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[Tom 14002]

Are they making up average attendances again? 
 

I like how when they get a bad attendance it’s “wedding season” but when we get a record on its “goodwill for Rafa”  

[The Fish 10543]

They weren't so well supported the last time they were in that league...

 

1    Aston Villa        34,558
2    Leeds United        31,524
3    Wolverhampton Wanderers        28,297
4    Sunderland        27,635
5    Derby County        27,174
6    Sheffield United        26,853
7    Sheffield Wednesday        25,995

[Meenzer 15193]

Nine-month-long wedding season, marra

[thebrokendoll 8809]

4 minutes ago, The Fish said:

They weren't so well supported the last time they were in that league...

 

1    Aston Villa        34,558
2    Leeds United        31,524
3    Wolverhampton Wanderers        28,297
4    Sunderland        27,635
5    Derby County        27,174
6    Sheffield United        26,853
7    Sheffield Wednesday        25,995

 

probably releasing true attendance figures in those days days rather than the fantasy ones they do now.

[Renton 20604]

Don't know about anyone else but I only go now to show my good will for Eddie Howe. If we get to Wembley I will continue to show my good will begrudgeonly. 

[Alex 34274]

They’re massive. Just not as massive as many other clubs in England 

[Howay 12496]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Are they making up average attendances again? 
 

I like how when they get a bad attendance it’s “wedding season” but when we get a record on its “goodwill for Rafa”  

The same Rafa they all decided is a terrible manager? Staggering that someone can say something as fucking mental as the only reason that club have one of the highest regular attendances over a 46 game season is “goodwill” for a manager, and the reaction is they all basically nod and go “exactly marra so ignoring that we actually have a higher average attendance” which gets even more likes. “Plus marra what’s even funnier is I spoke to Hull fans and they said we are way classier, so not only do we have a higher average attendance but also classier fans, don’t forget harder ones too as after the Hull fan said we were classier I glassed him” 

[Alex 34274]

Surely this season’s attendances at the SoL should be measured against it being the most entertaining football the fans have seen in 45 years. Just applying similar ‘logic’ to the Rafa feel good factor etc 

[Alex 34274]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

probably releasing true attendance figures in those days days rather than the fantasy ones they do now.

This season’s figures include discarded crisp packets blowing across the pitch 

[Meenzer 15193]

"Someone brought a multipack, quick, add on 6!"
 

[Howmanheyman 32099]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

They weren't so well supported the last time they were in that league...

 

1    Aston Villa        34,558
2    Leeds United        31,524
3    Wolverhampton Wanderers        28,297
4    Sunderland        27,635
5    Derby County        27,174
6    Sheffield United        26,853
7    Sheffield Wednesday        25,995

 

2 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Nine-month-long wedding season, marra

 

That was a nine month divorced from the Premier League season, sorry, saysun. FTM.

[Renton 20604]

The mackems and their imagination again. I imagine in this scenario Newcastle fans would we standing on each shoulders 20 high and SJP average attendance would be 1 million.

 

[Howmanheyman 32099]

Just now, Renton said:

The mackems and their imagination again. I imagine in this scenario Newcastle fans would we standing on each shoulders 20 high and SJP average attendance would be 1 million.

 

 

They're fucking mental, like.

[Alex 34274]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

The mackems and their imagination again. I imagine in this scenario Newcastle fans would we standing on each shoulders 20 high and SJP average attendance would be 1 million.

 

Aye, once you factor in all the mags at work that never attend matches 

[Gemmill 43168]

3 hours ago, Rosco said:

Keith S30S is easily pleased

 

That Keith's post reads like a fucking Jim'll Fix It letter. Hard to believe an actual adult wrote that. 

[Tom 14002]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

The mackems and their imagination again. I imagine in this scenario Newcastle fans would we standing on each shoulders 20 high and SJP average attendance would be 1 million.

 

How many streams are there for championship games like?  

[Renton 20604]

Well this definitely happened. I regularly get the metro to Seaburn to bray mackem bairns. Who doesn't like a bit of mackem bairn braying? US collleagues are clearly up for it too. 

 

[Alex 34274]

Nonexistent mag at work upgraded to nonexistent American at work  

[Toonpack 8843]

I have several dozens of "American's at work" and I can assure you most've never heard of Sunderland, those that have (probably because I've mentioned it in the past), it's "a small town near Newcastle"..

[Meenzer 15193]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

Nonexistent mag at work upgraded to nonexistent American at work  

 

He goes to a different country in a different decade, you wouldn't know him

[Toonpack 8843]

Sportswashing update:

 

Man City 2018 - 4 posts

 

Qatar World Cup - 21 Posts

 

NUFC (since 2021) - 68,585 posts

 

At last count. But aye, it's not about us, it's about the bigger picture.

[Tom 14002]

“Braying anyone they found (women and children)”  

[Holden McGroin 6367]

Who would even make this shit up? 😂

[Alex 34274]

The best bit for me is that even in the made of story the person telling it wasn’t there  

[NJS 4281]

23 minutes ago, Alex said:

The best bit for me is that even in the made of story the person telling it wasn’t there  

Yeah, this yank saw all these women and bairns being brayed and then described it to this cunt as "great fun".