OTF 8588 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 15:28, Alex said: That story about the chef at SJP in the Ashley years who resorted to cutting old desks up because Charnley wouldn’t sanction him buying some new cheese boards Expand Your cheese doesn't need boards when it comes in individual plastic wrappers. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15031 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Have you tried looking for somewhere to eat in Sunderland? We tried before going to the Empire and it was like pulling teeth. The idea of anything other than Chinese buffets or Sambucas Standard Italians obviously hasn’t made it there yet. That Beyoncé menu is haute cuisine over there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37675 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 This again 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 11:42, Alex said: This again Expand Instead of a tiny car delivering the match ball to the centre spot, it should be nestled beside a dog in a buggy? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14240 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Deep down the people of Sunderland know it’s not a real city don’t they? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24401 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 (edited) On 25/05/2023 at 11:42, Alex said: This again Expand There's a play on the Empire about their club at the moment, and what do you know, apparently if you are from County Durham, including Gateshead, you should be a massive fan of lads or seomething. That means YOU Gemmill. Edited May 25, 2023 by Renton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 12:13, Tom said: Deep down the people of Sunderland know it’s not a real city don’t they? Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Why don’t they just start saying you have to be born on the centre circle of SJP to be a mag, anywhere else you should actually be a Sunderland fan cos they said so. They don’t live in reality do they 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37675 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 12:19, Renton said: There's a play on the Empire about their club at the moment, and what do you know, apparently if you are from County Durham, including Gateshead, you should be a massive fan of lads or seomething. That means YOU Gemmill. Expand I hope that claim is based on similar rigorous historical research processes to those employed by the Bilbao Black Cats 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37675 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 12:27, Howay said: Why don’t they just start saying you have to be born on the centre circle of SJP to be a mag, anywhere else you should actually be a Sunderland fan cos they said so. They don’t live in reality do they Expand Anything but ask themselves certain questions I suppose. Like why they feel the need to try and shame people into supporting their tawdry team against their will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 12:27, Howay said: Why don’t they just start saying you have to be born on the centre circle of SJP to be a mag, anywhere else you should actually be a Sunderland fan cos they said so. They don’t live in reality do they Expand I'm sure one of their arguments is that the only reason we have more fans is because we have a larger catchment area, but now they're saying they pull from all of County Durham all the way up to the south bank of the Tyne, and parts of Northumberland too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46193 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 11:42, Alex said: This again Expand Fans would be a good start. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46193 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Their highest home attendance this season was for Beyoncé. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 324 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 This has got me really anxious. I'm Blaydon born and bred and I've just found out I'm supposed to be a mackem. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10791 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 12:39, The Fish said: I'm sure one of their arguments is that the only reason we have more fans is because we have a larger catchment area, but now they're saying they pull from all of County Durham all the way up to the south bank of the Tyne, and parts of Northumberland too? Expand the pub opposite where the old marlborough crescent bus station was used to be called the durham ox. clayton street has fallen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10791 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 13:44, SpartaFC said: This has got me really anxious. I'm Blaydon born and bred and I've just found out I'm supposed to be a mackem. Expand very worrying isn't it? only a matter of time I think till they claim the percy arms. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37675 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 One of my favourites in that thread is someone claiming Tyne and Wear was invented by a mag so they would be forced to pay for our Metro. 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12062 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 How far back do the arseholes want to go, I see your County Durham and raise you the Kingdom of Northumbria 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37675 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 To the Civil War should do it, marra 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24401 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 So Gateshead is theirs cos its county Durham. But also, apparently everywhere their little river runs through is also theirs? And look at the cathphrases they're coming out with? We're fucked lads, may as well just pack it in now. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4696 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 That not apply to the Tyne as well though? Confusing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24401 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 15:59, NJS said: That not apply to the Tyne as well though? Confusing. Expand It would but Gateshead is in county Durham marra. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37675 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Not that any of this ludicrous shit is going to happen but what the fuck do think it would achieve anyway? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46193 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 17:10, Alex said: Not that any of this ludicrous shit is going to happen but what the fuck do think it would achieve anyway? Expand Same as their club- fuck all. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 324 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 14:29, thebrokendoll said: very worrying isn't it? only a matter of time I think till they claim the percy arms. Expand Thank god the Doll got destroyed before they got their hands on that. Scorched earth policy! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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