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  On 28/07/2024 at 21:53, Renton said:

 

Mackem haiku is shit. 

 

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We’re not wondering if we’ve seen a mackem, we’re asking the natives. They can’t even get outraged properly.

 

Also, I just heard a mackem say New Orleans in my head and it’s haunting me.

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  On 28/07/2024 at 21:53, Renton said:

 

Mackem haiku is shit. 

 

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So they’re imagining not being bothered about seeing a Geordie in a place they’re imagining going to? Which proves they don’t think about us? Or something :lol: 

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"Scratters" for wearing strips.

 

Posts picture of 1970s 49p inflatable airbed with a red&white striped towel with "FTM" sewn on to it by a toddler. 

 

Yeah mate. 

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  On 30/07/2024 at 14:03, Tdansmith said:

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How many made up stories can you see here ?

 

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How many fucking threads is that now about a made up subject? Definitely needed another one. Here's the front page for those not wanting to click. Ruined his holiday. Combating his emotional distress with an FTM beach towel. :lol:

 

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Wtf are they like on that board, man? :lol: 
…and then I couldn’t think of anything else to make up so my shit holiday tale about mag-baiting ends there 

 

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I’ve thought long and hard about posting this* 

 

Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr. 
 

Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed. 
 

Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s. 
Guess what colours :lol:

 

( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)**
 


 

* three seconds

** Imagine. 

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  On 31/07/2024 at 16:12, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve thought long and hard about posting this* 

 

Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr. 
 

Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed. 
 

Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s. 
Guess what colours :lol:

 

( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)**
 


 

* three seconds

** Imagine. 

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County Durham mackems are the worst.

 

Funnily enough, I've been for my usual walk to Whitley Bay and back today. Yep, the only replica strip I saw not on a kid was a complete family of mackems dressed like deck chairs waiting for the bus*. I did the Clint Eastwood lip thing and before you knew it they had also all soiled themselves.

 

* This bit is true. And so fucking what! :lol:

 

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