Alex 35572 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 40 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I don't think I have ever been so angry at a game of footy that I hoyed a battle of Hastings reference in there just to prove how angry I was. I bet they’ve got they’ve got a 10 year old plastic poppy attached to the front of their white transit 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 8 minutes ago, Alex said: I bet they’ve got they’ve got a 10 year old plastic poppy attached to the front of their white transit Nailed on to have one of these bad boys hanging out his window too just to piss the off the Muslims over the road, who are actually Hindu. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 27 minutes ago, Dazzler said: The Normans weren’t even French either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I find it grimly fascinating that people can be obsessed with British colonial and military history whilst knowing so little about it. It’s the same people who think paying for a package holiday should give you free rein in a foreign country 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The Normans weren’t even French either. French-speaking Vikings, innit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The Normans weren’t even French either. Aye they were Norse/Viking raiders weren't they? That's where the name actually comes from 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Aye they were Norse/Viking raiders weren't they? That's where the name actually comes from And every single English monarch since is directly descended from them anyway iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Directly is pushing it in a couple of wobbly cases. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 minute ago, NJS said: Directly is pushing it in a couple of wobbly cases. Officially then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, Alex said: I find it grimly fascinating that people can be obsessed with British colonial and military history whilst knowing so little about it. It’s the same people who think paying for a package holiday should give you free rein in a foreign country 'Had to conka half the globe, marra. How else was wa gan to fom ahl thesyse forrin futbal clubs?' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 They’re not going to know what to think if they hear about the entirely fictitious support the then nonexistent Sunderland gave to the Scots in the English civil war. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 "Wa formed Athletic Bilbo!" Athletic Bilbao: "The mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen said they'd add 'Sunderland' to 'Newcastle international airport if wa helped paya for it." One of the cabal: "Ahv heard KLD has made inquiries about Potter and that bloke from France." Potter: "In tha English civil war wa fought against the mags and that's why wa get fuck ahl compared to them." Legitimate historian: "The Mags would never have bent ova backwards and gave in because they were skint like us and neyded the money." NUFC board member: 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aimaad22 4222 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Athletic Bilbo 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7485 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Athletic Bilbo Non-Athletic Bilbo 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 *Ponteland airport 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Mackem report. So, from what I can tell, they deleted our match thread when we scored, reinstated it once Blackburn scored, and that thread was 30 pages long at the time of writing. I looked at the last page, and this amused me. If we get a home draw (at last) , it's due to Saudi bribery apparently. Our Arab overlords are absolute masterminds. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 This is proper paranoia. The ref fixed which end the pens were taken by making the toss best out of three! Of course in reality there is one toss for the end and another to choose who goes first. But what I can't get my head around, is why this brain donor believes the Blackburn captain, after having won the first toss, agrees to best of three? 🙃 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Ok let me have a go at one of these "Habibi FA quarterfinal fe St James Bark!!" " That'll be 20,000 quid, cash or card?" NUFC HQ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Unbelievable that he’s not mentioned the best footballing side in England! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 He won't want to mak it too obvious marra, but this looks like a job application to me. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Klopp "Can I see your golf course dossier before I make my mind up?" Frat kid "Erm, we have some crazy golf at Seaham.... which we could renovate with money from the crisps whip round. Do you like skiing my marrow? We have the biggest dry ski slope in, erm, Sunderland, at Silky". 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, Renton said: Klopp "Can I see your golf course dossier before I make my mind up?" Frat kid "Erm, we have some crazy golf at Seaham.... which we could renovate with money from the crisps whip round. Do you like skiing my marrow? We have the biggest dry ski slope in, erm, Sunderland, at Silky". 'Silk Cut? Where do I sign?' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 4 hours ago, Renton said: Klopp "Can I see your golf course dossier before I make my mind up?" Frat kid "Erm, we have some crazy golf at Seaham.... which we could renovate with money from the crisps whip round. Do you like skiing my marrow? We have the biggest dry ski slope in, erm, Sunderland, at Silky". Klopp 10 minutes into the welcome party at the new monkey: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 On 25/02/2024 at 07:31, Howmanheyman said: 🎶 Come sit down eeya, marra I'll tell you 'bout the Mags at work They dinna want Howe any longer They want that José bloke. Many tales I have to tell you Many fantasies relived Sometimes they are tragic Sometimes the green eye shows But always.... A happy.....six in a.... roooow. 🎵 The best part of that screenshot is they’re discussing us being involved in a competition they’ve never ever been involved in, have been hammered by us this season but will still be absolutely convinced they’re a better and bigger club with a brighter future then to cap it all off they’ll be adamant we’re the deluded ones. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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