Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 hours ago, Renton said: massive lads with a grudge against toilets. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!   Mid to lower table championship Sunderland YET AGAIN being overlooked by the knackers on sky sports news.   Unbelievable, Jeff!!!    7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 They’re spending the rest of the season concentrating on the Mags. And so are Sky 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 "I know we're in a nothing game" Â "Wonder what the issue is?" Â He's so close to figuring it out. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: "I know we're in a nothing game"  "Wonder what the issue is?"  He's so close to figuring it out.  It's a conundrum, like. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 (edited) Â "Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines". "Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over." Â Edited April 27 by Renton 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 9 minutes ago, Renton said:  "Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines". "Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over." Fyp 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 There’s no middle ground for them. You either absolutely despise the Mags. Or you are one  5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 944 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 19 hours ago, Renton said:  "Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines". "Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."  All joking aside, this does kind of make a lot of sense.  I am assuming that, as a forum about NUFC, we are all NUFC supporters.  If any of us were billionaires, we would definitely prioritise buying Sunderland. What else would we want to do with the money? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Mate just sent me this, no idea how true it is but it's them all over if it is?   'In 2019 look north did a segment from the complete shit hole that passes for Sunderland’s main station. They interviewed some stupid gurning mackems gloating because they could get a direct train from Sunderland to King’s Cross. 5 years later because of the lack of use it’s been scrapped and they told the mackems to go to Newcastle to get the train from now on. Ha ha' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 4 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said: What else would we want to do with the money? I mean, for what it would cost to buy them, I could get both my kids a basic model Dacia.  The entertainment value though- priceless. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 World class, just not at football. Â Â 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Could easily have been a red. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 38 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Could easily have been a red. Should have been a red 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10368 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 1 hour ago, ewerk said: World class, just not at football. Â Â Seems like a canny volleyball player though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9927 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 That should have been a red 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 🎶 Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien Him playing football is a crime, Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien He's a duck egg all the time Down the left, down the right Doesn't matter he's still shite, His only claim to fame Is kicking a 17 year old up a height. 🎵  9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: He's a duck egg all the time That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10368 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 41 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:  His only claim to fame Is kicking a 17 year old up a height.  Not the worst thing one of their "legends" have done to a teenager tbf 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Just now, Alex said: He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis Aye, unlike his highly versatile vegetable namesake, there’s only layer to him- shite. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9927 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎶 Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien Him playing football is a crime, Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien He's a duck egg all the time Down the left, down the right Doesn't matter he's still shite, His only claim to fame Is kicking a 17 year old up a height. 🎵  Fuck me, it’s Stock Aitkin and Howmanheyman 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. It's good. But it's no "wind your neck in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 635 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 It seems The Blaydon Races is now a County Durham song, and we’ll soon have to hand it over to the Orcs, as we pinched it apparently…Collingwood Street, Balmbras, Armstrongs Factory, The Robin Adair were and are still in Durham, how stupid of us all …they really are a bunch of gimps. So that’s our history altered now along with Bilbao’s and Feyenoord’s. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK.  Very different song. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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