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[thebrokendoll 10801]

  On 25/05/2023 at 18:23, SpartaFC said:

Thank god the Doll got destroyed before they got their hands on that.

Scorched earth policy!

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they would never have took the doll mate.

even the sunday afternoon crowd tanked up on slalom d would've resisted the mackems with ease.

[EddyRuxspin 31]

They cannot come to terms with being totally irrelevant so they invent mad shyte like they’re the regions team.

their hatred of Durham mags is mint claiming they walk around Co Durham in mag tops but never go to matches,

blindly ignoring the fact they’re are tens of thousands of toon fans who can’t get a sniff of a ticket…imagine claiming to be the the team of Co Durham and the regions team when you average north of 20k empty seats at most home games .

they’ll be claiming they’ve taken the Scrogg next 🤣

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 46229]

 

“ Have you ever seen a mackem in The Turbinia?

Have I fuck” 

[Howmanheyman 37773]

  On 25/05/2023 at 22:36, Monkeys Fist said:

 

“ Have you ever seen a mackem in The Tub?

Have I fuck” 

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Walker'dYP

[Alex 37696]

Drove near the Scrogg recently as one of my laddies was playing against Walker Central. I don’t remember it being so heavily fortified in my youth  Maybe they’ve gotten word of impending attack of the Durham Light Infantry 

[Renton 24402]

Shearer sent a tweet about never seeing a mackem in Milan which is causing epic levels of fewm. They're wanting him banned from the BBC again. 

 

I'm in a bit of a hurry at the moment because I'm off to the mosque for Friday prayers, maybe meet some of you there.

 

 

 

Also I'm obviously going to Saudi on holiday this year, anybody got any tips for the best places to stay?

 

 

 

On a more serious note, I go to most home matches, never seen or heard any of the daft stuff they go on about. What has happened though, perhaps to an unepxected extent, is the football club has promoted great cultural pride in the region, the North East of England. You look at wor flags, it is all about regional identity. Nobody dressses like an arab, no references are made to Saudi other "Saudi Boys" which is ironically sung in response to away fans (still don't like it like). For me personally I feel no softening of my views on wahhabism. although I have a more nuanced view on the geopolitics, which again pre-exists the take over. 

 

Anyway, I've lost count on how "we are not their rivals now" and they don't care  as their spring thread on us now approaches 9,000 posts with countless offshoot threads like the one on Shearer (itself several hundred pages). 

 

[Monkeys Fist 46229]

  On 26/05/2023 at 07:55, Alex said:

Drove near the Scrogg recently as one of my laddies was playing against Walker Central. I don’t remember it being so heavily fortified in my youth  Maybe they’ve gotten word of impending attack of the Durham Light Infantry 

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I saw them cleaning the machine-gun nest on the roof the other day 

[Meenzer 16777]

  On 26/05/2023 at 08:32, Renton said:

Shearer sent a tweet about never seeing a mackem in Milan which is causing epic levels of fewm. They're wanting him banned from the BBC again. 

 

I'm in a bit of a hurry at the moment because I'm off to the mosque for Friday prayers, maybe meet some of you there.

 

 

 

Also I'm obviously going to Saudi on holiday this year, anybody got any tips for the best places to stay?

 

 

 

On a more serious note, I go to most home matches, never seen or heard any of the daft stuff they go on about. What has happened though, perhaps to an unepxected extent, is the football club has promoted great cultural pride in the region, the North East of England. You look at wor flags, it is all about regional identity. Nobody dressses like an arab, no references are made to Saudi other "Saudi Boys" which is ironically sung in response to away fans (still don't like it like). For me personally I feel no softening of my views on wahhabism. although I have a more nuanced view on the geopolitics, which again pre-exists the take over. 

 

Anyway, I've lost count on how "we are not their rivals now" and they don't care  as their spring thread on us now approaches 9,000 posts with countless offshoot threads like the one on Shearer (itself several hundred pages). 

 

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"As someone who thinks highly of the whole of the North East [...] (even though I've always hated them)"

[EddyRuxspin 31]

 

  On 26/05/2023 at 08:33, Monkeys Fist said:

I saw them cleaning the machine-gun nest on the roof the other day 

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That’s to keep joe Hellens out.

[Renton 24402]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 26, 2023 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 46229]

  On 26/05/2023 at 09:06, EddyRuxspin said:

 

That’s to keep joe Hellens out.

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I think you’d have to nuke Hexham Avenue to do that 

[EddyRuxspin 31]

  On 26/05/2023 at 09:13, Monkeys Fist said:

I think you’d have to nuke Hexham Avenue to do that 

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🤣

[Howmanheyman 37773]

  On 26/05/2023 at 08:33, Monkeys Fist said:

I saw them cleaning the machine-gun nest on the roof the other day 

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Fort Apache, The Scrogg.

[Alex 37696]

  On 26/05/2023 at 09:08, Renton said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well that’s completely ruined the euphoria of the champions league qualification after reading that 

[Renton 24402]

 

That word again, imagine.

 

In that scenario, I imagine this would be be me travelling through the Tyne tunnel.

 

Edited May 26, 2023 by Renton

[Alex 37696]

  On 26/05/2023 at 11:17, Renton said:

 

That word again, imagine.

 

In that scenario, I imagine this would be be travelling through the Tyne tunnel.

 

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 Ignoring the logistics of this ‘quick win’ and how it’s not going to happen, who would give a shite anyway? Absolutely fucking tapped doesn’t even begin to cover it 

[Renton 24402]

They're taking it to a new level of madness, they really are. And it's wonderful to behold. 🍿 

[Howmanheyman 37773]

"I yewsed to be mad, but I'M ALRIGHT NOW, MARRA!!!!! .............FTM."

[Ayatollah Hermione 15031]

  On 26/05/2023 at 09:08, Renton said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Right, Rothbury is confirmed Mag territory. Mark it down. That makes NE1, NE65 but strangely, nothing in between, ours

[EddyRuxspin 31]

Divvint let the mad marra’s knaa about wor secret tunnel between howdon and jarra,where you can cycle or walk reet under the Tyne monda to sunda and put one foot in Northumberland and tuther foot in Durham it’s even tiled in the wall so ya divvint get al confused …mind no-fucker takes a blind bit of notice, typical mag behaviour 

[NJS 4705]

Thread 'How on Gods green earth do Everton survive every year?' https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-on-gods-green-earth-do-everton-survive-every-year.1608429/

Edited May 28, 2023 by NJS

[Gemmill 52223]

  On 28/05/2023 at 17:47, NJS said:

Thread 'How on Gods green earth do Everton survive every year?' https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-on-gods-green-earth-do-everton-survive-every-year.1608429/

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I stand with the mackems on this one. I'm gonna watch John Wick to try and take my mind off it.

[Rayvin 6431]

  On 28/05/2023 at 17:49, Gemmill said:

 

I stand with the mackems on this one. I'm gonna watch John Wick to try and take my mind off it.

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Some of them are claiming it's a conspiracy mind  Not sure you want to stand too close.

[Gemmill 52223]

  On 28/05/2023 at 17:51, Rayvin said:

 

Some of them are claiming it's a conspiracy mind  Not sure you want to stand too close.

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Wait til you watch Jerry Mina attempting to non-consensually breastfeed off Solanke on MOTD. Should have been off with 15 to go. I don't even think he got booked.

[Howmanheyman 37773]

  On 28/05/2023 at 17:47, NJS said:

Thread 'How on Gods green earth do Everton survive every year?' https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-on-gods-green-earth-do-everton-survive-every-year.1608429/

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