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3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

He's a good lad is Rockford Files tbh

 

Aye, he's admittedly a self styled 'dadsual hipster' but his tongue is firmly in his cheek. He's not a Tory as well which is a bonus when you're from Stoke. :good:

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

ABROERDIE

 

a-bror-dee    

 

The accentuated, raised decibel pseudo Geordie/mackem accent an MLF puts on outside his country's borders to people not from his region.

 

eg;

 

'EE-AH, IT'S CANNY HOT, MARRA, ISN'T IT? ESPECIALLY WHEN YAV BEYN CHUCKING THE MORETTEY DOWN AT PONTEYLAND AIRPORT BUT AM NOT PISSED OR OWT BECAUSE AH CAN TAK MY DRINK UNLIKE THE MAGS. IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED NEWCASTLE AIRPORT BUT IT'S NOT RAYLLEY IN NEWCASTLE AND SUNDERLAND COUNCIL HELPED PEY FORRIT. WHEYE DO YA SUPPORT, MARRA? I'M SUNLIN TILL AH DIE JUST LIKE THE NETFLIX SHOW, DID YA WATCH IT? WENT GLOBAL, MATE. SUNDERLAND FANS AL OVER THE WORLD NOW, GENUINE FANS ANAARL NOT LIKE THE 92 BANDWAGON JUMPERS UP THE ROAD AT SID JAMES PARK! DO YOU HATE THE SAUDI MAGS ANAARL?'

“Ah ca’al theyse jorts mackem jeyns, marra. Coz they’re geordey jeyns that have beyn cut off at tha kneys. D’ya get it, marra? Ah love owt like that, mey.”

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The Cabal is like a HUGE octopus reaching into, and smothering, every facet of mackem life with it's giant toontacles

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I wonder if he got this verbatim from the mythical mag, the steward or was also at Spurs that day 

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49 minutes ago, Alex said:

From the thread about our European ‘meltdown’. :lol:

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This is the guy they're all getting worked up about:

 

Here's how much NFL referees get paid

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They're utterly obsessed that everybody from Newcastle wears replica shirts but of course the fans of massive lads are way too classy for that. Aside from being utterly false as far as I can tell, I just find it odd that they keep on endlessly repeating the same point. Strange comfort blanket. There was some anti-social behaviour in a suburb of Sunderland the other day, and someone did some shirt counting and concluded it was the mags what done it. An example. 

 

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11 hours ago, Renton said:

They're utterly obsessed that everybody from Newcastle wears replica shirts but of course the fans of massive lads are way too classy for that. Aside from being utterly false as far as I can tell, I just find it odd that they keep on endlessly repeating the same point. Strange comfort blanket. There was some anti-social behaviour in a suburb of Sunderland the other day, and someone did some shirt counting and concluded it was the mags what done it. An example. 

 

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"there could be a hundred sunderland fans".... or a hundred more Newcastle fans who's Mag shirt is in the wash ?  🤣

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56 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

We probably should buy him for the lols

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He's fucking shite though. Go for Rigg if you want some shits and giggles, and maybe a prospective player. 

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7 hours ago, Isegrim said:

We probably should buy him for the lols

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Thought he was shit.  Can't keep up.  Presumably looking at 30m now?

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3 minutes ago, Tom said:

He’s shite :lol: 

If the sale doesn't go through, he'll be back to being mint soon enough.

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57 minutes ago, The Fish said:

If the sale doesn't go through, he'll be back to being mint soon enough.

And then shite 

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On 30/05/2024 at 09:00, Renton said:

They're utterly obsessed that everybody from Newcastle wears replica shirts but of course the fans of massive lads are way too classy for that. Aside from being utterly false as far as I can tell, I just find it odd that they keep on endlessly repeating the same point. Strange comfort blanket. There was some anti-social behaviour in a suburb of Sunderland the other day, and someone did some shirt counting and concluded it was the mags what done it. An example. 

 

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I'm just a proud Mackem': The general election candidate who wore his retro Sunderland  AFC shirt - Chronicle Live

 

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