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[Ayatollah Hermione 13619]

The Man United flags  Once more confirming that Sunderland’s favourite team is whoever Newcastle is playing 

[Alex 34136]

13 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Agreed. Also they have Tony fucking Mowbray as their manager, not some upcoming genius coach. Their best player is on loan from ManU.

 

The weird delusion on the SMB though is quite something. Several posters seemed to genuinely believe that last nights game had earned them national respect and people will somehow now become lifelong MLFs after watching this. I know I am biased, but for me despite the scoreline, what I saw was a turgid affair, and it seems to have completely passed the mackems by they were not playing premiership opposition, with Fulham having made 9 changes for this fixture, and ultimately winning quite comfortably.  

Aye. The BBC website made it out to be a 5 goal thriller but it really wasn’t. They did quite well second half but it was against a bits and pieces Fulham team who were still pretty comfortable throughout. That Clarke looks a canny player but I’ve only really seen him in this and the tie at Fulham. I like Mowbray as well but how often do you see a decent crop of youngsters do decent for a while because they’ve been given opportunities out of necessity? It’s fairly common. The fucking talk about it being their best team in 40+ years of watching them on RTG though? You’d think they’d have as good a chance as any in the playoffs like as the league seems very even outside the top two. Not that they’re a shoo in to get that far 

[RobinRobin 10728]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Aye. The BBC website made it out to be a 5 goal thriller but it really wasn’t. They did quite well second half but it was against a bits and pieces Fulham team who were still pretty comfortable throughout. That Clarke looks a canny player but I’ve only really seen him in this and the tie at Fulham. I like Mowbray as well but how often do you see a decent crop of youngsters do decent for a while because they’ve been given opportunities out of necessity? It’s fairly common. The fucking talk about it being their best team in 40+ years of watching them on RTG though? You’d think they’d have as good a chance as any in the playoffs like as the league seems very even outside the top two. Not that they’re a shoo in to get that far 

There's probably half that division which is in with a shout of the playoffs.  

[Alex 34136]

19 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

The Man United flags  Once more confirming that Sunderland’s favourite team is whoever Newcastle is playing 

Absolutely tragic 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

 

 

[Alex 34136]

Get him in the bewk 

[Renton 20470]

Bewwwwww! Bewk him! 

[Howmanheyman 31701]

 

[Craig 6585]

Mitrovic single-handled drowning out the cries of 'get him in the bewk' 

[Monkeys Fist 41361]

“Get him in the bewk!”

 

” What’th a bewk, da?”

 

” Daint kna son it’s a… are yay lisping? That bloody mag nursery teacher!”

[Howmanheyman 31701]

The bint laughing like Nelson from the Simpsons at Mitro falling as they go two down. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

[Dougle 3236]

Wayah marra it was well woth gaan 2 nil doowin just to see that Maggie coowint fall doowin. FTM

[Alex 34136]

Speaking of Mitrovic, nice bit of completely unchallenged casual racism on RTG: 

 

[Renton 20470]

Trending on RTG today. What a time to be a mackem:

Anger at fans leaving early. 

 

Litter on the breeze.

 

Fulham fans are small time. No special friendship. 

 

Mitrovic, geordie tosser apparently.

 

And ManU flag, for Diallo apparently.

 

[Rosco 734]

Lots of empty seats and not just the top tier sure I read somewhere they charged £15 even though live on BBC would keep people away £10 ticket they might have filled it 

[Rosco 734]

Different rules for the mags.........now what could that mean🤣

 

[Howmanheyman 31701]

10 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Lots of empty seats and not just the top tier sure I read somewhere they charged £15 even though live on BBC would keep people away £10 ticket they might have filled it 

 

Should've advertised handing out free Man U flags to get a full house. 

[Alex 34136]

You can get an adult championship match day ticket for £12. Seems unlikely they’ll have charged more for a cup game live on terrestrial tv. Obviously they haven’t had a great time in recent years (apart from the current side being like early 70s Ajax to watch). But they’ve always got an excuse 

[Dougle 3236]

11 minutes ago, Alex said:

You can get an adult championship match day ticket for £12. Seems unlikely they’ll have charged more for a cup game live on terrestrial tv. Obviously they haven’t had a great time in recent years (apart from the current side being like early 70s Ajax to watch). But they’ve always got an excuse 

 

Aye just checked their ticket office, 12 quid, the same as National League North Blyth Spartans.

 

[Howay 12496]

22 minutes ago, Alex said:

You can get an adult championship match day ticket for £12. Seems unlikely they’ll have charged more for a cup game live on terrestrial tv. Obviously they haven’t had a great time in recent years (apart from the current side being like early 70s Ajax to watch). But they’ve always got an excuse 

It’s between new year and summer wedding seeeeysons, so the marras are all saving/planning. 

[David Kelly 1205]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Trending on RTG today. What a time to be a mackem:

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And ManU flag, for Diallo apparently.

As if that's any less small time than it being to do with us    It winds me up when I see those half and half scaves but imagine if someone had brought a Villa flag to the game last season for Targett!  They'd get hounded out in seconds.

 

[Renton 20470]

Here's a classic bit of #mackemlogic. Litter is a problem. Rather than jst not dropping it, disguise it! Brilliant!

 

[Tom 14002]

Subtitle Update 

[Monkeys Fist 41361]

55 minutes ago, Howay said:

It’s between new year and summer wedding seeeeysons, so the marras are all saving/planning. 

“ Eeya, our Kevina, ‘ave ya tried theyse frozen grapes in ya 8 Ace? “

[trophyshy 7060]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“Get him in the bewk!”

 

” What’th a bewk, da?”

 

” Daint kna son it’s a… are yay lisping? That bloody mag nursery teacher!”

sending kids to nursery?  Mag behaviour.