Dazzler 9346 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 Mackems are expecting Jordan Henderson to make the foray into management with them now, ignoring the fact he’s a mentally deficient chin dribbler. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 8 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Mackems are expecting Jordan Henderson to make the foray into management with them now, ignoring the fact he’s a mentally deficient chin dribbler. Sounds over-qualified. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renton 21214 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9346 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 4 minutes ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. The fact he hasn’t clocked he’s the prick in his made up story makes it even funnier. Why feel the need to prove how much of a mackem you are thousands of miles away from where anyone gives a fuck 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 45 minutes ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. "He turned and looked but said nothing." These mags always saying fuck all when pulled, looking embarrassed or looking down at their feet The story's may get tweaked but the patter remains the same. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3306 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 1 hour ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. It’s the details in these flights of fantasy that get me. “6th avenue” Do these cunts carry around a note pad 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 31 Share Posted May 31 I know Newcastle fans in New York & there’s also a fan club in New York. Although that story is made up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 2 hours ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. “have you not got any other clothes?” ”no doubt had the black and white kit with him also” basically answered his own question there. No wonder the Mag didn’t answer him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9057 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 6 hours ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. i think the bloke in the green away kit just needs to thank his lucky stars he wasn't in rome and new york is lacking in replica gladiator swords. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30216 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 5 hours ago, Tom said: Although that story is made up. Nah, troo story marra. He even has the photo to prove it. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34765 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 They were headed to Backworth Club at the time. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Like how he’s just heard “6th Avenue” in a film or something and decided to set his tall tale there 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34765 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 The equally funny alternative version of these fables is when someone is wearing a Sunderland top at JFK Airport/the Pyramids of Giza/Hanging Gardens of Babylon and they are accosted by people who tell them they saw STID and are now MLFs. Which is, of course, completely different because they are MASSIVE 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11107 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 'ah was walking down Madison, (ah swear ah never had a gun) and ah saw a ninetayn ninetey Marco lads shirt. I shouted over 'Gerrin! FTM!' and the new yorka turned around and said, 'hey man, I hate the mags toooo but I loved the Netflix Sunderland till I die show, I watched all the seasons and bought this shirt on eBay, buddy." Then a cop on a horse who overheard clapped and give us a backa on his horse back to my hotel like Crocodile Dundee and we passed maceys and al that and a cafe where a lush lass was fayaking an orgasm or she'd seen my lads top, hard to tell, marra.' 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42000 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 I’m just stunned that amongst their millions of STID worldwide fans there isn’t some bored billionaire ready to spunk his money away on them.… … that is, one who doesn’t need to ask his mam first. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9057 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra. the 18 months or so the premier league spent kicking the can down the road was literally the happiest period in their tragic lives. absolutely pure, unadulterated joy that we'd been deprived of wealthy owners without a single solitary mention of human rights or amnesty international. fucking fantasists. 1 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21214 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Apparently Seaburn has fallen. Cue several hundred pages on the Land Lady being a slag. Classy. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9057 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 50 minutes ago, Renton said: Apparently Seaburn has fallen. Cue several hundred pages on the Land Lady being a slag. Classy. they got that thread hidden away in the secret bit mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21214 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: they got that thread hidden away in the secret bit mate? Naah, this one is public. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-has-the-bluebell-been-a-mag-pub.1634327/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6471 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 30 minutes ago, Renton said: Naah, this one is public. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-has-the-bluebell-been-a-mag-pub.1634327/ That is amazing. I'd think it was pretty funny if it was the other way around but not these mutants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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