Toonpack 9107 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Trying to get in here ??? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 40 minutes ago, Tom said: Don’t these lads have a website? “Unbelievable” say some. Yes….because it’s the year of our Lord 2023. Another forgotten cost of closing public libraries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30160 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Trying to get in here ??? Renton's tenth circle of hell. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21038 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: Renton's tenth circle of hell. Right, will you lot fuck off with the seagull quips and memes? Seagulls are loving, sentient creatures who do not appreciate this piss taking. *** Say it quietly because they're listening *** This was my car this morning thanks to them taking umbrage with you all. Fucking feathered cunts. Edited May 9, 2023 by Renton 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30160 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Forget the birdshit, I'd be more concerned with the fact that you appear to have driven it through a wall. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4169 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 17 minutes ago, Renton said: Right, will you lot fuck off with the seagull quips and memes? Seagulls are loving, sentient creatures who do not appreciate this piss taking. *** Say it quietly because they're listening *** This was my car this morning thanks to them taking umbrage with you all. Fucking feathered cunts. Have you edited that with MS Paint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Neighbours have blatantly thrown bird seed on top of Renton's car 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21038 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, strawb said: Have you edited that with MS Paint? I have used my supreme MS Paint skills to hide where I live, yes. The seagulls are probably reading this. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5151 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Renton said: I have used my supreme MS Paint skills to hide where I live, yes. The seagulls are probably reading this. I reckon someone could track you down based on locating the swirling cloud of enraged seagulls tbh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 (edited) Probably whiling away the time on their phones, getting selfies with Kallum the pram-bound staffie* oblivious to the fact they could use that same device to buy the tickets in the first place. *Copyright Howay Edited May 9, 2023 by Alex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: I reckon someone could track you down based on locating the swirling cloud of enraged seagulls tbh. Do you want the mackems reading this to kidnap him or something? That’s their equivalent of the ark of the covenant 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41904 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Alex said: the mackems reading 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3287 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 758 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 I see they kept it classy in Preston https://www.lep.co.uk/news/crime/graffiti-attack-by-football-fans-on-preston-war-memorial-slammed-as-disrespectful-4135259 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/club-apology-for-preston-war-memorial-graffitti.1606693/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21038 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 (edited) Quote Slogans like "SAFC" and "Mackems" - together with vulgar references to North East rivals Newcastle - were daubed on walls surrounding the Cenotaph. Must have been an undacova mag marra. Also, from the OP on the SMB: Quote Shame as they were respectful of us and very complimentary then one of ours does that! What a fucking bunch of knackers these are. Edited May 10, 2023 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21038 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Renton said: Must have been an undacova mag marra. Also, from the OP on the SMB: What a fucking bunch of knackers these are. Of course. Edited May 10, 2023 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 35 minutes ago, Renton said: Of course. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Has to be a mag that travelled to Preston because their fans don’t have form for embarrassing themselves and the club 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 They’re absolutely insane Nee chance it was a pissed up charva, has to been a special agent deployed by the shady cabal of Tyneside businessmen. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6961 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Some absolute dangers among their fans mind 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32596 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: Of course. Of course it was a rogue Black Op special forces Mag. I mean, what else could it be? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 I like how he seems to be suggesting that the apparently nonsensical ‘Reubens square….’ graffiti is some sort of coded message from the hand of an agent provocateur. Rather than it being someone so pissed they think writing on a war memorial with a marker is a good idea. Not that being pissed is much of an excuse 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21038 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 It's all a bit daft. All clubs have knackers in their support, just accept it. Not all NUFC fans punch horses. Not all SAFC fans shit in their seats (its probably even a minority tbh). Not all cohorts of SAFC fans sing songs supporting a nonce to fuck who he wants. Not all SAFC fans carry cheese slices in their pockets and need a whip round to buy a bag of crisps. Etc. Fair enough, but ffs, leave out this delusion that SAFC are in some way moral and "classy". The reality is, as one of the most deprived and insular towns in the country, it's just a fact they will have more antisocial problems associated with them and have a tendency towards racism and other bigoted/partisan viewpoints. Some of our fans are no better - the fights after derby defeats etc, were a fucking disgrace too and bear testament to this. (Also I wish we'd refrain from singing "Saudi boys" shit no matter what the provocation. It's pathetic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Not all Sunderland fans racially abuse players’ mothers. Not all of them go on the drink with only a couple of advent calendar chocolates to line their stomachs and proceed to have a shite on their seat, not all of them have their annual bath / shit outside in the fountains at Trafalgar Square, not all of them carry cheese slices for their half time burger. However thousands hero -worshipped a nonce and would probably take him back in the blink of an eye if they though he could still do a job* for them 👍🏻 *I mean literally, not just defecating outdoors 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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