Dazzler 9752 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: It's alright, they didn't want him anyways. “Hello, is that Frank? Kyril here, how you doing? Good stuff. Listen Frank we know you’re looking for work and we have a vacancy here we’d love you to fill and we were hoping you could give us an idea of salary requirements, staff numbers etc. How much? What’s that Frank you’re breaking up. He’s gone, thank fuck. Speakman, go and tell Dodds to get the tactics ready and tell him he has the 36p out of the swear jar for players. Also, tell him I traded Jobe to spurs for a curly wurly.” 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33246 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Not a mobile phone nor a gravy stained shirt in sight. Gerrin!!! FTM. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33246 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Mackems travelling to Alicante and playing Alicante and some other side. Just a heads up in case anyone on here is bewked up on a trip to 'Beni' between the 15th July and 21st July. If you are I doubt you'll see any Sunderland shirts as there's no way they'd wear them on a trip to Spain. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 I heard they leave them at home and buy a new one when they get there from a passing MLF sailor. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33246 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I heard they leave them at home and buy a new one when they get there from a passing MLF sailor. Alicante: "Bueno dias, Sunderland football club. We agree to play your team but only on condition you don't form any football clubs who'll be competitors for us while you're over here and your fans must not wear any Sunderland shirts to kit out any newly formed clubs." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33246 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Keith..... 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9244 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Keith..... the stupid cunt. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 592 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Keith..... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33246 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Germany v Scotland, the MLF angle.... 🎵 Tragedy! 🎶 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 That made up shite again 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Should enjoy a 5-1 then. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Best friends with Scotland due to their shared bitterness and low life expectancy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9244 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 bbc look north getting hammered for stating pickford's from washington, which he is. they're really not happy unless they're finding something to get themselves in a tizzy over, the stupid mackem cunts. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/look-north.1635136/ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 But… don’t they claim Washington as their territory? I suppose when everything, everywhere, all at once, sends you in to paroxysms of impotent rage, it’s hard to keep track 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) Then nonexistent Washington fought on the mags side against then minute Sunderland in an English Civil War battle. One which definitely wasn’t invented by them desperately trying to be relevant. Despite it only appearing in a Wikipedia page with little or no citations plus a badly-researched Guardian article. Edited June 17 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9752 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said: bbc look north getting hammered for stating pickford's from washington, which he is. they're really not happy unless they're finding something to get themselves in a tizzy over, the stupid mackem cunts. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/look-north.1635136/ The commentators barely even referenced Mitro playing for us other than when they said Shearer was his idol growing up. Fancy getting that wound up by the media not mentioning that a player used to play for an inconsequential club in the championship 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9752 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Man who plays for club in the region has club in the region mentioned. Man who last played for a club in the region 7 years ago does not have the club in the region mentioned. Oh the humanity. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) Like Henderson*, he fucked off the millisecond he got a better offer. They’re both products of their academy, which is something to be proud of. And you can’t blame either player for looking after themselves. But I really don’t think their respective careers are the ‘win’ mackems seem to think it is. *Obviously he’s suffered a backlash for going to Saudi. Not even joining Ajax, who have Sunderland to thank for inventing Total Football, has seen him forgiven Edited June 17 by Alex 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9244 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 10 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Man who plays for club in the region has club in the region mentioned. Man who last played for a club in the region 7 years ago does not have the club in the region mentioned. Oh the humanity. this is their fan park last night apparently. official attendance..... 47,087 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9752 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 6 minutes ago, Alex said: Like Henderson*, he fucked off the millisecond he got a better offer. They’re both products of their academy, which is something to be proud of. And you can’t blame either player for looking after themselves. But I really don’t think their respective careers are the ‘win’ mackems seem to think it is. *Obviously he’s suffered a backlash for going to Saudi. Not even joining Ajax, who have Sunderland to thank for inventing Total Football, has seen him forgiven It is nice to see that they've forgiven Pickford for saying the best atmosphere he's ever played in is at SJP though. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9752 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: this is their fan park last night apparently. official attendance..... 47,087 Nice to see Nissan gave them all the night off. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Nice to see Nissan gave them all the night off. Which is in Washington 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9244 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 honestly man.. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-and-newcastle-fans-in-germany.1635165/page-2#post-40873881 one of them invents a little tale and in no time at all it 100% happened. the thread then branches out in to further tales, of how every other clubs supporters while out watching england, wait for it.... hates the mags and we always get a hiding whilst on england duty. it's a miracle really that there's any of us still.alive. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 The mass hysteria / group psychosis experiment that is RTG 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: this is their fan park last night apparently. official attendance..... 47,087 Not sure I'd want to use those toilets but probably okay for some. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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