Alex 37302 Posted July 28, 2024 Share Posted July 28, 2024 On 28/07/2024 at 18:18, Tdansmith said: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Japan? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/have-you-ever-seen-a-mackem-in-japan.1637535/ Making up stuff, then getting annoyed about it...again ! Expand It’s nee Benidorm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24199 Posted July 28, 2024 Share Posted July 28, 2024 On 28/07/2024 at 18:18, Tdansmith said: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Japan? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/have-you-ever-seen-a-mackem-in-japan.1637535/ Making up stuff, then getting annoyed about it...again ! Expand Mackem haiku is shit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12194 Posted July 28, 2024 Share Posted July 28, 2024 On 28/07/2024 at 21:53, Renton said: Mackem haiku is shit. Expand We’re not wondering if we’ve seen a mackem, we’re asking the natives. They can’t even get outraged properly. Also, I just heard a mackem say New Orleans in my head and it’s haunting me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37302 Posted July 29, 2024 Share Posted July 29, 2024 On 28/07/2024 at 21:53, Renton said: Mackem haiku is shit. Expand So they’re imagining not being bothered about seeing a Geordie in a place they’re imagining going to? Which proves they don’t think about us? Or something 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 29, 2024 Share Posted July 29, 2024 What kind of insult is “fence hinge”? Does anyone have, or know of anyone with, a hinged fence? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted July 29, 2024 Share Posted July 29, 2024 He's thinking of a gate, bless him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1872 Posted July 29, 2024 Share Posted July 29, 2024 On 29/07/2024 at 15:34, ewerk said: He's thinking of a gate, bless him. Expand The marras are doing their best to catch up with the rest of civilization. The knuckle draggers in Mordor have only just gathered enough shiny pebbles and seeds to buy their first car 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11348 Posted July 29, 2024 Share Posted July 29, 2024 On 29/07/2024 at 15:34, ewerk said: He's thinking of a gate, bless him. Expand You'd have thought they'd be pretty well accustomed with Gates 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted July 29, 2024 Share Posted July 29, 2024 https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1817843942697607427 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12675 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 On 29/07/2024 at 16:38, Tdansmith said: Expand FYP 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12675 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 On 29/07/2024 at 14:53, Monkeys Fist said: What kind of insult is “fence hinge”? Does anyone have, or know of anyone with, a hinged fence? Expand 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 😂 How many made up stories can you see here ? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/full-family-of-barcodes.1637623/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4645 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 "Scratters" for wearing strips. Posts picture of 1970s 49p inflatable airbed with a red&white striped towel with "FTM" sewn on to it by a toddler. Yeah mate. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14113 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 2-0 down at Bradford City 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14819 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 That reminds me, I really must lump on them getting relegated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24199 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 On 30/07/2024 at 14:03, Tdansmith said: 😂 How many made up stories can you see here ? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/full-family-of-barcodes.1637623/ Expand How many fucking threads is that now about a made up subject? Definitely needed another one. Here's the front page for those not wanting to click. Ruined his holiday. Combating his emotional distress with an FTM beach towel. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37302 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 Wtf are they like on that board, man? …and then I couldn’t think of anything else to make up so my shit holiday tale about mag-baiting ends there 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7771 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 I can’t imagine posting on this forum that I saw mackem with his top on whilst on holiday. Who gives a fuck? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 On 31/07/2024 at 07:06, Holden McGroin said: I can’t imagine posting on this forum that I saw mackem with his top on whilst on holiday. Who gives a fuck? Expand Also, because you’d be posting non-stop. It’s their standard beach/bar/Ponteland airport dress. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12194 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 This one seems more like it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37175 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 Pontayland airport, did ya say, marra? Embarrassing you're saying? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24199 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 Why aye. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 I’ve thought long and hard about posting this* Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr. Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed. Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s. Guess what colours ( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)** * three seconds ** Imagine. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24199 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 On 31/07/2024 at 16:12, Monkeys Fist said: I’ve thought long and hard about posting this* Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr. Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed. Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s. Guess what colours ( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)** * three seconds ** Imagine. Expand County Durham mackems are the worst. Funnily enough, I've been for my usual walk to Whitley Bay and back today. Yep, the only replica strip I saw not on a kid was a complete family of mackems dressed like deck chairs waiting for the bus*. I did the Clint Eastwood lip thing and before you knew it they had also all soiled themselves. * This bit is true. And so fucking what! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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