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[Kid Dynamite 7030]

3 guesses where the Sunderland historian reckons Bilbao got their strip colours from ...

Edited April 24, 2023 by Kid Dynamite

[Alex 35083]

42 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

3 guesses where the Sunderland historian reckons Bilbao got their strip colours from ...

They are so fucking tragic  

[Howay 12496]

 Bilbao have been very clear on where their history comes from, it’s absolutely mental these sad cunts are going to basically call a random Spanish club liars about their own history for what reason? To tell them they should be mates and actually hate Newcastle  ? We have no history with them, it’s just a bit of banter and good will between supporters based on European competition, they just need to accept they’re a fucking irrelevance and move on - the way to be relevant in Europe is to play in fucking Europe not to accuse teams of lying about where their fucking shirt design comes from. 

[Alex 35083]

It’s definitely the desperation to be relevant like. That’s it. I like how they’re going on like it’s an Indiana Jones film and they’ve stumbled upon some esoteric historical pot of gold. There are no provable links between the two clubs whatsoever  

They’ve only chosen Bilbao because they actually do like us and the mackems are jealous about it

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

“ Hi Inigo, have you had a call from these Ingleses asking about where our club shirts came from…Sunnigton? Somewhere like that?”

” Ci Xabier, several hundred. They are loco. “

“ Shall we just tell them what they want to hear, and take the money?”

” Ci Xabi, they so ugly, my eyes hurt. See you soon. “
” Tapas?”

” Tapas… but not Inglese Tapas!!”

[Howmanheyman 33234]

"We will soon be releasing findings....."

 

  Hark at Hercewal Marra-oit. Last time I heard anything as tragic as this was when a bloke got home to discover his wife and kids died in an explosion in Afghanistan. The utter, utter sad bastard's. That Bilbao tweet not mentioning Sunderland must have been like a knife through the heart for the, literally, four or five members of the 'Bilbao black cats' There's long dead Greek tragedy poets turning in their graves thinking 'how the fuck do we compete with that tragedy?' Fucking hell man, give it up, enjoy living out there, crack on with the locals without having to engineer one over the mags, it makes you look like this year's winner of the Gimp's Gimp competition.  

 

[Alex 35083]

Did anyone catch the Look North piece about their ‘International Fans Weekend’? It was at their ‘fans museum’ which looked like a sports bar with a few framed signed shirts on the wall. Can’t remember the exact numbers but it was about 70 people had turned up for the weekend  nee fucker bar us gives a shite about them but they’re desperate to show how MASSIVE they are despite all evidence pointing to the contrary 

[Howmanheyman 33234]

Just now, Alex said:

Did anyone catch the Look North piece about their ‘International Fans Weekend’? It was at their ‘fans museum’ which looked like a sports bar with a few framed signed shirts on the wall. Can’t remember the exact numbers but it was about 70 people had turned up for the weekend  nee fucker bar us gives a shite about them but they’re desperate to show how MASSIVE they are despite all evidence pointing to the contrary 

 

Did Dawnee edit to make them look small time the fucking mag bitch?!?! 

[PaddockLad 17275]

From the (brilliant) thread AB posted yesterday….Blackburn apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

 

 

 

[Renton 21627]

On 23/04/2023 at 12:32, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Dear Bilbao, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer massive lads fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam

You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum 

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you

For four hours and you just said, "No"

That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to

Remember when we met in Bilbao - you said if I'd write you

You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither

He used to always cheat on my mam and beat her

I can't relate to what you're saying in your tweets about the Mags 

So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em

'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you Marra, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Marra Stan.

P.S.

We should be together, too. FTM.

 

[Dido:]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

 

 

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Massive-Lads-Fans,

This'll be the last package I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Bilbao marra, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"

About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning

But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

I loved you, Bilbao marra, we could've been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

See, marra,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!

Hey, marra, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,

But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you

'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Wear bridge now

Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? FTM.

[*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*]

 

 

 

 

 

 

You forgot the last verse.

 

Quote

Dear, Massive Lads’ Fan

I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You keep saying FTM, what does thiat mean?
Look, I'm really flattered you want a special relationship with Bilbao
Have some free merchandise

And maybe stop behaving like mad clown
I'm sorry we didn't see you at the stadeyam, we must've missed you
Don't think we did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But honestly, what European competition was that in?
Was it the Champions league, Europa cup, conference, pizza cup or something?
You got some issues Massive Lads’ Fan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll only happen if you qualify for Euope, marra (?)
I really think you and your championship teams need each other
Or maybe you just need to score more goals against each other
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad we inspire you, but Massive Lads’ Fan
Why are you so mad?
Try to understand, that we don’t know who the fuck you are
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some lower league fan was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk
And she was pregnant with her brother’s kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was...
It was you.
Damn!

 

Yours sincerely

 

Athletic Bilbao

 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

Btw, hats off whoever posted this reply 

Rattled. 
 

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[Monkeys Fist 42458]

Also. 

[Howmanheyman 33234]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

You forgot the last verse.

 

 

 

 

[Alex 35083]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Btw, hats off whoever posted this reply 

Rattled. 
 

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Someone going to very little effort to rip the piss = sad and obsessed. Someone going to extraordinary lengths to prove a connection between two clubs which simply doesn’t exist though?  

[thebrokendoll 9239]

 

beyond fucking tragic man.

 

I once stopped at the holiday Inn near the train station in turin. which obviously means I'm an authority on all things juventus.

these daft Italian cunts might well believe that they've played in black and white since 1903 on account of an irrefutable link with notts county, but they're wrong.

my grandad, who worked at thorntons in eldon square when it first opened in 1901 was over there on holiday and just happened to have a haversack full of newcastle strips which he gave to an old lady.

not only that, he taught them how to make nutella and founded the ferrero factory.

I demand they be our friends.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

21 minutes ago, Alex said:

Someone going to very little effort to rip the piss = sad and obsessed. Someone going to extraordinary lengths to prove a connection between two clubs which simply doesn’t exist though?  

Mind, I’m desperate to see what they fire out with when they release their findings  

[trophyshy 7083]

What they’ve found is PCP.  

[Howmanheyman 33234]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

beyond fucking tragic man.

 

I once stopped at the holiday Inn near the train station in turin. which obviously means I'm an authority on all things juventus.

these daft Italian cunts might well believe that they've played in black and white since 1903 on account of an irrefutable link with notts county, but they're wrong.

my grandad, who worked at thorntons in eldon square when it first opened in 1901 was over there on holiday and just happened to have a haversack full of newcastle strips which he gave to an old lady.

not only that, he taught them how to make nutella and founded the ferrero factory.

I demand they be our friends.

 

 

TBD, you are spoiling us with your grandad story.

[RobinRobin 11281]

10 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I had it suggested by somone earlier 'in writing' that terry was me.

I won't name this person as it may prejudice the defamation by libel case I'm having prepared against them.  

Clearly not you. He's got a shift key. 🙂 

[Howmanheyman 33234]

20 hours ago, Alex said:

It’s definitely the desperation to be relevant like. That’s it. I like how they’re going on like it’s an Indiana Jones film and they’ve stumbled upon some esoteric historical pot of gold. There are no provable links between the two clubs whatsoever  

They’ve only chosen Bilbao because they actually do like us and the mackems are jealous about it

 

"My god! I've found it. I've finally found it!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17275]

 

[Rosco 759]

I know some people have weird fantasies.......but fucking hell this guy is just sick

 

 

[Tom 14011]

Subtitle update  

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

I’m sure that’s illegull. 

[Sonatine 11387]

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