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[Monkeys Fist 41165]

10 hours ago, AgentAxeman said:

Just got in from playing a gig in Sunderland tonight. We opened the 2nd half with Teenage Kicks. Try and guess what response we got from the mlfs after the song..... Go on.... try..... 3 words..... Not about music in any way..... 🤣

“ Txapeldun! Beste Bat!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41165]

17 hours ago, Alex said:

 

Who the fuck is this cunt? 👆

Dunno but he’s a smooth operator …

[RobinRobin 10587]

Ipswich to make £18m offer for Sunderland star – with Spurs set to benefit

Surely not only 18m, with 40% going to Spurs.  Just 10.8m?

[Alex 33830]

1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

Ipswich to make £18m offer for Sunderland star – with Spurs set to benefit

Surely not only 18m, with 40% going to Spurs.  Just 10.8m?

If Anderson is worth £35m then he is worth, erm… about half as much 

[Gemmill 42030]

Marrows in mourning. 

[Tdansmith 2854]

4 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Ipswich to make £18m offer for Sunderland star – with Spurs set to benefit

Surely not only 18m, with 40% going to Spurs.  Just 10.8m?

This mackem must be confident they avoid relegation 😃

 

"What's the point in going to Ipswich. They'll be back down here after next season."

 

[Dazzler 8158]

1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

This mackem must be confident they avoid relegation 😃

 

"What's the point in going to Ipswich. They'll be back down here after next season."

 

This mackem must be a rare realist, he seemingly knows Clarke will do fuck all to achieve a transfer to a better club if Ipswich do come straight back down.

[Sonatine 11065]

 

[Monkeys Fist 41165]

8 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

That’s a very empty looking wagon, mind 

 

 

 

 

Much like the cans 

[Tdansmith 2854]

I thought young skunk's were called kit's.

Maybe this mackem made this up ?  

 

😂

 

 

is this made up as well...

Edited July 25 by Tdansmith

[Alex 33830]

Re: the first one, that’s obviously a bit tragic if he made that up but absolutely not in the same ball park as if it's true  

Edited July 25 by Alex

[Alex 33830]

4 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

All you haters can take the piss but have you seen the most recent accounts filed on Companies House? 
 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

[Gemmill 42030]

11 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Wait til they find out Sticky Vicky's dead. I don't have a current sitrep on Sexy Barbara. 

[thebrokendoll 8453]

15 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I thought young skunk's were called kit's.

Maybe this mackem made this up ?  

 

😂

 

 

in fairness, gets absolutely slaughtered here by one of his own....

 

 

 

 

attamatter comes back denying that he'd actually been confrontational (if indeed the event had even took place), however rammstein is having none of this and lands killer blow with his next reply....

 

thing that i find the most puzzling is when the fuck did the stupid mackem cunts become fashion gurus anyway?

 

new york, london, milan, paris, sunderland?

 

no, never seen that before.

[Dazzler 8158]

10 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

in fairness, gets absolutely slaughtered here by one of his own....

 

 

 

 

attamatter comes back denying that he'd actually been confrontational (if indeed the event had even took place), however rammstein is having none of this and lands killer blow with his next reply....

 

thing that i find the most puzzling is when the fuck did the stupid mackem cunts become fashion gurus anyway?

 

new york, london, milan, paris, sunderland?

 

no, never seen that before.

Rammstein is a CMM: Closet Mag Marra.

[Holden McGroin 6128]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Rammstein is a CMM: Closet Mag Marra.

Ticket stubs will be requested 

[Alex 33830]

What a load of shite

 

[Tdansmith 2854]

15 minutes ago, Alex said:

What a load of shite

 

A few posts later and more threats..

 

"I’ve got nee problem with a any bloke wearing a footy top. Unless it’s a mag through here who are clearly trying to be clever and deserve a slap.
I personally don’t wear them but good luck to whoever does."

 

These MLFs are hard as nails 😂

[Gemmill 42030]

We should just be thankful that they're able to channel their energy into making up stories about policing the wearing of mag tops. If they didn't have this outlet, we'd be getting kicked to fuck left, right and centre on Britain's streets. There'd he nowhere safe for a mag to show its face. 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

[Tdansmith 2854]

Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Japan?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/have-you-ever-seen-a-mackem-in-japan.1637535/

 

Making up stuff, then getting annoyed about it...again ! 

[Alex 33830]

2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Japan?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/have-you-ever-seen-a-mackem-in-japan.1637535/

 

Making up stuff, then getting annoyed about it...again ! 

It’s nee Benidorm 

[Renton 20177]

3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Japan?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/have-you-ever-seen-a-mackem-in-japan.1637535/

 

Making up stuff, then getting annoyed about it...again ! 

 

Mackem haiku is shit. 

 

[Dazzler 8158]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Mackem haiku is shit. 

 

We’re not wondering if we’ve seen a mackem, we’re asking the natives. They can’t even get outraged properly.

 

Also, I just heard a mackem say New Orleans in my head and it’s haunting me.