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[Alex 33830]

47 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Fabregas.

 

Look at the calibre of managers they've had the last few years some of whom they couldn't even keep without them fucking off to clubs like Stoke. Yet they persist in mentioning names like Fabregas, Potter, Lampard etc. honestly, some of them are borderline insane.

It’s mental, man. It’s like they just conveniently forget that the owners haven’t spent a penny on recruitment  

[The Fish 10335]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s mental, man. It’s like they just conveniently forget that the owners haven’t spent a penny on recruitment  

It's the same dissonance that has them believe each of their young players will go for £30m+, or that they 'belong' in the Premier League. The biggest myth of all, that they've got great support. They have big attendance for their situation, but it's a stretch to same the Stadium of Light home crowd are particularly supportive.

[Howmanheyman 31168]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

It’s mental, man. It’s like they just conveniently forget that the owners haven’t spent a penny on recruitment  

 

RTG

 

 

Max Allegri

 

 

Beyn brilliant for Juventus but at the end lewked a bit fed up and lewks like he needs a new challenge. Could he be up to a project of getting the lads back up? No pressure from the fans, pewa love from the fans and a chance to bey happy again? #imagine?

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

 

More Mag hidings. 😔

 

 

 

[NJS 4227]

The version of that I heard was that the mackems whined on to other firms and managed to get a few on board for a "mag hunt" and the only lot who backed Newcastle were indeed Shrewsbury who didn't have numbers but were "game". 

[BobHopeandNoHope 568]

I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but going to derbies since the late 70’s home and away, I can’t once remember these hard as fuck Mlfs, coming to the Toon mob handed, aye there’s been confrontations but only cos our lot tried to disrupt their escort. I don’t know of once where the tramps have tried to get in a pub or pile over on the metro and cause havoc, and yet if all of us ‘mags’ were all soft as shit, you’d think it would be a regular occurrence. At least it’s believable with West Ham, Boro, Chelsea (they are slimy sneaky fuckers though) ….We all know what the mackems are, and they confirm it every hour of the day. Sad cunts. But great comic value. 

[Alex 33830]

It’s incredible how whenever anything like this happens that someone on RTG has a mate who witnessed it first hand. 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

I'm going to start a self help group called MHA, (Mag Hidings Anonymous), for all the poor Mags who've taken numerous hidings from MLFs after we committed numberless faux pas usually witnessed by neutral football fans who silently approved of the tough, hard justice meted out by the Pale Riders of the Durham Plains, the Massive fans of Lads.

 

Anyone is free to join, just start off by introducing yourself to the group by saying, 'Hi guys, my name is [insert name here] and I've took one hell of a hiding from an MLF after setting my lip up' and the group will welcome you with open arms and see if we can all learn humility from the greatest set of fans in the world, Sunderland AFC.

Edited June 17 by Howmanheyman

[thebrokendoll 8453]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

I'm going to start a self help group called MHA, (Mag Hidings Anonymous), for all the poor Mags who've taken numerous hidings from MLFs after we committed numberless faux pas usually witnessed by neutral football fans who silently approved of the tough, hard justice meted out by the Pale Riders of the Durham Plains, the Massive fans of Lads.

 

Anyone is free to join, just start off by introducing yourself to the group by saying, 'Hi guys, my name is [insert name here] and I've took one hell of a hiding from an MLF after setting my lip up' and the group will welcome you with open arms and see if we can all learn humility from the greatest set of fans in the world, Sunderland AFC.

 

I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me.

I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place.

I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85  to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup.

I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas.

despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem.

 

it's nothing short of miraculous.teally.

 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

34 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me.

I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place.

I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85  to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup.

I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas.

despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem.

 

it's nothing short of miraculous.teally.

 

 

 

I once had a look from a mackem behind a police escort, it wasn't a hiding but I still get goosebumps thinking of my close encounter with death. 

[MMXXVIII 1272]

I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s. Got roomed with a mackem, I assume recruitment looked at our proximity and thought we'd get on.

 

His crack was he'd been in the marines and failed the piss test so got hoyed out, saw the advert in The Daily Mirror and thought why not.

 

Couple of nights in it's kicked off in the staff quarters and some southern lads are going round braying doors threatening every cunt. So I said to him right grab something, I lifted off the hanging rail inside the wardrobe waiting for our door to come through and he was trying to get out of a window that had restrictors on it. Unfortunately the site security arrived and I never got to see him suck his thumb.

 

The end.

[RobinRobin 10587]

7 hours ago, Alex said:

It’s incredible how whenever anything like this happens that someone on RTG has a mate who witnessed it first hand. 

But never witnessed it (or took part) themselves

[thebrokendoll 8453]

15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

More Mag hidings. 😔

 

 

 

 

seen it referenced a few times over on rtg now that the seagull shagger was a mag and was quite curious as to what bizarre and twisted logic had managed to convince them this ludicrous myth that a bloke from roker avenue in deepest sunderland was a newcastle supporter?

anyway, here's the fake fb page that no longer exists, aye, very convincing you stupid mackem cunts...

 

 

taken from his court appearance...

 

A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality

He is also a pathological liar whose lies served no purpose the court heard.

 

so, not only is david lee most definitely a mackem, from the above it would appear to be guaranteed he also posts on on rtg.

[Dazzler 8158]

30 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

seen it referenced a few times over on rtg now that the seagull shagger was a mag and was quite curious as to what bizarre and twisted logic had managed to convince them this ludicrous myth that a bloke from roker avenue in deepest sunderland was a newcastle supporter?

anyway, here's the fake fb page that no longer exists, aye, very convincing you stupid mackem cunts...

 

 

taken from his court appearance...

 

A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality

He is also a pathological liar whose lies served no purpose the court heard.

 

so, not only is david lee most definitely a mackem, from the above it would appear to be guaranteed he also posts on on rtg.

Pervert who carried out 'bizarre' sex act on baby herring gull in Sunderland is jailed - Chronicle Live

 

I think it's based on this article, where it says "he's not originally from Sunderland". In no way shape or form does it say where he was from originally or what his footballing preferences were, because as you'd expect they are more focused on the fact he bucked a baby seagull - in Sunderland 

 

It would be fair to suggest that the only way someone from outside of sun'lin would move there is because of football though. No other reason to live in that dump beyond that or going to uni there.

[Renton 20177]

9 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s.

 

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did. 

[Renton 20177]

That thread on the SMB btw.  An absolute gold mine of mackem fantasists.

 

 

 

Ooh, you're hard.

 

 

[MMXXVIII 1272]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did. 

 

Possibly - does she have a thing for men running a bath then holding her head under it?

[MMXXVIII 1272]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

That thread on the SMB btw.  An absolute gold mine of mackem fantasists.

 

 

 

Ooh, you're hard.

 

 

 

Fucking hell man. Channelled his inner Steven Seagull.

[Holden McGroin 6128]

Im loving the bit where he basically says.......fuck it, Im not taking the long route around so I'll just take the hiding.

 

Classic Mackem logic.

[Howmanheyman 31168]

11 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s. Got roomed with a mackem, I assume recruitment looked at our proximity and thought we'd get on.

 

His crack was he'd been in the marines and failed the piss test so got hoyed out, saw the advert in The Daily Mirror and thought why not.

 

Couple of nights in it's kicked off in the staff quarters and some southern lads are going round braying doors threatening every cunt. So I said to him right grab something, I lifted off the hanging rail inside the wardrobe waiting for our door to come through and he was trying to get out of a window that had restrictors on it. Unfortunately the site security arrived and I never got to see him suck his thumb.

 

The end.

 

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did. 

 

She was last seen getting rattled by Arthur. Arthur B Regis.

[Toonpack 8506]

Sales of this not going well in Sunlun

 

[Meenzer 15031]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

 

 

I hope the chapter on the Wolves badge just says "It's because they're called Wolves"

[Dazzler 8158]

1 minute ago, Meenzer said:

 

I hope the chapter on the Wolves badge just says "It's because they're called Wolves"

And in the big empty space it just says I drew a wolf with a crudely drawn dog in it.

[Gemmill 42030]

David Moyes is on today's Rest In Football - it's a really good listen, he's got some good stories. Anyway, he's talking through his managerial career, Everton, Man United, then off to Spain. 

 

Shearer interrupts him with "Anyway. All good things must come to an end. When did you decide to go to the unwashed?" 

 

 

There'll be hell on on RTG, I'm sure. 

[Howmanheyman 31168]

 

 

I wonder if he's talking about the Victorian late 19th century when he talks about 'one of the most prestigious jobs in English football '? 

 

(But that sound you can hear is one big motherfucking penny dropping).