Dazzler 9723 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 'Ah waz coming out of the ground and this Boro fan was sticking four fingaz up at iz, whilst at the sayam time spitting on mayad up wimmins and bairns so strayat away ah waz about to clayn him out with a one-a but the Northumbria police, (all fucking mags by the way), got theya horses in the way. Ah pointed out that the Boro fans were takking liberties with the Mayad up wimmins and bairns but theya wouldn't let us past so ah called the horse a mag cunt and ee didn't knaas what to say, he just kept his head down, and used his hooves to cover his eyes with his blinkers. Disgrayasful beyhaviour from the Boro fans and the Mag Northumbria police, like.' I don't remember this verse from Blaydon Races tbh. I like it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11260 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Renton said: Watch the video a bit longer and you'll see him simultaneously vomitting and shitting himself after his swim in Rurker beach. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21589 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 (edited) Ahhh fuck man, I was convinced we had invented flags, but it turns out the mackems did, along with our most famous expression and EVERYTHING else. Edited October 9, 2023 by Renton 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 25 minutes ago, Renton said: Ahhh fuck man, I was convinced we had invented flags, but it turns out the mackems did, along with our most famous expression and EVERYTHING else. There’ll always be some things that are uniquely sunderland. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyVercetti 42 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Can I shock you all? I fucking hate Mackems. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9723 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, TommyVercetti said: Can I shock you all? I fucking hate Mackems. Sounds like something a mackem in disguise might say.... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyVercetti 42 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 51 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Sounds like something a mackem in disguise might say.... I have never been so offended. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 17 minutes ago, TommyVercetti said: I have never been so offended. Fuck off you maackem cunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyVercetti 42 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dougle said: Fuck off you maackem cunt Calm it son, I'll get me seagull shagging pals round here in 2 seconds flat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9723 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 32 minutes ago, TommyVercetti said: I have never been so offended. Stick around, I think you'll find that it will be topped very soon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, TommyVercetti said: I have never been so offended. 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Stick around, I think you'll find that it will be topped very soon. @TommyVercetti Easily sorted this mind. 1- You feel the familiar pressure in the back-end. Do you a) Clench the nipsy and stiff-leg it to the nearest available toilet, where you can release the bomb-bay doors? b) Drop your pants outside Hendersons Butchers and lay a meaty steamer on the path, before waddling off to the chemist’s for a slug of methadone, buttering your cheeks as you go? 2. Yiz playin pool n yiz snookad, can yiz play the jump shot? ( hitting cue baal awwa anuntha baal te hit ya cullad baal)? Yes ah nah? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 880 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Renton said: Ahhh fuck man, I was convinced we had invented flags, but it turns out the mackems did, along with our most famous expression and EVERYTHING else. This is fascinating. 1) I didn't realise that we thought that we had invented flags. It never ceases to amaze me when I find out what I thought. 2) That flags were in fact invented in Sunderland. Up until about 3 minutes ago, I assumed that it was some Chinese/ medieval invention. For a very underwhelming place to visit, Sunderland have some impressive achievements. I was impressed with Athletico Madrid, but I think this one may pip it to be fair. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 They actually invented magpies too. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 31 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said: This is fascinating. 1) I didn't realise that we thought that we had invented flags. It never ceases to amaze me when I find out what I thought. 2) That flags were in fact invented in Sunderland. Up until about 3 minutes ago, I assumed that it was some Chinese/ medieval invention. For a very underwhelming place to visit, Sunderland have some impressive achievements. I was impressed with Athletico Madrid, but I think this one may pip it to be fair. You have to say that it’s impressive that flags originated in a place nowhere near as old as flags themselves though 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Not many peypul know that Sunderland and their inhabitants from yesteryear actually invented inventing stuff. Up until the first time they said 'let's start just inventing stuff' everything new in the world was just a big massive flewk that somehow just happened, it took a mackem to actually plan on makking owt, marra. Fade to title...... 🎵 I'm a story teller And my stories must be told. We invented inventing And then we invented massive flags We invented those cloth like symbols And we did it before the mags. 🎶 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Not many peeyple know that Storybewk International, where John the Storyteller comes from, was inspired by the tales from around the world of a sailor from Southwick. Hence why John’s wearing a white shirt with a red waistcoat, marra. True story FTM 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Hew marra we invented singing and barbering . At the same time. FTM 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1485 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 They invented shitting on seats in their own stadium and also invented a new form of bestiality. We all know where flags were really invented, Belfast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21589 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 (edited) Ffs. Was just getting used to being a Saudi, now I have to become a Palestinian. Wibble. Edited October 9, 2023 by Renton 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21589 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 So they now have a thread about the stadiums that are going to be used for Euro 2028, and why SJP is on the list but not SoL. Any rational comment about size, history, and location are met with accusations of 'mag'. But marra, how come SJP didn't host the lionesses they cry? Well that's simple, the upstanding moral lionesses apparently refused to play there. Yeah, I'm guessing that could be proven factually incorrect marra. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 They also played at Coventry, MK Dons, Leicester, and Brentford. I’m going to make a guess like Silky did and say it’s probably more likely related to cost than a strong sense of morality. Additionally the team stayed in Newcastle before the game, so not sure Silkys weird connection point holds any water either. As always they’re more than welcome to get wound up whatever it is they make up about this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 9 hours ago, Renton said: Ahhh fuck man, I was convinced we had invented flags, but it turns out the mackems did, along with our most famous expression and EVERYTHING else. Love that he’s wound up at the idea of us saying a local phrase. This weird obsession with claiming absolutely everything relates to them is driving them mental, and I for one am loving it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11260 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 8 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said: This is fascinating. 1) I didn't realise that we thought that we had invented flags. It never ceases to amaze me when I find out what I thought. 2) That flags were in fact invented in Sunderland. Up until about 3 minutes ago, I assumed that it was some Chinese/ medieval invention. For a very underwhelming place to visit, Sunderland have some impressive achievements. I was impressed with Athletico Madrid, but I think this one may pip it to be fair. On the river where they used to invent the flags 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Isn't it nice to have real things to be proud of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9723 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 14 hours ago, Alex said: They actually invented magpies too. The bastard offspring of seagull diddling? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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