The Fish 10856 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 37 minutes ago, Alex said: It’s absolute bollocks. Liverpool have struggled and Chelsea are a bit of a basket case but Spurs have a great manager and some top players. They’re inconsistent but they’re by no means poor. Man City are easily one of the top 5 sides on the planet, Arsenal have been superb and Man Utd look better than they have done for years. Brighton, Brentford and Fulham would all probably get to the latter stages of the europa league It's so transparent that the barometer for the PL's quality is how well/poorly Newcastle United are doing. If we were rock bottom, the PL would be praised "They don't belong in the top flight", safely midtable "There's a lot of stodge in the top flight", and so on. It's just a gossamer thin comfort blanket. They would be the league's whipping boys were they to get promoted this season and deep down they know it. Even shambles like Southampton, Wolves and Everton would batter them. Each of the three teams currently in the relegation places would be odds-on favourites to get promoted from the Championship, such is the gulf in quality and wealth. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: wtf is the pregnant bird in the fountain up to? Mackem baby shower? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 minute ago, trophyshy said: Mackem baby shower? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Please get promoted so you can find out how weak the league is and how not good the mags are. Or fail to get out of the championship whilst looking up and declaring how shit the league you can't get into is. The choice is yours, you fucking divs. Or even better get relegated to Division 1 again. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 28 minutes ago, The Fish said: It's so transparent that the barometer for the PL's quality is how well/poorly Newcastle United are doing. If we were rock bottom, the PL would be praised "They don't belong in the top flight", safely midtable "There's a lot of stodge in the top flight", and so on. It's just a gossamer thin comfort blanket. They would be the league's whipping boys were they to get promoted this season and deep down they know it. Even shambles like Southampton, Wolves and Everton would batter them. Each of the three teams currently in the relegation places would be odds-on favourites to get promoted from the Championship, such is the gulf in quality and wealth. Absolutely spot on. I want them to get promoted simply on the basis that their barometric theory would be shot to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Take away the top two sides and the championship actually is shit. Something at least some of them should recognise as a good thing (as it allows them to compete). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, Alex said: Take away the top two sides and the championship actually is shit. Something at least some of them should recognise as a good thing (as it allows them to compete). It's almost like the Premier League was designed for 22 teams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 hour ago, The Fish said: They would be the league's whipping boys were they to get promoted this season and deep down they know it. Because other than twice hitting the giddy heights of 7th, that’s their place in the Premier League whenever they stink the place up. They’ve finished below 15th more times than anything else. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Because other than twice hitting the giddy heights of 7th, that’s their place in the Premier League whenever they stink the place up. They’ve finished below 15th more times than anything else. Quick check and last time they were in the PL it was for 10 seasons in a row (marra): 1 top ten finish (10th, which was worth it for the Uncal Mick stuff); 13th (twice); 14th (once); 15th (once); 16th (twice); 17th (twice) and 20th. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44851 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 (edited) They'll have woke up up this morning and for the first 3 seconds it'll be just another day.... Then the moment where they remember..... OHUH NOWUH! THE FUCKUN MAGS WON! AH DINNUT BELLEYVE IT! ME DAYUHS REWEND! Edited January 11, 2023 by Gemmill 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, Alex said: Take away the top two sides and the championship actually is shit. Something at least some of them should recognise as a good thing (as it allows them to compete). 7pts between 1st and 3rd, 7pts between 5th and 17th. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21606 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 47 minutes ago, Gemmill said: They'll have woke up up this morning and for the first 3 seconds it'll be just another day.... Then the moment where they remember..... OHUH NOWUH! THE FUCKUN MAGS WON! AH DINNUT BELLEYVE IT! ME DAYUHS REWEND! But mackem bantz. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Renton said: But mackem bantz. £6.5m if he cleans the shit off the seats first. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44851 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, Renton said: But mackem bantz. Mint, do you think he could give us a tour of lower league grounds on the way too cos he definitely knows where those are. LOOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZ. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 759 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Just imagine for 1 minute if we won it.... i know its still long shot but if we did Monwearmouth bridge would be busy 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 12 minutes ago, Renton said: But mackem bantz. Must be amazing getting to go to Wembley so much because your side is too poor for auto promotion. We’d have went to Wembley for similar wank fixtures but we were too busy completely fucking pissing the league both times we were in it (both among the best points tallies for that league) . The PL is shit argument is exactly as Fish said, they’re welcome to keep saying it too as like many of their talking points it just means they’re also fucking dog shit as they’re miles off being a PL side. I don’t think or want them promoted, I’m happy for them to have this warm blanket of pretend land where the Championship is bafflingly a stronger league as they know for a fact it’s not . They literally didn’t shut up last time we went down about how pointless football outside the PL is, now it’s the place to be. Fucking gimps. I hope we buy this lad none of us have seen play and stick him in our reserves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 19 minutes ago, Renton said: But mackem bantz. Or use the same coach driver who took us there when played Spurs? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9772 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 14 minutes ago, Alex said: Or use the same coach driver who took us there when played Spurs? Did he know where to park though? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 5 hours ago, Alex said: Not quite the punishment they think it is Who is Craig Russell? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9202 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 32 minutes ago, Howay said: Must be amazing getting to go to Wembley so much because your side is too poor for auto promotion. We’d have went to Wembley for similar wank fixtures but we were too busy completely fucking pissing the league both times we were in it (both among the best points tallies for that league) . The PL is shit argument is exactly as Fish said, they’re welcome to keep saying it too as like many of their talking points it just means they’re also fucking dog shit as they’re miles off being a PL side. I don’t think or want them promoted, I’m happy for them to have this warm blanket of pretend land where the Championship is bafflingly a stronger league as they know for a fact it’s not . They literally didn’t shut up last time we went down about how pointless football outside the PL is, now it’s the place to be. Fucking gimps. I hope we buy this lad none of us have seen play and stick him in our reserves. I know it's been said many, many times before, but their lack of self awareness is truly staggering. I'm still stunned by the fact that they think londoners would've been mightily impressed by the way they turned covent garden in to their football pitch, transformed the fountain at trafalgar square in to the seats of their football ground and underlined the fact that the cunts haven't got a fucking brain cell between them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21606 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Howay said: The PL is shit argument is exactly as Fish said, they’re welcome to keep saying it too as like many of their talking points it just means they’re also fucking dog shit as they’re miles off being a PL side. I don’t think or want them promoted, I’m happy for them to have this warm blanket of pretend land where the Championship is bafflingly a stronger league as they know for a fact it’s not Wait....... I'm sensing a dose of mackem logic arriving through my chakra portals. Last time when Sunderland were relegated from the PL, they were too shit for the CL and were further relegated to L1 in last place. Ergo the PL musn't have a higher quality than the CL. Ommmmm. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 52 minutes ago, David Kelly said: Who is Craig Russell? Sunderland lad who used to play for them. Had a job with them as a sports masseur, got sacked due to cost cutting I understand, was offered a job at NUFC and now works for us. Absolute scum, who should’ve stayed on the dole rather than earn a living, obvs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 33166 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 8 hours ago, Alex said: Not quite the punishment they think it is Pretty sure Russell was a Newcastle fan and on our books as a bairn before going to Sunderland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Deleted tweet now Spineless cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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