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[thebrokendoll 8672]

19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Yes they can, just order a shirt from the Nike team wear catalogue as if they were the manager of Seaham Red Star, then order a few Sunderland patches from eBay. #business #teamwear #entrepreneur #hopetheirlassisgoodatironingonpatches

 

I dream that one day we'll beat seaham red star, the bragging rights that'll go with it and the utter despondency it'll reek on the mackems.

Edited July 12, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[Dr Gloom 21305]

9 hours ago, Isegrim said:

I miss Essemmbee, too.

 

his brain couldn't cope when "BUJ" turned out to be absolutely fucking class. 

[Howmanheyman 31654]

15 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I dream that one day we'll beat seaham red star, the bragging rights that'll go with it and the utter despondency it'll reek on the mackems.

 

I was just happily playing the champion's league music in the house when I got the news that Newcastle blue star were defeated by Sunderland under 21s. The needle on the record player abruptly scratched and returned to the cradle as I entered into a dark place of depression and abject apathy. It was almost like playing a few seasons in the third division of English football and kidding yourself on that it was like a breath of fresh air. I'm not sure when, if ever, I'll get over it? Can anyone write a decent requiem? (Asking for a broken hearted mag-at-work).

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41340]

I just heard now and all my pocket cheese has gone sour. 

[Dr Gloom 21305]

10 hours ago, Renton said:

So they are frapping themselves silly because their U21s beat Newcastle last night. Newcastle Blue Star, in the ninth tier of English football.

They are fucking mental, especially this Gipetto lad who has convinced himself we are all gutted.

 

 

meltdown

 

genuinely didn't know the game was on. zero interest now i do 

[Monkeys Fist 41340]

32 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

meltdown

 

genuinely didn't know the game was on. zero interest now i do 

Mag behaviour that, like. 

[Alex 34110]

They’re only inventing the stuff about ‘mags being in meltdown’ so they can justify getting a hard on about their latest pyrrhic victory. 

[Alex 34110]

Wouldn’t be surprised if CT is behind this AND it’s bankrolling his crypto hobby tbh 

[RobinRobin 10705]

10 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

I like that Boddy.

 

[RobinRobin 10705]

7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I was just happily playing the champion's league music in the house when I got the news that Newcastle blue star were defeated by Sunderland under 21s. The needle on the record player abruptly scratched and returned to the cradle as I entered into a dark place of depression and abject apathy. It was almost like playing a few seasons in the third division of English football and kidding yourself on that it was like a breath of fresh air. I'm not sure when, if ever, I'll get over it? Can anyone write a decent requiem? (Asking for a broken hearted mag-at-work).

 

 

 

[Renton 20441]

7 page thread popped up overnight on The Star Inn refurbishing itself as some shit Geordie theme pub. Why do they care man!  cue Bobby Robson wasn't a Geordie et fucking cetera.

 

Can't be any worse Than the cess pit it was anyway. I'd rather have a drink in the Clock with HMHM, the Percy arms with tbd, the Trent with a dribbling CT, or MF in the corner of the Beehive *, or even the.Blandford with Stevie **, than go  to that shit hole again.

 

 

* I'd actually like these things.

** Kidding.

 

Edited July 13, 2023 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 41340]

The asterisks 

[RobinRobin 10705]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Can't be any worse Than the cess pit it was anyway. I'd rather have a drink in the Clock with HMHM, the Percy arms with tbd, the Trent with a dribbling CT, or MF in the corner of the Beehive *, or even the.Blandford with Stevie **, than go  to that shit hole again.

* I'd actually like these things.

** Kidding.

 

[Howmanheyman 31654]

The clock.  

[PaddockLad 16546]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

The clock.  

My mates Clock 10% loyalty card, picture taken on the bar of the actual Clock approx 40 mins after full time v Southampton last season  

 

[Renton 20441]

"Maloyalty"

 

Which marketing guru came up with that, it sounds like loyalty with misintent or loyalty to Beelzebub or something. Worst thing since denpressure. 

[Howmanheyman 31654]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

My mates Clock 10% loyalty card, picture taken on the bar of the actual Clock approx 40 mins after full time v Southampton last season  

 

 

My pal's got one too. I only go in once in a blue moon when the lads fancy it. There's worse bars but there's also better.

[Alex 34110]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

My mates Clock 10% loyalty card, picture taken on the bar of the actual Clock approx 40 mins after full time v Southampton last season  

 

The numbering system they’ve employed seems a tad ambitious 

[PaddockLad 16546]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

"Maloyalty"

 

Which marketing guru came up with that, it sounds like loyalty with misintent or loyalty to Beelzebub or something. Worst thing since denpressure. 

Now then Tynemouth Timmy, the Malhotra group have got a nice little portfolio if you should ever desire to lower yourself 😆

 

https://malhotragroup.co.uk/leisure/venues/

[Tom 14002]

Surely not owa Jordan marra 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 8672]

oh dear.

from mackem legend, winner of multi trophies for them by proxy, the knight in shining in armour who was gonna ride in to finish his playing career there for them, buy the club or indeed the entire fucking town....

to camel humping, head chopping, murdering, sportswahed scum in one fell swoop.

 

love it. 

[Howay 12496]

 They’ll act the same way Liverpool fans are and start defending it as “well anyone would do it, massive pay increase for the same job” despite going mental about Eddie Howe for 2 years. 

[Renton 20441]

51 minutes ago, Tom said:

Surely not owa Jordan marra 

 

 

 

There was a tweet to the contrary the other day and the silly fuckers were all banging on about how morally superior he is. 

 

Whatever happens, it's hilarious watching them twist.

 

[ewerk 29503]

9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

the knight in shining in armour who was gonna ride in to finish his playing career there for them,

 

When your choices are moving to a fucking wasteland inhabited by backward homophobic racists or moving to Saudi there was only going to be one winner.

[Renton 20441]

11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

oh dear.

from mackem legend, winner of multi trophies for them by proxy, the knight in shining in armour who was gonna ride in to finish his playing career there for them, buy the club or indeed the entire fucking town....

to camel humping, head chopping, murdering, sportswahed scum in one fell swoop.

 

love it. 

 

Bewwww! Tayek his shirt down!

 

An divvnt tak about the bone saw.