]

[Alex 34060]

Another nadir in their tawdry list of ridiculously shite fantasies