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[The Fish 10422]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Who knew Sunderland and the Tories had so much in common.

Farage knew.

[The Fish 10422]

15 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

is it feasible that things can keep going wrong for them until a point is reached whereby you start to feel sorry for them?

 

 

 

nah.   

 

It'd have to get much worse. I didn't feel that sorry for them in League 1. Mostly because of how they didn't gain an ounce of humility even when they were losing to Southend.

[Alex 34075]

26 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Who knew Sunderland and the Tories had so much in common.

#Brexit #Racist #MakesYouThink

[Ayatollah Hermione 13590]

Rob Page to waddle in from his time at Wales since it worked so well last time 

[Tdansmith 2990]

"Obscure young managers who might be canny"

 

😂

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/obscure-young-managers-who-might-be-canny.1634845/

[Dazzler 8458]

6 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

"Obscure young managers who might be canny"

 

😂

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/obscure-young-managers-who-might-be-canny.1634845/

[Howmanheyman 31583]

"Carlos Tevez

Martin Demichellis

Jermain Defoe

Yaya Toure"

 

 

"Err, hello? Is that Carlos Tevez?"

 

"Si."

 

"Now that you're back home in Argentina and managing independiente would you like to jack it all in and come and be the Sunderland manager?"

 

[Phone hangs up]

 

"Hello? Hello? Carlos? Are you still there?"

 

 

 

[Alex 34075]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Carlos Tevez

Martin Demichellis

Jermain Defoe

Yaya Toure"

 

 

"Err, hello? Is that Carlos Tevez?"

 

"Si."

 

"Now that you're back home in Argentina and managing independiente would you like to jack it all in and come and be the Sunderland manager?"

 

[Phone hangs up]

 

"Hello? Hello? Carlos? Are you still there?"

 

 

 

 

Reminds me of this, which the Amazon algorithm thought would appeal to me for some reason:

apparently written by the club’s historian. Although to give him his due, going off the synopsis, he definitely knows his audience:

 

Makes you think 

[The Fish 10422]

8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Carlos Tevez

Martin Demichellis

Jermain Defoe

Yaya Toure"

 

All they want is big names, typical of those gravy stained Newcas... what's that? That's from a Sunderland message board? Blyme.

[NJS 4253]

#Imagine

 

The thick fuckers would need to invent a time machine to build that forward line. 

 

As I've said before it's "surprising" Milburn never mentioned supporting the cunts or having the chance to ever sign for them. 

[Howmanheyman 31583]

18 minutes ago, Alex said:

Reminds me of this, which the Amazon algorithm thought would appeal to me for some reason:

apparently written by the club’s historian. Although to give him his due, going off the synopsis, he definitely knows his audience:

 

Makes you think 

 

He absolutely knows his audience inside fucking out.

[Gemmill 42599]

They should get Joey Barton in. 

[RobinRobin 10676]

[Howmanheyman 31583]

 

 

 

Summer project back garden official attendance:  42,836

 

 

 

 

[trophyshy 7056]

Put them inside and stop sitting on the floorboards.  

[Gemmill 42599]

Next series of STID we'll get introduced to this prick. He'll have put these seats in his living room in front of the telly. 

 

[MrRaspberryJam 548]

Hahaha the wording of that tweet man. “Boom”

 

 

[MrRaspberryJam 548]

“Boom. Summer project: wash 4 seats and then wonder what to do with them”

[Alex 34075]

Shouldn’t they have numbers on the seats if they are meant to be from Roker Park? 

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

Shouldn’t they have numbers on the seats if they are meant to be from Roker Park? 

No. 2 ? 

[RobinRobin 10676]

10 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Summer project back garden official attendance:  42,836

 

 

 

 

@Christmas Tree  has entered the conversation  

[ewerk 29482]

9 hours ago, Alex said:

Shouldn’t they have numbers on the seats if they are meant to be from Roker Park? 

They’re not nearly pink enough.

[Tdansmith 2990]

Newcastle United never have to worry about Eddie Howe leaving the club as we have a ready made replacement.

 

 "I think I could put a half decent team together with 8 x £50M players and the likes of Wilson, Almiron, Joelinton (another £100M) and others already at the club"

 

 Keith will no doubt bring in the superstar Excile to replace Bruno.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/eddie-howe.1634980/page-3

[Tdansmith 2990]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/full-kit-clowns.1635000/

😂

I wonder if this is yet another mackem fib ? 

 

If it isn't well done those two Mags for ruining the sad mackem bastards holiday. 🤣

[MrRaspberryJam 548]

2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Newcastle United never have to worry about Eddie Howe leaving the club as we have a ready made replacement.

 

 "I think I could put a half decent team together with 8 x £50M players and the likes of Wilson, Almiron, Joelinton (another £100M) and others already at the club"

 

 Keith will no doubt bring in the superstar Excile to replace Bruno.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/eddie-howe.1634980/page-3

 

 

Yes. Fabio Capello, who won titles as a player at Roma, AC Milan and Juventus, and later went on to win more league titles and Champions Leagues in an illustrious managerial career spanning almost two decades at Real Madrid, Milan, Juve and Roma and managing at World Cups with Russia & England will always be remembered for one thing: telling Darren Bent to leave Sunderland.