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So @Isegrim, any chance on helping out a mackem in need. I mean, I know we don't always see eye to eye with the fans of massive lads, but we're all from the NE ateod, just like Oz when he famoulsy followed Sunderland during one of their many frequent European games. So, are there any classy establishments like the Blandford in Berlin?

 

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6 minutes ago, Renton said:

So @Isegrim, any chance on helping out a mackem in need. I mean, I know we don't always see eye to eye with the fans of massive lads, but we're all from the NE ateod, just like Oz when he famoulsy followed Sunderland during one of their many frequent European games. So, are there any classy establishments like the Blandford in Berlin?

 

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in their thread on minteh, keith has apparently hoyed a photo of himself up sipping a coffee in barbados or something.

I'm intrigued, does he look like a fucking idiot as well?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-have-accepted-a-33-mill-bid-for-yankuba-minteh.1635928/page-13

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14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

in their thread on minteh, keith has apparently hoyed a photo of himself up sipping a coffee in barbados or something.

I'm intrigued, does he look like a fucking idiot as well?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-have-accepted-a-33-mill-bid-for-yankuba-minteh.1635928/page-13

 

Fake news. I can't see the lobotomy scars on his slap head. 

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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

We're looking for you to screenshot it over here. You can't see it if you're not a registered LOSER. 

 

Rather be a registered loser than a registered sex offender

 

 

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6 hours ago, Renton said:

So @Isegrim, any chance on helping out a mackem in need. I mean, I know we don't always see eye to eye with the fans of massive lads, but we're all from the NE ateod, just like Oz when he famoulsy followed Sunderland during one of their many frequent European games. So, are there any classy establishments like the Blandford in Berlin?

 

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🎶

Working on the site

Making up tales of shite

That's mackems alright

(That's mackems alright)

Then copying wor flags

Slagging off the mags

That's mackems alright

(That's mackems alright)

Working all day

For a pittance of pay

Then blow it all on Saturday night

And you tell tall tales

But you don't know their names

That's mackems alright.

 

Working in the sun

Drinking pop having fun

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

Then a shite in the stand

Spreadin' it around

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

Fixed your seat all day

For your owner you say?

And sneak a cheese slice back to the wife

Still you keep a little here

To go with your free pint of beer 

That's mackems alright 

 

 

Yeah you play the game

Then it's auf wiedersehen

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

 

Telling the lie

With a glint in your eye,

'Cause tomorrow you'll be back on the RTG site

And you tell tall tales 

But you don't know their names

That's mackems alright 

Yeah you play the game

Then it's auf wiedersehen

 

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

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To add, I’m sure we have loads of fucking mackems working for us (you can see their sad little faces on all the pics the club put out of the staff). But who gives a shite?

I’ve worked for loads of folk I don’t really like over the years. Is that not just life?

Fucking freaks

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14 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

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Working on the site

Making up tales of shite

That's mackems alright

(That's mackems alright)

Then copying wor flags

Slagging off the mags

That's mackems alright

(That's mackems alright)

Working all day

For a pittance of pay

Then blow it all on Saturday night

And you tell tall tales

But you don't know their names

That's mackems alright.

 

Working in the sun

Drinking pop having fun

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

Then a shite in the stand

Spreadin' it around

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

Fixed your seat all day

For your owner you say?

And sneak a cheese slice back to the wife

Still you keep a little here

To go with your free pint of beer 

That's mackems alright 

 

 

Yeah you play the game

Then it's auf wiedersehen

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

 

Telling the lie

With a glint in your eye,

'Cause tomorrow you'll be back on the RTG site

And you tell tall tales 

But you don't know their names

That's mackems alright 

Yeah you play the game

Then it's auf wiedersehen

 

That's mackems alright 

(That's mackems alright)

🎵

 

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An absolute tour de force of observational comedy :lol: 

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3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

The first results are in from the 2024/25 Premier League.

 

Nottingham Forest 1 Newcastle United 1 and  

Newcastle United 1 Nottingham Forest 1 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/psr-corruption.1636051/

 

keitj fighting a lonely battle in that thread. several of his fellow mackems have tried pointing out to h that he's wrong, but he's not having it, bless him....

 

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35 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

keitj fighting a lonely battle in that thread. several of his fellow mackems have tried pointing out to h that he's wrong, but he's not having it, bless him....

 

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It’s amusing to see him getting more and more annoyed. Whilst showing less and less understanding and using dafter and dafter analogies with each post he makes in that thread. He’s a fucking moron :lol: 

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30 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

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Selling brown ale in this Sunderland pub must have been the last straw.

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