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[Dougle 3215]

Surprised the sad mackem cunt didn’t mention the particular quarter of town he was in or what rustic, arcadian, magnificent bon viveur he was enjoying at the time

 

Edited July 20 by Dougle
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[Monkeys Fist 41165]

1 hour ago, Dougle said:

Suppressed the sad mackem cunt didn’t mention the particular quarter of town he was in or what rustic, arcadian, magnificent bon viveur he was enjoying at the time

 

Dougle’s on the daytime drinkiepoos 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

you might mock with the post above, however this daft cunt here is moved to tears man, overwhelmed with it all in fact. the very pinnacle of his bucket list.....

 

 

 

The security bloke when the fantastic support which he's never seen the likes of before left to go to another bar.....

 

 

 

[Dougle 3215]

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Dougle’s on the daytime drinkiepoos 

 

In fairness to me I have been up all night weeping about Amanda

Edited July 20 by Dougle

[Monkeys Fist 41165]

6 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

In fairness to me I have been up all night wanking about Amanda

You kinky beeaatch! 

[Renton 20177]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

you might mock with the post above, however this daft cunt here is moved to tears man, overwhelmed with it all in fact. the very pinnacle of his bucket list.....

 

 

 

Well, I guess if it's for a bucket list this is as near as the poor bugger is going to get to Sunderland playing in Europe. Although apparently the team were bewwed off the pitch again according to this thread... 

. 

[Gemmill 42030]

Luke is what they call Satori's knob. There's a whole chant about it. 

[Monkeys Fist 41165]

Is the Luke they’re referring to Onion Boy? 

[Gemmill 42030]

No, that's Satori's left bollock.

[PaddockLad 16349]

Another day, another 🤝 for the mackems…this time one of the Glaswegian knuckledragging outfits who used to stand for a particular brand of Christianity but now just settles for influencing the politics of half a nation ☺️

 

Rangers v Man Utd at FUCKING MURRAYFIELD, EDINBURGH 🤣

 

 

Edited July 20 by PaddockLad

[wackyjunior 40]

Kcg in 3, 2

[Howmanheyman 31168]

10 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Another day, another 🤝 for the mackems…this time one of the Glaswegian knuckledragging outfits who used to stand for a particular brand of Christianity but now just settles for influencing the politics of half a nation ☺️

 

Rangers v Man Utd at FUCKING MURRAYFIELD, EDINBURGH 🤣

 

 

 

MLF supporting other club as his club doesn't satisfy his needs but still has the hardwired instinct to display his mackemness. ✅

[Alex 33830]

 

19 minutes ago, wackyjunior said:

Kcg in 3, 2

Who the fuck is this cunt? 👆

[Alex 33830]

22 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Another day, another 🤝 for the mackems…this time one of the Glaswegian knuckledragging outfits who used to stand for a particular brand of Christianity but now just settles for influencing the politics of half a nation ☺️

 

Rangers v Man Utd at FUCKING MURRAYFIELD, EDINBURGH 🤣

 

 

Devastated there’s only the four quadrants, so no space for a ‘No surrender’ let alone a ‘FTM’

 

[Sonatine 11065]

Poppy needs to be larger 

[Sonatine 11065]

 

Good luck?  It's a fucking friendly you hirsute scruff.

[thebrokendoll 8453]

6 hours ago, Dougle said:

Surprised the sad mackem cunt didn’t mention the particular quarter of town he was in or what rustic, arcadian, magnificent bon viveur he was enjoying at the time

 

 

 

 

he's not thinking straight mate. not surprising really when your club is playing not one, but two huge european games in the iconic pinatar arena.

once in a lifetime experience.

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3680]

7 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

you might mock with the post above, however this daft cunt here is moved to tears man, overwhelmed with it all in fact. the very pinnacle of his bucket list.....

 

 

What kind of person puts seeing their team play a meaningless friendly on a bucket list?

[thebrokendoll 8453]

4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

What kind of person puts seeing their team play a meaningless friendly on a bucket list?

 

probably one who with hindsight wishes their club hadn't spurned the opportunity to play in the intertoto cup.

desperation I think it's called. 

 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

Good luck?  It's a fucking friendly you hirsute scruff.

 

Not exactly news but what a fucking knacker this lad is.

[Monkeys Fist 41165]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Another day, another 🤝 for the mackems…this time one of the Glaswegian knuckledragging outfits who used to stand for a particular brand of Christianity but now just settles for influencing the politics of half a nation ☺️

 

Rangers v Man Utd at FUCKING MURRAYFIELD, EDINBURGH 🤣

 

 

Isn’t this one of the Basic Micks? 
 

Looks like the community shell suit has been sacrificed to make that yellow thing on a stick, too. 

[ewerk 29211]

2 hours ago, wackyjunior said:

Kcg in 3, 2

[Dougle 3215]

5 hours ago, wackyjunior said:

Kcg in 3, 2

 

Fuck Off

[AgentAxeman 156]

Just got in from playing a gig in Sunderland tonight. We opened the 2nd half with Teenage Kicks. Try and guess what response we got from the mlfs after the song..... Go on.... try..... 3 words..... Not about music in any way..... 🤣

[BobHopeandNoHope 568]

1 hour ago, AgentAxeman said:

Just got in from playing a gig in Sunderland tonight. We opened the 2nd half with Teenage Kicks. Try and guess what response we got from the mlfs after the song..... Go on.... try..... 3 words..... Not about music in any way..... 🤣

Was it ‘I can’t wait to get home and shag me sisters arse’ oh that’s more than three words ….ermmmmmm Fuck The Mags? They must go in a shop and say 20 lambert and butler pleyse and by the way marra FTM ….gormless bunch of smelly tramps that they are. Hope you’ve been fumigated after the gig.