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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:


Some pisshead chucked a curry at the window one night. The row never started, let alone lingering on ffs

 

 

“ I’ll spend a tenner on a curry and lob it at their window- that’ll show the Maggy bastids!”

 

All part of the long-term Model.…

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29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“ I’ll spend a tenner on a curry and lob it at their window- that’ll show the Maggy bastids!”

 

All part of the long-term Model.…

 

'And a hope the massive lads gan on a massive losing streak marra. Winning isn't in the template right now marra. Keep the faith marra, follow the plan'.

 

Mackems man. 

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Has anyone actually seen any of them explain what the “Model” is , other than vague references to it? 
 

 

Does it involve paying off the £10m loan to fix the lift? 
 

Non-stick coatings on the seats to clean the shite off easier? 
 

Selling their players to rivals ?

 

 

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On RTG there. One of the players they've signed today was billed as "the new Zidane" a few years ago by the Athletic.

 

None of them seem to be grasping that him signing for Sunderland means that that prediction was very fucking wrong.

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

On RTG there. One of the players they've signed today was billed as "the new Zidane" a few years ago by the Athletic.

 

None of them seem to be grasping that him signing for Sunderland means that that prediction was very fucking wrong.

 

They should know, they used to have Zinedine Kilbane play for them. 

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

On RTG there. One of the players they've signed today was billed as "the new Zidane" a few years ago by the Athletic.

 

None of them seem to be grasping that him signing for Sunderland means that that prediction was very fucking wrong.

Let’s pretend for a moment that this lad is the new Zidane, and sets the Championship alight with his masterful skills and headbutts. 
 

Don’t they realise that within the blink of an eye, he’d be getting poached by their betters 10 mile up the road and he’d be away before they’ve even had time to light the kitchen roll? 

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4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I look forward to hearing that fucking toucher that lives in his mam’s attic attempting to pronounce this poor fucker’s surname. 

 

The exchange I read on RTG was:

 

Which one of these players that I've never heard of is the new Zidane?

 

The one that sounds like a sneeze.

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41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Has anyone actually seen any of them explain what the “Model” is , other than vague references to it? 
 

 

Does it involve paying off the £10m loan to fix the lift? 
 

Non-stick coatings on the seats to clean the shite off easier? 
 

Selling their players to rivals ?

 

 

The model is deliberately vague so they can keep selling it to their gullible fans. In reality it’s basically spending fuck all 

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52 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Zinedine Kilbane

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Him, and Cattermole , are the perfect explanation to anyone asking

” How shit would it be to be a mackem?”

 

Even in our darkest days, with an owner spewing in pub fireplaces and a manager that had “left” and “right” written inside his shoes, we still had players like Yohan Kebab, Charles Insomnia and Ben Arfa to give us hope. 
 

Kilbane and Cattermole , the epitome of fucking plodders, are genuine legends at safc :lol:

 

 

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:lol: Mind I suppose the list of activities they have to choose from is:

- Raping pigeons

- shitting on seats

- littering and defecating in the town centre 

- getting a wash in Trafalgar square 

- adding Ryanair flights to your basket to try and add £2 to Newcastle fans flights 

 

:lol: They’ve lost it like. Also “forzaMilansafc” :lol: Jesus fucking wept, are they imagining a friendship with another club that has no idea who they are? Or just glory hunting as is common for fans of tragic little clubs? 

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