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[Ayatollah Hermione 15031]

Mowbray was worse than shite when it looked the playoffs were dead and buried 

[Toonpack 12063]

*some claim (the Bilbao black cats perhaps)

 

 

 

[The Fish 11392]

  On 04/05/2023 at 12:37, Toonpack said:

*some claim (the Bilbao black cats perhaps)

 

 

 

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and yet we're the DeLeWdEd JaWdEeS?

[ewerk 34034]

[Tom 14241]

If any significant style of football was invented by Sunderland, Jonathan Wilson would have been all over it. 
 

Other than being rich in the 1930s they’re a fucking irrelevance.

[Renton 24401]

Hey man, a can prurve weeyaz invented turtal football man, not Holland like. Seeyah that Aye Acks clerb man, thems knicked it from wors in the 70s, along with the red n white strip they weraz like, that was ours n'arl. Lik Bilbao marra, urnly bigger stripes likke. Anyway, wat de ye get if yurs mix red and white payaint marra? Aye, orange, like the dutch wears marra. 

 

Wat, it maykes pink? They stole that n'arl from wus seayats marra. FTM. 

[Alex 37678]

  On 04/05/2023 at 12:14, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Mowbray was worse than shite when it looked the playoffs were dead and buried 

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Loads having a pop until the 95th minute equaliser at the weekend tbh

[Gemmill 52180]

  On 04/05/2023 at 13:29, Renton said:

Hey man, a can prurve weeyaz invented turtal football man, not Holland like. Seeyah that Aye Acks clerb man, thems knicked it from wors in the 70s, along with the red n white strip they weraz like, that was ours n'arl. Lik Bilbao marra, urnly bigger stripes likke. Anyway, wat de ye get if yurs mix red and white payaint marra? Aye, orange, like the dutch wears marra. 

 

Wat, it maykes pink? They stole that n'arl from wus seayats marra. FTM. 

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 this is the Allo Allo policeman equivalent of mackem talk. 

 

[Renton 24401]

  On 04/05/2023 at 13:37, Gemmill said:

 

 this is the Allo Allo policeman equivalent of mackem talk. 

 

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Look, I struggle with the mackem accent, having not been brought up in their vicinity like you. 

[Meenzer 16762]

"I was pissing by my seat"

[Alex 37678]

  On 04/05/2023 at 13:52, Meenzer said:

"I was pissing by my seat"

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Beat me to it  

[Gemmill 52180]

  On 04/05/2023 at 13:44, Renton said:

 

Look, I struggle with the mackem accent, having not been brought up in their vicinity like you. 

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It's closer to Dutch than mackem, I would say. Maybe the Ajax thing threw you.

[Monkeys Fist 46197]

  On 04/05/2023 at 13:52, Meenzer said:

"I was pissing by my seat"

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“ I coat him fucking a gull!”

” A gull? You mean a jeune lady?”

” Non”

[RobElliott 1947]

  On 04/05/2023 at 13:52, Meenzer said:

"I was pissing by my seat"

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Please shit on this seat

[Dr Gloom 24224]

  On 04/05/2023 at 13:44, Renton said:

 

Look, I struggle with the mackem accent, having not been brought up in their vicinity like you. 

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[Monkeys Fist 46197]

Gemmill is a mackem????

[Gemmill 52180]

At this rate, I'll be posting on Newcastle Online next season. You simply do not treat Toontastic's crown jewels like this.

[Monkeys Fist 46197]

I’ll take that as a yes then. 
 

 

Imagine.…

[Polarboy 2317]

[Alex 37678]

Imagine if they weren’t charging Northern Premier League prices to get in. Imagine 

[Howay 12496]

 So his point is if Sunderland was a top side more people would turn up to watch? What an astute observation. So his dream is that they average a bit less than we currently do, and that supposedly makes them bigger than Arsenal, Chelsea, and Man City? Imagine. 
 

Let’s be honest, Sunderland is a total dump, imagine if the locals didn’t molest seagulls, defecated in actual toilets, didn’t support and make excuses for sex offenders, got actual jobs so they could contribute something to the country, stopped pushing staffys around in prams, and had any type of culture that wasn’t based on just abusing people. Imagine, it would maybe be slightly better than Rotherham. 

Edited May 6, 2023 by Howay

[Rayvin 6428]

Were we not getting 50k+ while we were shit and getting relegated..? 

[Renton 24401]

  On 06/05/2023 at 10:12, Howay said:

stopped pushing staffys around in prams,

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[Renton 24401]

So strangely enough the mackems have left our match report on their board open to the public today. As of the time of this post, its at an incredible 1150 posts (58 pages), mist of them which are this:

 

Edited May 7, 2023 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 46197]

  On 07/05/2023 at 19:37, Renton said:

So strangely enough the mackems have left our match report on their board open to the public today. As of the time of this post, its at an incredible 1150 posts (58 pages), mist of them which are this:

 

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