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[Renton 21627]

22 hours ago, Howay said:

 They’re tragic, let them have it as it’ll only make them even fucking angrier when it inevitably goes tits up.

 

Hope they enjoyed winning the nappy ripper derby, it’s the only one they’re going to get for the foreseeable. 

 

It's Schrodinger's Derby to them. Wasn't a derby at all, oh no. Just a dozen or two threads started after they won about the match and how they are now basically a midtable Premiership side (not kidding).

However, the dreaded Dawn Thewlis, aided and abetted by one of their own, Jeff Brown, have suggested it might not have been a penalty, and the mackem fewm is back in full swing. They are fucking livid again. Needless to say, there's nothing wrong with post after post of misogynistic bile, dead classy behaviour that marra. 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

23 hours ago, Howay said:

Hope they enjoyed winning the nappy ripper derby

[Kitman 2207]

28 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

It's Schrodinger's Derby to them. Wasn't a derby at all, oh no. Just a dozen or two threads started after they won about the match and how they are now basically a midtable Premiership side (not kidding).

However, the dreaded Dawn Thewlis, aided and abetted by one of their own, Jeff Brown, have suggested it might not have been a penalty, and the mackem fewm is back in full swing. They are fucking livid again. Needless to say, there's nothing wrong with post after post of misogynistic bile, dead classy behaviour that marra. 

They’re arguably a mid-table championship side based on reality and not glue

[Howmanheyman 33240]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

It's Schrodinger's Derby to them. Wasn't a derby at all, oh no. Just a dozen or two threads started after they won about the match and how they are now basically a midtable Premiership side (not kidding).

However, the dreaded Dawn Thewlis, aided and abetted by one of their own, Jeff Brown, have suggested it might not have been a penalty, and the mackem fewm is back in full swing. They are fucking livid again. Needless to say, there's nothing wrong with post after post of misogynistic bile, dead classy behaviour that marra. 

 

I couldn't tell you the last time I watched look north, they've got it on season record.

[Howay 12496]

 They surely can’t think that was a pen, I saw a replay of the incident on Twitter and he’s clearly miles outside the box - you’d take it obviously but how could you be remotely angry at people saying it’s not a pen. 

[Alex 35093]

Their strength of feeling towards Dawn Thewlis pretty much sums them up. It’s so fucking weird, man 

[Rosco 759]

They seem to be taking it well🤣

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/southampton.1598759/

 

I liked the 7th post..........they must be gutted we.ve got one foot in the final

 

[thebrokendoll 9239]

aye keith, you've definitely replaced us as the barcelona of the north.......

 

 

[Rosco 759]

Four seperate threads on our match three moved to the private Parsnip page.........but they arent obsessed with us🤣

Edited January 24, 2023 by Rosco

[Alex 35093]

6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

aye keith, you've definitely replaced us as the barcelona of the north.......

 

 

We’ve got a far superior goal difference to them, from a lot less league games, in the division above them. I’ll take that 

[Rosco 759]

 

I liked this one........but they'd still beat them cos Sunlan are class marra

 

Not sure how theyve stayed in the prem this long, they seem to be shit 90% of the season then go on a winning run to stay up

 

 

 

And apparently if we get to the final we're competing in the "Trafalgar Square Cup" 😕

 

Edited January 24, 2023 by Rosco

[thebrokendoll 9239]

up pops a manc on an.nufc thread, on a sunderland messageboard, hidden away in parsnip.

think really that somebody needs to remind him that the club he supported before fcum,

employed alex ferguson for a quarter of a century, a man who was without peers at shithousing. be it officials, managers or players.

employed a captain who was a spineless cunt who openly admitted to trying to break a players legs.

revered a player who was shagging his brothers wife.

filled a stadium with cunts who sing songs supporting argentina or mocking 96 dead football supporters.

but aye, jacob murphy's a cunt. 

 

 

 

Edited January 25, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[Howay 12496]

 What League is his shit club even in? Nice to see they’ve got more friends though, Lower league friends. Bunch of losers. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

You can tell that’s a mackem playing a part as he’s calling for someone’s head to be kicked in. Their response to literally anything that gets them wound up 

[OTF 7295]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

You can tell that’s a mackem playing a part as he’s calling for someone’s head to be kicked in. Their response to literally anything that gets them wound up 

 

Mackem logic:

- Waving off a player who is red carded is despicable, disgusting and vile.

- Intentionally kicking a player in the testicles is classy, heroic and commendable.

 

 

[NJS 4386]

The entertainers who were everyone's second team who sadly won nowt versus hated (potential) winners. 

 

I know which I prefer. 

[Alex 35093]

Aye, do you think we’re interested in being liked and getting patted on the head for being plucky, honourable losers? Fuck off, you arrogant cunt. 

[NJS 4386]

That's exactly what Shearer said about him being sick of us turning up at Arsenal and being rolled over and thanked for the 3 points. What annoyed people the most about the 0-0 is it showed those days are over. 

[Renton 21627]

There's post after post about us smashing up Trafalgar Square on there. Some imagined scenario should we get to the final. Completely oblivious to the real life reality of what these lot have done repeatedly in recent years during their tin pot cup finals or Lower league play offs. They are absolutely mental.

 

[Renton 21627]

Also here is a lovely bit of mackem logic. "If you ignore our multiple games where we have been shit marra, we've been brilliant "  Absolutely tapped.

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

It’s genuinely impressive that, every step further we get, they find a new way that we’ll actually lose in the end. Not in football terms, obviously, but in completely nebulous terms that only exist in a mackem’s psyche

[Ayatollah Hermione 13872]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

Also here is a lovely bit of mackem logic. "If you ignore our multiple games where we have been shit marra, we've been brilliant "  Absolutely tapped.

 

 

 

That whole first paragraph is him admitting that they’re small time and shit these days ffs   Where do they come up with this?

Edited January 25, 2023 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

There's post after post about us smashing up Trafalgar Square on there. Some imagined scenario should we get to the final. Completely oblivious to the real life reality of what these lot have done repeatedly in recent years during their tin pot cup finals or Lower league play offs. They are absolutely mental.

 

Even though I’m not a betting man, I’d put money on us;

1- Not having some daft lad splitting his head open by diving in to the 1ft deep fountain. 
 

2- Not having a naked granny taking a shit in said fountain. 

[Alex 35093]

Covent Garden genuinely looked like there’d been some sort of disaster (and I suppose there had been) the day after those fucking bamps had visited.

[Alex 35093]

8 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That whole first paragraph is him admitting that they’re small time and shit these days ffs   Where do they come up with this?

This whole ‘pride in our brilliant young team’ shit is the new classy club. Just as fucking fake too