Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Just now, Howmanheyman said: Imagine. It isn’t hard to do, Marra. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 6 hours ago, Gemmill said: 0.86 goals per 90 in the Championship which tbf is a good record but he only played 13 times before completely fucking himself for the season, so we'll never care. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 They're such a weird precious lot. Here they're getting upset this goal against Reading, in September, has not been nominated goal of the season. Beyest gurl evah marra. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lets-all-appreciate-the-real-goal-of-the-season.1605187/ It's a nice goal. Some nice passing hitting Reading on the break. Arguably Reading RB should have done better imo. But the way they are waxing lyrical about it, saying the team is playing turtal football, is mental. It's not total football, it's hitting a team on the break. Almiron alone has scored several goals more deserving than this, against proper opposition ffs. But to get so upset and think its some kind of conspiracy against them. Mackems man. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 There's an obvious omission from this list of Bilbao's links to English clubs! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: There's an obvious omission from this list of Bilbao's links to English clubs! So let's see then, the thread mentions links with Blackburn rovers, Man United, West Bromwich Albion, Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle United, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Dulwich Hamlet, and Civil Serice FC. Not even a mention of their special friendship with the mackems. 🤣 Edited April 23, 2023 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 FEWM!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 “ Congratulate our agent in Bilbao please, that tweet has registered on the Richter scale in Pennywell” ” Erm, we don’t have an agent in Bilbao” ” Lolz! Laters” 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: FEWM!!! There's an echo in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 IN HERE IN HERE IN HERE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Just now, Kid Dynamite said: There's an echo in here I was pointing out the specific tweet about us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33234 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Renton said: So let's see then, the thread mentions links with Blackburn rovers, Man United, West Bromwich Albion, Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle United, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Dulwich Hamlet, and Civil Serice FC. Not even a mention of their special friendship with the mackems. 🤣 Dear Bilbao, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer massive lads fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No" That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met in Bilbao - you said if I'd write you You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither He used to always cheat on my mam and beat her I can't relate to what you're saying in your tweets about the Mags So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Marra, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Marra Stan. P.S. We should be together, too. FTM. [Dido:] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Massive-Lads-Fans, This'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Bilbao marra, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I loved you, Bilbao marra, we could've been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See, marra,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey, marra, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk, But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Wear bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? FTM. [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*] Edited April 23, 2023 by Howmanheyman 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Two Sunderland players doing their best Robert-Bernard tribute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Oh dear. Conceding a soft penalty at the end of the first half extra time. The type of thing to really fuck you off. How sad. Bewwww! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 22 minutes ago, ewerk said: Two Sunderland players doing their best Robert-Bernard tribute. Still makes me hoot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Dear Bilbao, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer massive lads fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your staydeyam You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Callum That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No" That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met in Bilbao - you said if I'd write you You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither He used to always cheat on my mam and beat her I can't relate to what you're saying in your tweets about the Mags So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Marra, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Marra Stan. P.S. We should be together, too. FTM. [Dido:] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Massive-Lads-Fans, This'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Bilbao marra, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I loved you, Bilbao marra, we could've been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See, marra,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey, marra, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk, But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Wear bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? FTM. [*car tires squeal, crash, loud splash*] You have much too much time on your hands obviously but... 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrytwocaroets 11 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Yeez lot are so fucking jealous As a mlf, who gives a fuck about beating spurs 6 to 1 Its typical mag behaviour, coukd ya beat WBA no even on a chewsda ? u couldn't 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Alreet Quiff? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrytwocaroets 11 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Terrancetwo carpets ....divvint think yeez lot are better than us ya Jawdi, F1 Liv golf,world class boxing ,BA systems of Sunderland bombs to drop on Yemen Are better than us Weeys are selling every game out with 20k plus attendances ya jealous geordie bsstsrds 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Spacka here. Spacka here. Look, we have a Spacka here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I suspect wor Terry is a current, or former, poster having a little giggle- not sure who, tbh, but crack on … unless it’s Quiff, then get fucked However, it could equally be a real, live, six-digited inbreed, which would be even funnier. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrytwocaroets 11 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I suspect wor terry is a genuine supporter/ from scrogg rd westwalker school....we dont Like strangers on here .... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I thought you were grafting today @Howmanheyman. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33234 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 37 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I thought you were grafting today @Howmanheyman. Nowt to do with me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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