Dazzler 12444 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 14:46, Holden McGroin said: I bet he went one step further and remembered her friends names. Expand Hats off to him then. The amount of times I've found myself in hot water with a simple, "who the fuck is that?" when 'apparently' she talks about this friend 'all the time', is immeasurable. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12444 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 14:49, Monkeys Fist said: We did the “ free pass” quiz thing, where you’re allowed one free shag if the opportunity arose. I should’ve said Salma, not her best mate, on reflection. Expand "Do your twin sisters count as one, or do I have to pick one of them? Where are you going? This was your fucking idea!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7811 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 14:49, Monkeys Fist said: We did the “ free pass” quiz thing, where you’re allowed one free shag if the opportunity arose. I should’ve said Salma, not her best mate, on reflection. Expand Suppose it’s better than her sister. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7811 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 (edited) On 28/11/2023 at 14:52, Dazzler said: Hats off to him then. The amount of times I've found myself in hot water with a simple, "who the fuck is that?" when 'apparently' she talks about this friend 'all the time', is immeasurable. Expand Rookie mistake. When she spots you looking dumbfounded when describing this brand new friend Sandra: ”you know, Sandra who named her new baby after ours?” this is when you nod : “oh yeahhhh. I remember now” without not having a fucking clue who she is talking about. You can use this get out jail free card next time Dazzler-boy. Edited November 28, 2023 by Holden McGroin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 14:49, Alex said: This reminds me of my mam informing me of deaths and illnesses of various people I ‘know’. As in I went to school with a younger relative or something. So it’s a relation to someone I might not have seen in 30-odd years and I’m supposed to know who they are and feign interest. Even though I don’t, so I don’t Expand Yep, this and my Dad confusing catching up with listing his itinerary for the next few days then "I'll get your mum". People are fucking weird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12444 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 14:59, The Fish said: Yep, this and my Dad confusing catching up with listing his itinerary for the next few days then "I'll get your mum". People are fucking weird. Expand My dad just tells me how much time he thinks he has left. It was a bit of an inside joke between us until he was rushed to hospital because his GP had fucked up his prescription which made him more poorly than normal, and he decided to say (in front of his 7 year old granddaughter): "I've probably only got a year left, me. I reckon one more Christmas and that's me done." It wasn't funny after that, though he thought it was amusing that I had to drive home and explain why Granda was saying silly things at the hospital. He was home a day later with the right prescription and has been fine since. Cunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12444 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 14:58, Holden McGroin said: Rookie mistake. When she spots you looking dumbfounded when describing this brand new friend Sandra: ”you know, Sandra who named her new baby after ours?” this is when you nod : “oh yeahhhh. I remember now” without not having a fucking clue who she is talking about. You can use this get out jail free card next time Dazzler-boy. Expand Fuck that. I'm not opening the floodgates for discussions about Sandra and her bong-eyed kid. My wife knows better though tbf, she uses their pets as a way to jog my memory. I am more likely to remember someone because of their dog than I am over any other part of their life. "Oh yeah, how is Archie the staffy's owner doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45912 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 14:53, Holden McGroin said: Suppose it’s better than her sister. Expand Who says it’s not? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24280 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Sisters can be best friends. Especially the step sisters in the films I tend to watch. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45912 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 28/11/2023 at 15:35, Renton said: Sisters can be best friends. Especially the step sisters in the films I tend to watch. Expand Are these the same ones where the stepmother gets “stuck” in a washing machine, then her pants fall off? Lemon stealing whores, tbh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24280 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Our thread was parsnipped after a thousand posts or so. They are getting more and more insane. Apparently M'Bappe is just a better version of David Bellion. But this has to be peak wibble, surely? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 So, if we pretend it’s true for a moment, it’s supposed to be a bad thing that a player that previously dived all the time and (as is inferred) bottled out of tackles, is now a player who physically imposes himself in games? They’re not just inventing stuff, they’re inventing stuff that’s actually a positive thing for NUFC and suggesting it’s ‘evil’? Rather than being played in positions that suit him better under a far superior coaching system. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24070 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Infested with Tyneside evil 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24280 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Honestly man, this absolute dribbler "Keith" is still at it . To say he has shit for brains is an insult to shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24280 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 And... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4669 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 I think it's the failure to recognise the levels of playing and losing to Plymouth versus playing fucking PSG away that astounds me. It shouldn't really but fucking hell. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 29/11/2023 at 10:12, Renton said: Honestly man, this absolute dribbler "Keith" is still at it . To say he has shit for brains is an insult to shit. Expand The cutting ‘mags are mugs’ bit at the end got me 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 29/11/2023 at 10:12, Renton said: Honestly man, this absolute dribbler "Keith" is still at it . To say he has shit for brains is an insult to shit. Expand The absolute jealousy is rotten away at his limited brain cells. It's hilarious seeing these whopper's implode every day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24280 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 29/11/2023 at 12:11, Alex said: The cutting ‘mags are mugs’ bit at the end got me Expand It's an utter killer mate. Both rhyming and alliterate. I dunno, I'm on the verge of defecting to become a fan of massive lads as a result. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1898 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 I've just started to watch the Walking dead (late to the party I know), did they pitch that series as a representation of an away day to Sunderland? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 (edited) On 29/11/2023 at 12:12, Tdansmith said: The absolute jealousy is rotten away at his limited brain cells. It's hilarious seeing these whopper's implode every day. Expand Aye, as thick as he is I’m not sure even he believes that twaddle. Not sure who he’s trying to kid but, like you say, it just reveals how gutted he is. Same with Exile in a different way. I think it was HMHM saying if the roles were reversed he’d be doing all he could to avoid thinking about them, rather than obsessing about it Edited November 29, 2023 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45912 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 29/11/2023 at 12:22, RobElliott said: I've just started to watch the Walking dead (late to the party I know), did they pitch that series as a representation of an away day to Sunderland? Expand The sequel Dawn ( maggy bastard Thewlis) of the Deeyd is worth missing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45912 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 29/11/2023 at 10:12, Renton said: Honestly man, this absolute dribbler "Keith" is still at it . To say he has shit for brains is an insult to shit. Expand On 29/11/2023 at 10:16, Renton said: And... Expand Given their lifelong, not just since Oct 2021, status as defenders of humanitarian causes, I’m surprised either of these two touchers could bring themselves to watch a game between two murderous reygiymes. I’m sure they’ll both console each other at the weekly Amnesty meeting tonight. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 29/11/2023 at 12:46, Alex said: Aye, as thick as he is I’m not sure even he believes that twaddle. Not sure who he’s trying to kid but, like you say, it just reveals how gutted he is. Same with Exile in a different way. I think it was HMHM saying if the roles were reversed he’d be doing all he could to avoid thinking about them, rather than obsessing about it Expand Himself. Honestly, if you created a fake account on there and repeated half the shite they come out with, they'd out you as a Newcastle fan almost immediately because surely no-one would really believe that shit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14181 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Changing the sub title 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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