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[Tdansmith 3260]

https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1825251966173462560

 

a 9 part special 😂

[Howmanheyman 37763]

  On 18/08/2024 at 19:35, Tdansmith said:

https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1825251966173462560

 

a 9 part special 😂

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Class.

[Monkeys Fist 46197]

  On 18/08/2024 at 19:35, Tdansmith said:

https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1825251966173462560

 

a 9 part special 😂

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They’ve got a fucking cheek taking the mick out of anyone for their number of fingers mind. 

[Dr Gloom 24224]

  On 18/07/2024 at 15:11, Sonatine said:

 

Gandaft back to his old day job of thieving pallets.

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absolutely tragic. the shades indoors make it even funnier 

[OTF 8589]

  On 18/08/2024 at 21:51, Dr Gloom said:

absolutely tragic. the shades indoors make it even funnier 

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What do you think preceded this tweet?

 

*ring ring*

Gandaft: Rich Energy, premium energy drink of the U.K. now doing more hashtag business than ever, how can I direct your call?

Caller: William, we're going to need you to move all those pallets you've had sitting in storage

Gandaft: Can I use the pallet jack myself?

Caller: Sure thing dear

Gandaft: Thanks Mum

[PaddockLad 19542]

More Wearside related beverage larks 🍺

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3w61wg7945o.amp

[PaddockLad 19542]

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 19542]

😀

 

Live on the NUFC app 

 

 

Edited August 19, 2024 by PaddockLad

[thebrokendoll 10791]

here's our mate keith waxing lyrical about his admiration for albert pierrepoint who executed up to 600 people in a 25 year career as a hangman ending in 1956.

odd that he'd have such an aversion to murdering camel humpers, when really he should have nothing but admiration for a swift swish of the sulthan sword....

 

 

 

 

[BobHopeandNoHope 698]

  On 20/08/2024 at 12:47, thebrokendoll said:

here's our mate keith waxing lyrical about his admiration for albert pierrepoint who executed up to 600 people in a 25 year career as a hangman ending in 1956.

odd that he'd have such an aversion to murdering camel humpers, when really he should have nothing but admiration for a swift swish of the sulthan sword....

 

 

 

 

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‘Chocked’?? Thick illiterate cunt…and ‘been decapitated’ ….has to be one of the brightest blokes in his Mam’s attic! …and of course the genocide eh Keef! 

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[Kid Dynamite 7915]

 

[GrahamTaylor5 1217]

  On 21/08/2024 at 21:15, Kid Dynamite said:

 

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This shows how corrupt PSR is. How are we struggling to pay an extra £5m, with Saudi money backing us, for a defender yet a newly promoted team can spend £150m+ on an elite player?

[Tom 14241]

[ewerk 34034]

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

[Holden McGroin 7886]

  On 22/08/2024 at 07:08, ewerk said:

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

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[Dazzler 12590]

  On 22/08/2024 at 07:08, ewerk said:

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

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£15m + performance related add ons according to sky. So £15m.

 

Spurs get £6m of that

[Renton 24401]

 

 

But why would Clarke want to join a premier league club when he can have champagne football and wistfully watch the river where they built the boarts roll out of the city on the sea?  Makes no sense at all.

 

 

Edited August 22, 2024 by Renton

[Toonpack 12063]

  On 22/08/2024 at 07:08, ewerk said:

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

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Lots of mackem talk on twatter about that.

 

Evidently because of the sell on fee they reckon unless someone pays £25-£30 Mill they should be told to fuck off. The fact that the player is only worth£15 Mill escapes them, it appears they think the buying club should pay the player value PLUS compensate/cover them for the sell on fee.

[Dazzler 12590]

  On 22/08/2024 at 10:10, Toonpack said:

 

Lots of mackem talk on twatter about that.

 

Evidently because of the sell on fee they reckon unless someone pays £25-£30 Mill they should be told to fuck off. The fact that the player is only worth£15 Mill escapes them, it appears they think the buying club should pay the player value PLUS compensate/cover them for the sell on fee.

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In fairness, that's exactly what Palace are expecting us to do with Guehi, and what we had to do with Livramento too. Even still that only takes the transfer up to a maximum of circa £20m (which is far too much - Jarrod Bowen he is not)

[Renton 24401]

It is canny amusing amusing - and absolutely killing them - that one of our squad players Elliot Anderson is worth more than double their blue chip (pop) player. 

[Kid Dynamite 7915]

Sunderland selling their best player for the same price we paid for a kid to be our 3rd choice striker  

[NJS 4696]

  On 22/08/2024 at 10:03, Renton said:

 

 

But why would Clarke want to join a premier league club when he can have champagne football and wistfully watch the river where they built the boarts roll out of the city on the sea?  Makes no sense at all.

 

 

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Isn't that the club motto of Hamas fc? 

[Alex 37678]

I love how they just ignore the fact he’ll probably be trebling his wages (or better) if he goes 

[Monkeys Fist 46197]

  On 22/08/2024 at 08:50, Dazzler said:

Spurs get £6m of that

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The Donald- Spurs want a sell-on clause of £3million

 

Methhead- “ £4 million seems pretty reasonable- give them a bell”

30 seconds later

 

 

The Donald -“ They accepted my offer of £6 million immediately “

 

Don’t mess with The Negociator. 

[Dazzler 12590]

  On 22/08/2024 at 10:29, Alex said:

I love how they just ignore the fact he’ll probably be trebling his wages (or better) if he goes 

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And living in a better part of the country and playing for one of the best up and coming English coaches, in the top flight