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15 minutes ago, Alex said:

What a load of shite :lol:

 

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A few posts later and more threats..

 

"I’ve got nee problem with a any bloke wearing a footy top. Unless it’s a mag through here who are clearly trying to be clever and deserve a slap.
I personally don’t wear them but good luck to whoever does."

 

These MLFs are hard as nails 😂

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We should just be thankful that they're able to channel their energy into making up stories about policing the wearing of mag tops. If they didn't have this outlet, we'd be getting kicked to fuck left, right and centre on Britain's streets. There'd he nowhere safe for a mag to show its face. 

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3 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Mackem haiku is shit. 

 

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We’re not wondering if we’ve seen a mackem, we’re asking the natives. They can’t even get outraged properly.

 

Also, I just heard a mackem say New Orleans in my head and it’s haunting me.

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12 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Mackem haiku is shit. 

 

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So they’re imagining not being bothered about seeing a Geordie in a place they’re imagining going to? Which proves they don’t think about us? Or something :lol: 

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4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

He's thinking of a gate, bless him.

 

The marras are doing their best to catch up with the rest of civilization. The knuckle draggers in Mordor have only just gathered enough shiny pebbles and seeds to buy their first car

 

car chase horror GIF by Shudder

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17 minutes ago, ewerk said:

He's thinking of a gate, bless him.

You'd have thought they'd be pretty well accustomed with Gates

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12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What kind of insult is “fence hinge”? 
 

 

Does anyone have, or know of anyone with, a hinged fence? 
 

 

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"Scratters" for wearing strips.

 

Posts picture of 1970s 49p inflatable airbed with a red&white striped towel with "FTM" sewn on to it by a toddler. 

 

Yeah mate. 

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7 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

😂

 

How many made up stories can you see here ?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/full-family-of-barcodes.1637623/

 

How many fucking threads is that now about a made up subject? Definitely needed another one. Here's the front page for those not wanting to click. Ruined his holiday. Combating his emotional distress with an FTM beach towel. :lol:

 

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Wtf are they like on that board, man? :lol: 
…and then I couldn’t think of anything else to make up so my shit holiday tale about mag-baiting ends there 

 

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1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

I can’t imagine posting on this forum that I saw mackem with his top on whilst on holiday. Who gives a fuck?

Also, because you’d be posting non-stop. 
 

It’s their standard beach/bar/Ponteland airport dress. 

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