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[RobinRobin 10720]

5 hours ago, Dougle said:

Cabbage wouldn't want to advertise that foreign muck 

[Alex 34132]

20 hours ago, Renton said:

 

All the other teams above them bar Millwall have a game in hand, with Blackburn having two. Plus three teams just below them who can overtake them if they win their game in hand. Its already over imo. Boo hoo how sad. 

 

 

You have to hand it to them. Purely for their ability to fuck it up every time they look like they might just make the playoffs. 

[The Fish 10449]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

You have to hand it to them. Purely for their ability to fuck it up every time they look like they might just make the playoffs. 

Even if you did, they'd only fumble it.

[Monkeys Fist 41357]

49 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Even if you did, they'd only take a shit on it.

MLFd YP

[Gemmill 42739]

Decided to start watching Sunderland Til I Die again for the lolz, and within the first ten minutes I've been treated to Prince Andrew being the official opener of their flat pack shithole. The Stadium of Nonce.

[Gemmill 42739]

"The Dafabet Cup".

 

[Gemmill 42739]

"That teym was an absolewt disgrayuss the dayuh!"

 

(following a pre season friendly with Celtic)

 

 

Let's have a WATCH Party! Get yourselves on this shit.

[Gemmill 42739]

Nicr to see that Simon Grayson has gone on to bigger and better things though. Current manager of Indian Super League club, Bengaluru.

[Alex 34132]

You have to remember it’s sympathetically made with the least orc-like fans chosen to appear in it as well 

[Renton 20459]

I've watched it twice already, it has tremendous replay value. I mean obviously I felt a tremendous pull to become a MLF, but somehow I resisted.

 

Highlights have to be Darren Bent scoring for Burton, Darron Gibson causing damage reminiscent of an F3 tornado on a residential street in Sunderland,  Charlie Methhead changing the ground's music to some utter shit Ibiza trance, and of course the absolutely hilarious bidding war the shrewd operator Donald Stewart (or is it Stewart Donald, I can never remember) had with himself over buying Will Grigg. It's up there with my top 10 Netflix programs of all time like. Breaking Bad > Better Call Saul > Sunderland 'til I die.

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13618]

If that Grigg negotiation scene had been scripted in a sitcom, it would have been outstanding. Right down to the “I’m not sure I can afford these fucking pizzas” joke to finish the scene. The fact that it’s reality is staggering

[Howmanheyman 31682]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

I've watched it twice already, it has tremendous replay value. I mean obviously I felt a tremendous pull to become a MLF, but somehow I resisted.

 

Highlights have to be Darren Bent scoring for Burton, Darron Gibson causing damage reminiscent of an F3 tornado on a residential street in Sunderland,  Charlie Methhead changing the ground's music to some utter shit Ibiza trance, and of course the absolutely hilarious bidding war the shrewd operator Donald Stewart (or is it Stewart Donald, I can never remember) had with himself over buying Will Grigg. It's up there with my top 10 Netflix programs of all time like. Breaking Bad > Better Call Saul > Sunderland 'til I die.

 

 

 

I very, very rarely watch Netflix but I have seen all of those mentioned.

[Renton 20459]

 

🎵Imagine if on Sunday,

During a corner an alien pod crash lands,

On the pitch, the pod opens,

and out pops an alien wearing the red n white..... 

 

You could say I'm a mackem,

And a sad bastard one at that,

I hope one day I don't wake up,

And realise my seat I'm on has been shat...🎶

 

[Howmanheyman 31682]

It's been mentioned before but what must their more sentient fans make of that message board?

[Toonpack 8745]

The only alien pod dropping onto their pitch would likely have to be from Uranus 

[Sonatine 11128]

They'd probably shout abuse at the aliens mother tbf.

[Howmanheyman 31682]

[Howay 12496]

The goal wouldn’t count. So I guess we’re now so good they can’t just imagine Kane scores the winner, instead they need to imagine a mackem alien scores a goal which wouldn’t count? Fucking hell what a bunch of absolute paedophiles. 

[trophyshy 7060]

Sunderland established football on the Vega’s third AND fourth planets, so it’s fair enough really. FTM  

[Alex 34132]

If you think that alien post is far-fetched…

[Renton 20459]

Think he's scored something like 13 career goals at the championship level, and some of them were penalties. Sunderland are 20 (de facto TWENTY FUCKiNG ONE when GD is considered) points behind SUFC in an automatic play off place, having played a game more. Absolutely tapped this lot. 

[Toonpack 8745]

51 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Sunderland established football on the Vega’s third AND fourth planets, so it’s fair enough really. FTM  

 

That's what they claim, but....

 

[Gemmill 42739]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

Think he's scored something like 13 career goals at the championship level, and some of them were penalties. Sunderland are 20 (de facto TWENTY FUCKiNG ONE when GD is considered) points behind SUFC in an automatic play off place, having played a game more. Absolutely tapped this lot. 

 

0.86 goals per 90 in the Championship which tbf is a good record but he only played 13 times before completely fucking himself for the season, so we'll never know.

[Alex 34132]

33 minutes ago, Renton said:

Think he's scored something like 13 career goals at the championship level, and some of them were penalties. Sunderland are 20 (de facto TWENTY FUCKiNG ONE when GD is considered) points behind SUFC in an automatic play off place, having played a game more. Absolutely tapped this lot. 

Exactly. Basically saying they’d be close to turning seven of their defeats into wins  since January  

[Howmanheyman 31682]

Imagine.