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[NJS 4256]

It was more just the Benders as far as I recall and it was a pretty small group. A couple of lads I know were "invited" to go to Man City with them in 83 or 84 in a couple of transits and found it a bit much as they were proper heed the baals. 

 

Without going all RTG worship club, Newcastle's "problem" in the 80s and 90 was lack of organisation - nobody really took control compared to the other clubs/firms. Certainly the mackems were more disciplined/organised. 

 

Newcastle were happy to split into groups as people were too "independent". When it did come together like at Chelsea in 83 (I think TBD posted a picture recently) it was a sight to behold. 

 

[Tdansmith 2990]

"For the scum game I think we should all paint our hands red and hold them up for the cameras"  😂

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/paint-our-hands.1622425/

[Gemmill 42648]

If the hold a single red hand aloft, the nation will likely assume they've been violently fisting one another. Contextually, it makes the most sense. 

[NJS 4256]

Or enacting some kind of sister marrying wedding ritual. 

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

Nowt will happen. 
 

This lot couldn’t organise themselves whilst they watched their club go down the toilet over the last seven years. 
 

They’ll certainly not be getting organised for one match in a couple of weeks time. 
 

Their shite version of Wor Flags have all quit in the huff because the club said 

“ Not a fucking chance”

when they presented their primary school level idea for a banner. 
That leaves the gibbering masses to actually pull off some coordinated action.  
 

When our first goal goes in, they’ll revert to type and be frothing, vein-popping gibbons consumed by hatred, whilst our glorious 6000 will be laughing in their faces, live on TV. 

The most they’ll manage is a few badly-misspelled bedsheets, which the Mag stewards will take down licketty split. 

They’re a joke. 
 

 

[Renton 20422]

11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Nowt will happen. 
 

This lot couldn’t organise themselves whilst they watched their club go down the toilet over the last seven years. 
 

They’ll certainly not be getting organised for one match in a couple of weeks time. 
 

Their shite version of Wor Flags have all quit in the huff because the club said 

“ Not a fucking chance”

when they presented their primary school level idea for a banner. 
That leaves the gibbering masses to actually pull off some coordinated action.  
 

When our first goal goes in, they’ll revert to type and be frothing, vein-popping gibbons consumed by hatred, whilst our glorious 6000 will be laughing in their faces, live on TV. 

The most they’ll manage is a few badly-misspelled bedsheets, which the Mag stewards will take down licketty split. 

They’re a joke. 
 

 

 

Naaah marrow.  The north stand are going to walk out on 70 minutes against Coventry, for reasons despite being a scholar of the fans of massive lads I can't quite fathom. This thread is 500 posts long and literally one of dozens about us. They are fucking gone. 

 

Edited December 17, 2023 by Renton

[Renton 20422]

42 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

"For the scum game I think we should all paint our hands red and hold them up for the cameras"  😂

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/paint-our-hands.1622425/

 

Didn't the orcs or Mordor have a red hand painted on their shields or something? 

[Renton 20422]

Oh Keith.

 

[Tom 14000]

“So called safety officer”  

 

 

It’d be funny if there was a replay at SJP and we gave them like 600 seats just to see the fewm.

[Renton 20422]

19 minutes ago, Tom said:

“So called safety officer”  

 

 

It’d be funny if there was a replay at SJP and we gave them like 600 seats just to see the fewm.

 

Best case scenario, they score first 10 minutes and cling on after getting battered all match, only to concede after 9 mins unwarranted extra time to an unjust penalty. Rematch SJP they are limited to 1500 bubble trip in the usual God's, cos it's midweek and not safe otherwise, obvs. After witnessing a proper organised flag display celebrating NUFC heritage, we stuff them 9-1. 

Giddup as MF would say. 

 

Or just fuck them over at the Stadium of shite, I'm easy. 

 

 

Edited December 17, 2023 by Renton

[The Fish 10430]

That is not my best case scenario.

 

I want us to pump them by 9 goals, 3+ coming from the local lads, win at a canter, game over as a contest before halftime, no injuries for our lads, stadium emptying around the 60th minute except 6k of our lot singing and dancing back to the coaches.

[Sonatine 11121]

[BobHopeandNoHope 586]

Fuckin idiots

[Dazzler 8497]

10 hours ago, Renton said:

Oh Keith.

 

"We had to offer them 15% but didn't have to let them have less than the amount we were mandated to offer them."

 

[sammynb 3161]

12 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

"For the scum game I think we should all paint our hands red and hold them up for the cameras"  😂

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/paint-our-hands.1622425/

 

Their new anthem.

 

[NJS 4256]

I've noticed the real "crime" according to them is "kicking out" ST holders by not letting them buy their seat. 

 

I used to sit in the East stand for the first few years I had an ST and we were moved for Preston and Man Utd in the FA Cup so the idea it's a perticularly bad decision is of course bollocks. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3708]

They are absolutely deranged now, our buy out and possible future success has given them a collective brain aneurysm.

[Renton 20422]

5 minutes ago, NJS said:

I've noticed the real "crime" according to them is "kicking out" ST holders by not letting them buy their seat. 

 

I used to sit in the East stand for the first few years I had an ST and we were moved for Preston and Man Utd in the FA Cup so the idea it's a perticularly bad decision is of course bollocks. 

 

Uttrly fucking weird lie. A ST is for the league only. Of course you might be moved for a cup game. What else do they want, NUFC fans peppered around the entire stadium? 

I do like the fact we've "taken" the Black Cats Bar and it's being painted black and whit for the occassion mind (which is what they are claiming). 

[Dr Gloom 21302]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Uttrly fucking weird lie. A ST is for the league only. Of course you might be moved for a cup game. What else do they want, NUFC fans peppered around the entire stadium? 

I do like the fact we've "taken" the Black Cats Bar and it's being painted black and whit for the occassion mind (which is what they are claiming). 

 

took the black cats bar. took it good and proper 

[Gemmill 42648]

On 15/12/2023 at 18:47, Gemmill said:

 

Not even match day and we've already taken the Black Cats Bar good and proper.

 

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

took the black cats bar. took it good and proper 

 

You've got to be better than this. You're not. But you've got to be. 

[Dr Gloom 21302]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

You've got to be better than this. You're not. But you've got to be. 

 

i didn't see that, forgive me. was that in this thread? 

 

in my defence, i do tend to glaze over when scrolling past your posts

[Gemmill 42648]

Mods, I'd like to know if there's a way of stopping a specific poster from reading your posts. Could I get a report on this by tomorrow morning please? 

 

Do I have a specific poster in mind? No, just wondering. 

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

What’s Gemmill said, anyone? 
 We’ve all got him blocked. 

[Renton 20422]

Quit the bitching Gemmill. 

• Okay, so far the MLF's have come up with the following protests.
• Huge display bizarrely referencing Sports Direct. Looks laughably shit, blocked by club.
• Distribution of 10,000 red latex gloves. Sunderland dermatology department put on alert.
• Throwing tennis balls dipped in red paint onto the pitch.
• And, my favourite, contacting "Just stop oil" to block the NUFC convoy.  I can see that working out well with 6000 pissed up pissed off football fans. 

I mean, we knew they had gone a bit insane but this is fucking glorious. 

 

 

 

[Alex 34094]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What’s Gemmill said, anyone? 
 We’ve all got him blocked. 

He said he was really funny and great and stuff and implied he had a big ego or something like that. There was sone suggestion we were all stupid too