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[RobinRobin 10587]

6 hours ago, Toonpack said:

They didn't even score from open play

 

That's presumably another 10m on clarke's value. 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

14 hours ago, Toonpack said:

They didn't even score from open play

 

 

'It's always great to get a run out and at this stage of the pre-season it's more about fitness than the actual scoreline but it was gratifying being in such a close game against such a big club with obviously very good players.'
The new Sunderland boss.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3680]

As much as I enjoy baiting makems, there are members of this board who should not take the piss out of people pissing the bed over a meaningless result.

[Gemmill 42030]

Are we talking about Scotland at the Euros? 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Toonpack 8506]

[Howmanheyman 31168]

37 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

 

[Sonatine 11065]

40 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

[Tdansmith 2854]

56 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

[Monkeys Fist 41165]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

[Alex 33830]

They were on about Clarke again today. One poster saying he’ll stay unless they get a bid north of £25m. And, if they don’t, he’ll go for £15-20m next summer when he has a year left on his contract. 

[Monkeys Fist 41165]

It’s understandable that they can’t work out monetary values, since they operate in base 12 as opposed to base 10. 

[Toonpack 8506]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s understandable that they can’t work out monetary values, since they operate in base 12 as opposed to base 10. 

 

Yep, they're mackem hands alright, smoggies are webbed

[Gemmill 42030]

This lad will not be able to get out of there quick enough. 

 

 

[Dazzler 8158]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

This lad will not be able to get out of there quick enough. 

 

 

Leaving for a pound shop mag club though marra. Black n white stripes (at leyst sometimes)

[Alex 33830]

He’ll be absolutely hopeless, as opposed to being a great prospect, now? 

[Alex 33830]

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

[Dougle 3215]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

 

Details marras details FTM etc

[Dazzler 8158]

8 hours ago, Alex said:

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

I thought not putting club allegiances aside during international tournaments was mag behaviour?

[thebrokendoll 8453]

I sat in there having a few beers on the afternoon before we played bayer leverkusen in a champions league game.

 

bet the mackem cunt's never done that before.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3680]

3 hours ago, Dazzler said:

I thought not putting club allegiances aside during international tournaments was mag behaviour?

Why would locals be laughing at someone trying a local traditional food?

[Gemmill 42030]

Raw minced pork can absolutely get fucked btw. Their mistake was in trying it, not in (presumably) being disgusted by it. 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

12 hours ago, Alex said:

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

 

 

Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool."

[thebrokendoll 8453]

I'm pretty sure the pub he's on about is literally half a minutes walk from the main train station and directly opposite the cathedral.

lambton's obviously a very sophisticated mackem, doesn't even refer to the city as cologne like every fucker else does.

can't rate his compatriots quite as highly as himself mind, hence the constant need to include explanatory notes in brackets.

[Dazzler 8158]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool."

They carried on being "kewl", surely?