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1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

this post was going so well till point 3.

as any mackem would be able to tell you their iconic co. durham landmark the baltic flour mill is home to approximately 193 pairs of breeding kittiwakes, each and every one of them ardent mlfs. 

it's quite petty of you really not to acknowledge what is the most inland colony of kittiwakes anywhere in the WORLD just because it happens to be deep in mackem territory on the south bank of the tyne.

read this and feel your heart swell with pride.....

 

https://www.nhsn.org.uk/tyne-kittiwakes/

 

Ahh right, I didn't know they actually nested on the Baltic itself. Would seem fair enough to only permit this outside nesting season I guess. Just before the season kicks off would be better. Or preferably, as has been said, just not bother. :lol:

 

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That "Mags light show - endangered birds" has gone off the scale full on meltdown.

Including the obligatory "I used to have Mag mates, but not anymore" fairy-tales. 

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Much like the alleged human rights concerns you can guarantee they’d never given kittiwakes a second thought (beyond sexual fantasies) before all this. It’ll act as a handy conduit for their overt racism though

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1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

That "Mags light show - endangered birds" has gone off the scale full on meltdown.

Including the obligatory "I used to have Mag mates, but not anymore" fairy-tales. 

 

 

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"You stay here with me, Kitti, fuck those mags and their light show, I'll look after you, marra."

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2 hours ago, Renton said:

:lol: Nothing racist about this whatsoever. PC woke gone mad. 

 

 

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“How can aah bey raya-cyst, marra? Aah’ve got a black marra as mey displayah picksha. Ah tak it meysel”

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8 minutes ago, Renton said:

Absolutely nobody cares. No sireee. Nobody is obsessed about Mags wearing replica tops, absolutely nobody. 

 

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They’ve never fucking shut up about Mags wearing football tops since the two bit County Durham outfit supplying their kits couldn’t meet the demand. 

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39 minutes ago, Renton said:

Absolutely nobody cares. No sireee. Nobody is obsessed about Mags wearing replica tops, absolutely nobody. 

 

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I want to know what they've got against gravy?

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I want to know what they've got against gravy?

 

 

 

Does anyone know the etymology of this? 

I think the cheesy chips comes from cheysey chips doesn't it?  Not sure about the blue pop, maybe blew pop. But gravy stains? Not sure it's an accent thing an who doesn't like the odd bit of gravy? 

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Whenever I've seen a home Sunderland top there's as much chance of it being red and off/dirty white than just red and normal white tbh. :cuppa:

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Why is he talking about Europe and European clubs? 

 

Why is he talking about us trying to claim something when they're the masters of claiming everything that isn't inside the old city walls of Newcastle? If their catchment area claims were real they'd be getting crowds of 85,000 on a regular basis the fucking raging, lunatic. :lol:

 

(Also love to see them playing against whatever backward European clubs he could only dream of competing against). 

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11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

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Why is he talking about Europe and European clubs? 

 

Why is he talking about us trying to claim something when they're the masters of claiming everything that isn't inside the old city walls of Newcastle? If their catchment area claims were real they'd be getting crowds of 85,000 on a regular basis the fucking raging, lunatic. :lol:

 

(Also love to see them playing against whatever backward European clubs he could only dream of competing against). 

European teams have to look us up because *checks notes* we’ve actually played in Europe and there is a chance we’re a fixture for them. Love a good self own do the mackems.

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9 hours ago, Dazzler said:

European teams have to look us up because *checks notes* we’ve actually played in Europe and there is a chance we’re a fixture for them. Love a good self own do the mackems.

 

Also a core English city, cultural centre, quite a famous party city, medieval city, "proper" University centre, actually have national and international transport links, and, of course, the sports washing centre of the European arm of the Saudi caliphate.

Sunderland? *checks notes*. Not so much. 

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11 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

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Why is he talking about Europe and European clubs? 

 

Why is he talking about us trying to claim something when they're the masters of claiming everything that isn't inside the old city walls of Newcastle? If their catchment area claims were real they'd be getting crowds of 85,000 on a regular basis the fucking raging, lunatic. :lol:

 

(Also love to see them playing against whatever backward European clubs he could only dream of competing against). 

I was talking to a mag at work and I pointed out I’d been talking to AC Milan fans and after they told me they hate the mags anarl they said they had to lewk up Newcastle on a map. But they knew exactly where it was once they realised it was about 10 miles from Sunderland 

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I love the way they just can't hide their racism and xenophobia. "backwards Eastern European teams" ffs. :lol:

The fucking brass neck, what do they think Sunderland is in comparison? 

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10 minutes ago, Renton said:

I love the way they just can't hide their racism and xenophobia. "backwards European teams" ffs. :lol:

The fucking brass neck, what do they think Sunderland is in comparison? 

Or their homophobia - regularly refer to gay people as "the gays" when they make their shit up about gay people being thrown from buildings. Or in the derby build up talking about dressing up as immensely gay stereotypes to support the LGBT community. I also love the fact that they expect us to be outraged and take to the streets about human rights abuses in Saudi but they have done less than fuck all about it - unless you count rehashing their racist propaganda, half truths and outright lies on RTG :lol:

 

All of their virtue would go right out the window if some middle eastern prince offered to buy out the frat boy. They'd wank off their dads (for a third time that day) just to lend his tea towel to get down the stadium in time for Look North.

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2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

They'd wank off their dads (for a third time that day) just to lend his tea towel to get down the stadium in time for Look North.

Frustrated Clint Eastwood GIF

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4 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Or their homophobia - regularly refer to gay people as "the gays" when they make their shit up about gay people being thrown from buildings. Or in the derby build up talking about dressing up as immensely gay stereotypes to support the LGBT community. I also love the fact that they expect us to be outraged and take to the streets about human rights abuses in Saudi but they have done less than fuck all about it - unless you count rehashing their racist propaganda, half truths and outright lies on RTG :lol:

 

All of their virtue would go right out the window if some middle eastern prince offered to buy out the frat boy. They'd wank off their dads (for a third time that day) just to lend his tea towel to get down the stadium in time for Look North.

"If any Saudis or sportswashing shit heads ever became involved with us I’d leave and never follow the club again."

🤔

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everton-and-the-saudis.1634779/page-3

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3 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

"The day all 92 clubs are owned by Billionaires and all FFP restrictions are lifted will be the day we have a level playing field again."

 

🤔

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everton-and-the-saudis.1634779/page-2

Now - "I wouldn't class that as sports washing like", and "all Saudis aren't evil man"

 

literal member of the Saudi royal family doesn't count, but an investment fund does :lol:

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4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

"If any Saudis or sportswashing shit heads ever became involved with us I’d leave and never follow the club again."

🤔

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everton-and-the-saudis.1634779/page-3

I'm sure this is 100% accurate - I mean their current owner is in bed with the Saudis and he's done fuck all so far :lol:

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