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[Ayatollah Hermione 13590]

Best friends with Scotland due to their shared bitterness and low life expectancy

[thebrokendoll 8617]

bbc look north getting hammered for stating pickford's from washington, which he is.

they're really not happy unless they're finding something to get themselves in a tizzy over, the stupid mackem cunts. 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/look-north.1635136/

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

But… don’t they claim Washington as their territory? 
 

I suppose when everything, everywhere, all at once, sends you in to paroxysms of impotent rage, it’s hard to keep track 

[Alex 34074]

Then nonexistent Washington fought on the mags side against then minute Sunderland in an English Civil War battle. One which definitely wasn’t invented by them desperately trying to be relevant. Despite it only appearing in a Wikipedia page with little or no citations plus a badly-researched Guardian article. 

Edited June 17 by Alex

[Dazzler 8457]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

bbc look north getting hammered for stating pickford's from washington, which he is.

they're really not happy unless they're finding something to get themselves in a tizzy over, the stupid mackem cunts. 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/look-north.1635136/

 

The commentators barely even referenced Mitro playing for us other than when they said Shearer was his idol growing up. Fancy getting that wound up by the media not mentioning that a player used to play for an inconsequential club in the championship

[Dazzler 8457]

 

Man who plays for club in the region has club in the region mentioned. Man who last played for a club in the region 7 years ago does not have the club in the region mentioned. Oh the humanity.

[Alex 34074]

Like Henderson*, he fucked off the millisecond he got a better offer. They’re both products of their academy, which is something to be proud of. And you can’t blame either player for looking after themselves. But I really don’t think their respective careers are the ‘win’ mackems seem to think it is. 
*Obviously he’s suffered a backlash for going to Saudi. Not even joining Ajax, who have Sunderland to thank for inventing Total Football, has seen him forgiven 

Edited June 17 by Alex

[thebrokendoll 8617]

10 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Man who plays for club in the region has club in the region mentioned. Man who last played for a club in the region 7 years ago does not have the club in the region mentioned. Oh the humanity.

 

this is their fan park last night apparently.

official attendance..... 47,087

 

 

[Dazzler 8457]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

Like Henderson*, he fucked off the millisecond he got a better offer. They’re both products of their academy, which is something to be proud of. And you can’t blame either player for looking after themselves. But I really don’t think their respective careers are the ‘win’ mackems seem to think it is. 
*Obviously he’s suffered a backlash for going to Saudi. Not even joining Ajax, who have Sunderland to thank for inventing Total Football, has seen him forgiven 

It is nice to see that they've forgiven Pickford for saying the best atmosphere he's ever played in is at SJP though.

[Dazzler 8457]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

this is their fan park last night apparently.

official attendance..... 47,087

 

 

Nice to see Nissan gave them all the night off.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Nice to see Nissan gave them all the night off.

Which is in Washington 

[thebrokendoll 8617]

honestly man..

 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-and-newcastle-fans-in-germany.1635165/page-2#post-40873881

 

one of them invents a little tale and in no time at all it 100% happened.

 

 

the thread then branches out in to further tales, of how every other clubs supporters while out watching england, wait for it....

hates the mags and we always get a hiding whilst on england duty.

it's a miracle really that there's any of us still.alive.   

[Alex 34074]

The mass hysteria / group psychosis experiment that is RTG  

[RobinRobin 10672]

3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

this is their fan park last night apparently.

official attendance..... 47,087

 

 

Not sure I'd want to use those toilets but probably okay for some. 

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

17 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Not sure I'd want to use those toilets but probably okay for some. 

The bogs are actually just the fence that the sign’s on. 
 

Marras on one side, sisterwives on t’other. 
 

 

[The Fish 10422]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

But… don’t they claim Washington as their territory? 
 

I suppose when everything, everywhere, all at once, sends you in to paroxysms of impotent rage, it’s hard to keep track 

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Of the veritable gallimaufry of descriptors for the mackem condition, this one seemed most apt. 
 

[The Fish 10422]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

The mass hysteria / group psychosis experiment that is RTG  

You know every year we get two or three university students coming on here surveying our takes on supporting Newcastle? If a Psychology student wants to make a name for themselves, they should study the behaviours seen on RTG. 

[Dazzler 8457]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

You know every year we get two or three university students coming on here surveying our takes on supporting Newcastle? If a Psychology student wants to make a name for themselves, they should study the behaviours seen on RTG. 

Half an hour after making the post on RTG:

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

24 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Half an hour after making the post on RTG:

“ Eeya, Marra’s, this wrong ‘un says he speshileye… shpecilisis… 

 

… ‘ees fayvrit subject is Paediatric Psychology! 
 

‘E’s after young Mick n Mickayla, and the babbys! “

 

[thebrokendoll 8617]

they're mulling over whether or not fabregas would be interested on managing them.

currently working at como 1907 who've just been promoted to serie A.

poor spanish fucker would have sleepless nights mulling that one over.

 

 

[Renton 20414]

5 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

this is their fan park last night apparently.

official attendance..... 47,087

 

 

 

That's Keel square, the cultural epicentre of Sunderland which they are incredibly proud of.

Somehow they have managed to make it look like a brutalist shit hole to me, to blend in with the rest of the city. Quite an achievement considering most cities abandoned brutalism in the 1960s. 

Edit: apparently its somwhere called "Keel Edge". I stand corrected. 

Edited June 17 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 31583]

Fabregas.

 

Look at the calibre of managers they've had the last few years some of whom they couldn't even keep without them fucking off to clubs like Stoke. Yet they persist in mentioning names like Fabregas, Potter, Lampard etc. honestly, some of them are borderline insane.

[Dazzler 8457]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Fabregas.

 

Look at the calibre of managers they've had the last few years some of whom they couldn't even keep without them fucking off to clubs like Stoke. Yet they persist in mentioning names like Fabregas, Potter, Lampard etc. honestly, some of them are borderline insane.

"Wey dinnit want an ex-pee-ree-enced manager like Mowbray, marra. Give uz the Como assistant manager instead because he's sexey, and is from the same country as Bilbao."

[The Fish 10422]

31 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

"Wey dinnit want an ex-pee-ree-enced manager like Mowbray, marra. Give uz the Como assistant manager instead because he's sexey, and is from the same country as Bilbao."

Mag-Like behaviour.