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[RobinRobin 10672]

 

[Howmanheyman 31583]

 

'ah was walking down Madison, (ah swear ah never had a gun) and ah saw a ninetayn ninetey Marco lads shirt. I shouted over 'Gerrin! FTM!' and the new yorka turned around and said, 'hey man, I hate the mags toooo but I loved the Netflix Sunderland till I die show, I watched all the seasons and bought this shirt on eBay, buddy." Then a cop on a horse who overheard clapped and give us a backa on his horse back to my hotel like Crocodile Dundee and we passed maceys and al that and a cafe where a lush lass was fayaking an orgasm or she'd seen my lads top, hard to tell, marra.'

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31583]

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31583]

[Howmanheyman 31583]

 

 

 

 

It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra. 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

I’m just stunned that amongst their millions of STID worldwide fans there isn’t some bored billionaire ready to spunk his money away on them.…

 

 

 

 

 

… that is, one who doesn’t need to ask his mam first. 
 

 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 8617]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

 

It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra. 

 

 

 

 

 

the 18 months or so the premier league spent kicking the can down the road was literally the happiest period in their tragic lives.

absolutely pure, unadulterated joy that we'd been deprived of wealthy owners without a single solitary mention of human rights or amnesty international.

fucking fantasists.

[Renton 20414]

Apparently Seaburn has fallen. Cue several hundred pages on the Land Lady being a slag. Classy.

 

[thebrokendoll 8617]

50 minutes ago, Renton said:

Apparently Seaburn has fallen. Cue several hundred pages on the Land Lady being a slag. Classy.

 

 

they got that thread hidden away in the secret bit mate?

[Renton 20414]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

they got that thread hidden away in the secret bit mate?

 

Naah, this one is public.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-has-the-bluebell-been-a-mag-pub.1634327/

 

[Holden McGroin 6229]

30 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Naah, this one is public.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-has-the-bluebell-been-a-mag-pub.1634327/

 

 

That is amazing. I'd think it was pretty funny if it was the other way around but not these mutants. 

[Renton 20414]

Just watching C4 build up to the England game there. They had a bit of the usual football build up bigging up the NE and Newcastle as a football hot bed. Clichéd but, you know, quite normal. Thought I'd check what the fans of massive lads made of it. 

Yep.

 

[Howmanheyman 31583]

The amount of raging hard ons down wearside way in fevered anticipation of getting wound up by something someone might've said tonight was always going to happen. 

 

 

Presenter: "And welcome to our England game here on channel 4 at St. James' Par....."

 

MLF: "Ah fucking knew it!! Right up theya mag arses alreddy!!!!"

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31583]

 

 

 

Mags getting chinned as usual, this time from West Ham fans pissed off at us for something or other? 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 4 by Howmanheyman

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707]

Inevitably Will Still whi was the best young manager in the world has suddenly become overhyped shit since joining another club.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/will-still-rumours.1632992/ 

[Dazzler 8458]

On 04/06/2024 at 08:48, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Mags getting chinned as usual, this time from West Ham fans pissed off at us for something or other? 

 

 

 

 

I thought it was noticeable how little stick Pickford got the other night (probably because he was angling for a move here in his recent interview )

 

Remember when they applauded Townsend for 90 minutes straight when he played for England at their place whilst a toon player? Nah me neither.

[Dazzler 8458]

 

OGS being clamoured for now because of his good manager record of relegating Cardiff and putting them into relegation form the following season before getting sacked.

 

He followed that up by being shite at Man Utd and leading them on a barren run without trophies except a losers medal in the europa league.

 

[Gemmill 42598]

 

 

There's not even been any rumours, has there? It's gonna be some absolute no-mark. 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13590]

Aye, they’re down to three and I believe it’s the current St Mirren manager, the current Stockport manager and the ex-AZ manager. Not sure on the last one but since he’s out of work, he’s the one that’ll come in 

[Gemmill 42598]

 

Their place in the world must be starting to sink in by now. 

[Holden McGroin 6229]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Their place in the world must be starting to sink in by now. 

 

I'm not sure it ever will. Big club Marra. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707]

7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Aye, they’re down to three and I believe it’s the current St Mirren manager, the current Stockport manager and the ex-AZ manager. Not sure on the last one but since he’s out of work, he’s the one that’ll come in 

Hope it’s not Stephen Robinson I like him

[RobinRobin 10672]

10 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Their place in the world must be starting to stink by now. 

MF'dYP 👍 

[Alex 34075]

Nailed on, I reckon 

[RobinRobin 10672]