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[Alex 35100]

I don’t wish this on him but Pearson is going to get a good hiding at some point. Unless appearances are very deceiving, he’s a soft little shite who makes his mouth go. He was properly asking for it that time goading the Southampton fans after the league cup match. I don’t think he’s got the sense to realise either. 

[Dazzler 9783]

56 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Well I guess he's put a target on his back.

 

 

 

[Renton 21640]

Mackem's are going to have massive banners telling the World what scum we are apparently.

 

I want to see this one most:

 

[Dazzler 9783]

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

I don’t wish this on him but Pearson is going to get a good hiding at some point. Unless appearances are very deceiving, he’s a soft little shite who makes his mouth go. He was properly asking for it that time goading the Southampton fans after the league cup match. I don’t think he’s got the sense to realise either. 

tbf most people can't understand Geordies at the best of times, and most Geordies can't understand Adam Pearson so he's got a layer of protection in that regard.

[Renton 21640]

My sides are splitting.

 

[Gemmill 44967]

Pearson is pretty big news in the local MMA community.

[Holden McGroin 6607]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

Mackem's are going to have massive banners telling the World what scum we are apparently.

 

I want to see this one most:

 

 

Paedos? Oh dear. They lack a bit of self awareness.

[Alex 35100]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

Mackem's are going to have massive banners telling the World what scum we are apparently.

 

I want to see this one most:

 

There’s only one of the clubs that was founded in a city tbh 😎

[Dazzler 9783]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

My sides are splitting.

 

I mean they would just be asking for a rinsing with this one. "Mackems shag seagulls", "Adam Johnson shags kids". The possibilities are endless.

 

Still I suppose this is better than the earlier one where someone effectively suggested let's be homphobic to show how progressive we are against the Saudis.

[Dazzler 9783]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Pearson is pretty big news in the local MMA community.

Aye, because he keeps drooling over the equipment and it's a cunt to clean, because all he drinks are fruit shoots and they get sticky.

[Gemmill 44967]

Let's see you say that when he's got you in a rear naked choke.

 

And btw, the reason he talks like that is cos a big lad put him in a "tongue twister" hold a couple of years back when he was less experienced. No one can get the knot out.

[Alex 35100]

Gemmill, are you mixing this place up with the fan fiction forum you frequent? 

[trophyshy 7083]

35 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Apparently Nissan have had unprecedented requests for OT on the weekend on the 6th of Jan

 

More blobs on than the AIDS crisis.

[Tom 14012]

[Toonpack 9455]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Pearson is pretty big news in the local MMA community.

 

Mongaloid Mong Association ??

[trophyshy 7083]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Well I guess he's put a target on his back.

 

 

 

What a fucking dickhead.  

 

[Alex 35100]

21 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I mean they would just be asking for a rinsing with this one. "Mackems shag seagulls", "Adam Johnson shags kids". The possibilities are endless.

 

Still I suppose this is better than the earlier one where someone effectively suggested let's be homphobic to show how progressive we are against the Saudis.

 

[wykikitoon 20210]

Yet the club seem to fall over the cunt when they can

 

[Renton 21640]

They really are mental like, beieving they are "inherently decent". Hired a literal fascist as manager and a knowingly played and celebrated a literal paedophile. 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 4, 2023 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 33270]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Well I guess he's put a target on his back.

 

 

 

TAPDW

[Dazzler 9783]

27 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Let's see you say that when he's got you in a rear naked choke.

 

And btw, the reason he talks like that is cos a big lad put him in a "tongue twister" hold a couple of years back when he was less experienced. No one can get the knot out.

Or as Adam calls it a "weeeuh narkred shoke hole"

[Howmanheyman 33270]

Also, this derby.....

 

 

 

..... Same day* as Mrs HMHM's birthday. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Unless it's shifted for TV?

 

[Holden McGroin 6607]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Also, this derby.....

 

 

 

..... Same day* as Mrs HMHM's birthday. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Unless it's shifted for TV?

 

it’ll probably be an early KO. 

[Alex 35100]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Yet the club seem to fall over the cunt when they can

 

I think all the social media NUFC gobshites are on the payroll. By that I mean Spaniel’s lugs, Pearson and the ones who are the go to ‘fan spokespersons’. It’s always the same ones who turn up on Football Focus or whatever. Even if not directly being paid then via getting access and tickets they wouldn’t normally get. All part of a public relations / social media offensive by the club’s owners.  

Edited December 4, 2023 by Alex

[The Fish 10866]

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

I think all the social media NUFC gobshites are on the payroll. By that I mean Spaniel’s lugs, Pearson and the ones who are the go to ‘fan spokespersons’. It’s always the same ones who turn up on Football Focus or whatever. Even if not directly being paid then via getting access and tickets they wouldn’t normally get. All part of a public relations / social media offensive by the club’s owners.  

I'll expect my season ticket in the post.