Dazzler 10370 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 That one lad making out that we've been slagging off the concerts at the SOL as if we didn't have a massive private bus service on for Coldplay years ago because the metros were on strike. Or as if there wasn't a tonne of geordies at the concerts for Rihanna or Beyonce the absolute helmet but of course they were entirely supportive of both the ACDC and Sam Fender concerts at SJP because they are not petty like we are. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 The SMB is strange ebven by their standardsa today. Lots of hate directed against us. Mags have even been spotted in Sunderalnd Tesco. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Renton said: The SMB is strange ebven by their standardsa today. Lots of hate directed against us. Mags have even been spotted in Sunderalnd Tesco. Some place full of Mags ✅ Help for heroes ✅ FTM ✅ Sunderland shirts ✅ Mag shirts ✅ 🎵 Is this the real life? Is this just parody? Caught in a leyague slide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the Mags and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Cos I'm not easy come, easy go Little high, very low Any way the crisp packet blows doesn't really matter to me (to me) Marra Just saw a mag Put a gun against my head, pulled my trigger Now I'm dead Marra, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Marra, oo-oo-oo Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, our time has come We've got no deycent spine, getting beytan all of the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the trewth Marra, oo-oo-oo (the wind blows) I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell ,Gary Rowell Fat Marco and Gary Bennoo oh-oh-oh I'm just a poor MLF nobody loves me He's just a MLF, even Bilbao dint want to know him Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Exile says! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Keyth says, We will not let you go (Let him go!) Lewk O'Nien says We will not let you go (Let me go) will not let you go (Let me go) never let you go (Let me go) (never) let you go (let me go) No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, marra mia, marra mia (marra mia, let me go) That Kyril kid has a devil put aside for me, for me For me So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye So you think you can give the black cats bar to the swine? Oh, kyril, can't do this to me, kyril Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Oo-oo Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Any way the crisp packets blows 🎶 Edited May 13 by Howmanheyman 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 3 hours ago, Renton said: The SMB is strange ebven by their standardsa today. Lots of hate directed against us. Mags have even been spotted in Sunderalnd Tesco. From that thread. "It's getting ridiculous now like. Definitely wasn't happening even a few years ago. As pointed out earlier in the thread, it's madness how it goes unchallenged too." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 It's great that some of them are advocating braying bairns for wearing a football top they don't like and nobody bats an eyelid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 What an inspirational charity challenge though. Peddling an exercise bike in Tesco 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 No idea if he's the next Gazza as the fans of massive lads are suggesting, but it would it would be very funny if Chris Rigg signed for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11550 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Some place full of Mags ✅ Help for heroes ✅ FTM ✅ Sunderland shirts ✅ Mag shirts ✅ 🎵 Is this the real life? Is this just parody? Caught in a leyague slide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the Mags and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Cos I'm not easy come, easy go Little high, very low Any way the crisp packet blows doesn't really matter to me (to me) Marra Just saw a mag Put a gun against my head, pulled my trigger Now I'm dead Marra, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Marra, oo-oo-oo Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, our time has come We've got no deycent spine, getting beytan all of the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the trewth Marra, oo-oo-oo (the wind blows) I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell ,Gary Rowell Fat Marco and Gary Bennoo oh-oh-oh I'm just a poor MLF nobody loves me He's just a MLF, even Bilbao dint want to know him Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Exile says! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Keyth says, We will not let you go (Let him go!) Lewk O'Nien says We will not let you go (Let me go) will not let you go (Let me go) never let you go (Let me go) (never) let you go (let me go) No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, marra mia, marra mia (marra mia, let me go) That Kyril kid has a devil put aside for me, for me For me So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye So you think you can give the black cats bar to the swine? Oh, kyril, can't do this to me, kyril Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Oo-oo Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Any way the crisp packets blows 🎶 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 What about De Zerbi? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Or Tuchel... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Bill Shankly's not been in a job for a while 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3386 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Klopp? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Would be interesting to see if there’s any threads on there asking for Howe when he was taking time off. I’m sure they’ve been nuked though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/are-we-the-best-supported-shit-club-in-the-country.1633700/ They definitely meet part of the criteria 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 22 hours ago, Alex said: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/are-we-the-best-supported-shit-club-in-the-country.1633700/ They definitely meet part of the criteria shocked that this only got one like 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 16 hours ago, The Fish said: shocked that this only got one like They don't like common sense and honesty on RTG - sonsofthewear and Bald King will be requested to provide their ticket stubs and labelled mags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 There's a bit of a debate who is the most obsessed...on two match threads about our friendly v Spurs 🤔 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/haway-spurs.1633778/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/spurs-mags.1633783/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 This gadgy needs to understand that all of those things are set up because the takes on RTG are so bat shit insane that they have to be shared across multiple platforms so that they can be mocked on a scale that their insanity deserves. It's not just toon fans that tear RTG to shreds. It's a national laughing stock. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 25 minutes ago, Dazzler said: This gadgy needs to understand that all of those things are set up because the takes on RTG are so bat shit insane that they have to be shared across multiple platforms so that they can be mocked on a scale that their insanity deserves. It's not just toon fans that tear RTG to shreds. It's a national laughing stock. The SMB is just a genuinely funny board to me. I find the paranoia in particular fascinating, with reference to HMHM's shadowy cabal posts. A couple of examples. In their Bruce Springsteen thread today, there is the usual stuff about how the Magedia are ignoring the concert today, particularly Look North. Then there is this. Anybody see anything wrong with this signage from Park Lane interchange in Sunderland? I kid you not, there were several posters going apoplectic about it being a deliberate plot from Nexus to spread mag propaganda because it's a white font against a black background. One has pursued it further abusing nexus staff there in person (apparently they called him a sad mackem bastard ) and demanding meetings etc. Now this is just not normal behaviour but is highly amusing. Then of course we are football rivals. The decline in SAFC has been hilarious from our perspective. Unlike them, who celebrate every goal we concede, there is almost never a match thread or posts on here for them, despite them often being on Sky, because at the end of the day they are just a funny distraction. I for one am going to continue enjoying their meltdowns for many years to come. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 18 minutes ago, Renton said: The SMB is just a genuinely funny board to me. I find the paranoia in particular fascinating, with reference to HMHM's shadowy cabal posts. A couple of examples. In their Bruce Springsteen thread today, there is the usual stuff about how the Magedia are ignoring the concert today, particularly Look North. Then there is this. Anybody see anything wrong with this signage from Park Lane interchange in Sunderland? I kid you not, there were several posters going apoplectic about it being a deliberate plot from Nexus to spread mag propaganda because it's a white font against a black background. One has pursued it further abusing nexus staff there in person (apparently they called him a sad mackem bastard ) and demanding meetings etc. Now this is just not normal behaviour but is highly amusing. Then of course we are football rivals. The decline in SAFC has been hilarious from our perspective. Unlike them, who celebrate every goal we concede, there is almost never a match thread or posts on here for them, despite them often being on Sky, because at the end of the day they are just a funny distraction. I for one am going to continue enjoying their meltdowns for many years to come. The lad saying N-O having a mackem thread with 800+ pages proves how obsessed the mags are with them was a belter for me, as was the one sane mackem in the thread pointing out that it was set up years ago, and 800 pages isn't that much over that time frame. I wonder how many collective pages dedicated to the mighty mags they've parsnipped over the years. Bet it eclipses 800 pages Getting mad at a sign is hilarious though, it's been a while since I went on a metro but once upon a time the metro signs for stops were in red font so I wonder when nexus changed their allegiances . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 15 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I wonder when nexus changed their allegiances . Saudis paid them off with their dirty oil money obvs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 5 minutes ago, ewerk said: Saudis paid them off with their dirty oil money obvs. Paid for their new trains under the condition that all metro and bus stop signage is changed to black and white. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 And written in Arabic. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Just now, ewerk said: And written in Arabic. And south hylton metro station is demolished and replaced with a massive mosque / gay and lass stoning station. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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