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25 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Pittington is a fucking pointless dump, I used to live there.  The poor fuckers who are still stuck there, several of them my unacknowledged children, understand  that Sunderland is so fucking grim it’s best to pretend it doesn’t exist. 
 

Makes me sort of proud of those kids, whatever their names are.   

 

DURHAM MAG ALERT KLAXON. 

 

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Meanwhile on Wearside... 

 

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31 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

:lol:

 

Born in Wallsend. Marra. 

Was your dad a passing seaman with a supply of excess football strips though, marra? :lol:

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9 hours ago, Renton said:

Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon. 

 

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:lol: Do they not realise the purpose of the advert is to make the hotel more attractive to potential customers? 

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37 minutes ago, Alex said:

:lol: Do they not realise the purpose of the advert is to make the hotel more attractive to potential customers? 

One of them challenges the rest of them as to what they would mention as "attractions" to encourage visits and one seriodly mentions a "sports ground filled with 40k people 23 times a year as well as concerts". Fuck me. 

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10 hours ago, Renton said:

Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon. 

 

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I mean it is nearer to Durham city centre than Sunderland city centre anyway. Makem maths strikes again.

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1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I mean it is nearer to Durham city centre than Sunderland city centre anyway. Makem maths strikes again.

litarally

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:lol: Cheeky fucker has more front than Christy Canyons. 
 

Are we not acknowledging “The Don” anymore, and his sidekick the Snake Oil Salesman? 

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See also:

 

Martin "I followed Sunlun as a boy" O'Neill. 

Steve "I'm coming home" Bruce. 

Dick "Lovely flowers you sent the wife lads" Avocaat. 

Paulo "FTM" Di Canio. 

 

Etc. Etc. 

 

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7 minutes ago, NJS said:

See also:

 

Martin "I followed Sunlun as a boy" O'Neill. 

Steve "I'm coming home" Bruce. 

Dick "Lovely flowers you sent the wife lads" Avocaat. 

Paulo "FTM" Di Canio. 

 

Etc. Etc. 

 

Also 

Lee “ Who? “ Thompson

Rob  “Works in Aldi” Potts

Alan “ YTS” McMichael 

Reggie “ Not Will Still” Le Breves


 

 

 

 

 

* these might not be their actual names, but hey, close enough :lol:

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49 minutes ago, Anth said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/amanda-staveley-to-invest-in-tottenham.1637004/page-7#post-41086334

 

There will be some wearside siaters getting mounted with glee tonight going off the wild theories, "imagine ifs" and ITKs who've heard its on! :lol:

"I said it when they bought them, the Saudis were just testing the water with Newcastle.
They'll be binned off for a proper big club."

 

Just one of many similar posts 😂

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Proper man of the people is Billy. Got enough money to buy a football club but still puts the work in. The ‘work’ on this occasion being to snort a few lines of Wolf Jerky. Then having the idea of drinking the last 24 cans of out of date Rich Energy. Then sellotaping them to the front of some cardboard, putting them on a pallet and pretending it’s a MASSIVE order he’s shipping. 

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59 minutes ago, NJS said:

See also:

 

Martin "I followed Sunlun as a boy" O'Neill. 

Steve "I'm coming home" Bruce. 

Dick "Lovely flowers you sent the wife lads" Avocaat. 

Paulo "FTM" Di Canio. 

 

Etc. Etc. 

 

Let’s not forget Jackie “If Coventry had kicked off on time v Bristol City I could’ve played upfront for Sunderland alongside Maradona and Ibrahimovic” Milburn 

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7 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

anybody got the faintest idea what this gibbering, halfwit mackem cunt is on about here??

 

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And even if she is a skint fraudster, she’s now no longer our concern and we’re solely being ran by the Saudi wealth fund and a pair of brothers worth about 30 billion quid :lol: Hard times incoming 

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They should be gutted if it’s true this is precipitating NUFC being sold. Since the current owners are so bad for the club in general? Or something. I genuinely can’t keep up with the mental gymnastics 

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22 minutes ago, Alex said:

They should be gutted if it’s true this is precipitating NUFC being sold. Since the current owners are so bad for the club in general? Or something. I genuinely can’t keep up with the mental gymnastics 

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10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

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:lol: Cheeky fucker has more front than Christy Canyons. 
 

Are we not acknowledging “The Don” anymore, and his sidekick the Snake Oil Salesman? 

 

ah yes, the two blokes who had them queueing up.as very cheap labour to replace the pink seats for a hot dog sausage in a burger bun.

they missed a trick there mind, they're rarely ever sat in. should've just got them to take them out and paid them with only the bun.

the stupid mackem cunts.

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