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:lol: The only bid for him was a £9m from Burnley who are so bad they’re rock bottom despite Everton having a 10 point deduction, but somehow the mackems have him costing similar as people who have England caps 

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They're fucking tapped man. None of them seem capable of understanding that there is a huge gap between the championship and Premier league. Most rate Clarke higher than Gordon. Both in ability and value. They're about the same age I think. Gordon has played nearly 100 PL games. Clarke has played **checks notes** - none. 

 

Mind, could we bring Toney back here as a mentor to Tonali? 

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There was a “Luton fan in peace” that popped up a couple of weeks ago to conveniently talk about how the Premier League isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and their post ended with some praise of Sunderland and how they’d easily beat Birmingham if “you play your football” :lol: Quite why a Luton fan would know who Sunderland have next up is beyond me but obviously, they all queued up to lap it up

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58 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

There was a “Luton fan in peace” that popped up a couple of weeks ago to conveniently talk about how the Premier League isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and their post ended with some praise of Sunderland and how they’d easily beat Birmingham if “you play your football” :lol: Quite why a Luton fan would know who Sunderland have next up is beyond me but obviously, they all queued up to lap it up

 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

Oh Keith.

 

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What’s his fucking point? Apart from talking absolute shite, Tonali is still unavailable so effectively the same as having someone injured for the season. Then there’s Murphy, Burn, Wilson, Anderson, Botman, Barnes, Longstaff, Willock who are all either first team starters or would ordinarily be on the bench. Then Lewis Hall couldn’t face his parent club. Then there’s Krafth, Manquillo and Targett who would have all been in contention because of all the other injuries. We had a 17 year old starting and 3 keepers on the bench. There are quasars less dense than this cunt 

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13 minutes ago, Tom said:

There was a band from sunderland called “The Arse Klarts” incidentally. 
 

They were as good as the name suggests.

Listen to the rock star here, looking down on lesser mortals now the fame has gone to his head ;) 

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12 minutes ago, Alex said:

What’s his fucking point? Apart from talking absolute shite, Tonali is still unavailable so effectively the same as having someone injured for the season. Then there’s Murphy, Burn, Wilson, Anderson, Botman, Barnes, Longstaff, Willock who are all either first team starters or would ordinarily be on the bench. Then Lewis Hall couldn’t face his parent club. Then there’s Krafth, Manquillo and Targett who would have all been in contention because of all the other injuries. We had a 17 year old starting and 3 keepers on the bench. There are quasars less dense than this cunt 

 

His point is; "I don't have a personality, so hating Newcastle will have to do instead."

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Just now, The Fish said:

 

His point is; "I don't have a personality, so hating Newcastle will have to do instead."

Maybe he should wrap the footy in and be a vegan instead. They are also sponges of fun but at least it's healthy.

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46 minutes ago, Alex said:

Listen to the rock star here, looking down on lesser mortals now the fame has gone to his head ;) 


Tbh I wish I could have wrote GNVQ in Kung Fu 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Renton said:

Oh Keith.

 

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Was such a good point he made the exact same post again :lol: 

 


His point really takes the gloss off smashing Chelsea 4-1. 

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The fact that we had a 17 year old starting in central midfield, and gave debuts to two other teenagers must mean fuck all then. Our youngins are just that good. They are a different breed of idiot down the road.

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28 minutes ago, Howay said:

Was such a good point he made the exact same post again :lol: 

 


His point really takes the gloss off smashing Chelsea 4-1. 

 

aye, fuck the mixed wrap in the shawarma grill house and the couple of celebratory pints in the grosvenor casino. first thing i did when i left the ground was run around the streets of our fair city frantically searching for an ee signal so i could reflect on the musings of keith 'camel humper' s30s and the newport nonce.  need to stop doing this to meself really.

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11 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

The fact that we had a 17 year old starting in central midfield, and gave debuts to two other teenagers must mean fuck all then. Our youngins are just that good. They are a different breed of idiot down the road.

 

Tbf, Keith, who is a moderator :lol:, is a different breed even by their standards. Makes this lad look like Einstein.

 

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51 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

The fact that we had a 17 year old starting in central midfield, and gave debuts to two other teenagers must mean fuck all then. Our youngins are just that good. They are a different breed of idiot down the road.

The way they go on about their young players as well, man. Genuinely thinking the likes of Clarke (who is 23 and hasn’t played in the PL iirc) could fetch upwards of £25m. Basically their most saleable asset and no one is bidding half that. I concede they’ve got some good young players. And their academy has done well for them down the years too. But we’ve undoubtedly got a better set of young talent, including a few home grown ones. They go on like they’ve got the next set of Busby Babes despite being outside the playoff places and nowhere near the automatic promotion spots 

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33 minutes ago, Alex said:

The way they go on about their young players as well, man. Genuinely thinking the likes of Clarke (who is 23 and hasn’t played in the PL iirc) could fetch upwards of £25m. Basically their most saleable asset and no one is bidding half that. I concede they’ve got some good young players. And their academy has done well for them down the years too. But we’ve undoubtedly got a better set of young talent, including a few home grown ones. They go on like they’ve got the next set of Busby Babes despite being outside the playoff places and nowhere near the automatic promotion spots 

 

Take Chris Rigg (who's an NUFC fan incidentally), very impressive apparently but fucking hell, Miley has just played a full match against Chelsea in the premiership and is less than a year older. As for Jobe Bellingham, honestly, they think his surname is worth £60 million. :lol: Fucking mental. 

 

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3 hours ago, Alex said:

The way they go on about their young players as well, man. Genuinely thinking the likes of Clarke (who is 23 and hasn’t played in the PL iirc) could fetch upwards of £25m. Basically their most saleable asset and no one is bidding half that. I concede they’ve got some good young players. And their academy has done well for them down the years too. But we’ve undoubtedly got a better set of young talent, including a few home grown ones. They go on like they’ve got the next set of Busby Babes despite being outside the playoff places and nowhere near the automatic promotion spots 

Anthony Gordon is younger than Clarke, and as Renton says Miley is less than a year older than Rigg, they’re both about to start a CL game against Paris Saint Germain after being key players in a team that breezed past Chelsea.
 

The faith they have in their youth prospects is nice but it’s way over the top. 

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12 hours ago, Howay said:

 

Apparently they despise Keith Downie :lol: 

 

So just in those responses, they have made a homophobic slur, they have called him a nonce, fat shamed and accused him of cross dressing, isn't that being transphobic?

And then they accuse the Saudis of doing all those things? Where was that pic of Terry Fuckwit again?

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47 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

So just in those responses, they have made a homophobic slur, they have called him a nonce, fat shamed and accused him of cross dressing, isn't that being transphobic?

And then they accuse the Saudis of doing all those things? Where was that pic of Terry Fuckwit again?

 

 

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