Dr Gloom 21923 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 4 hours ago, ewerk said: That would be the Daily Mirror on their boycott list. If any of them actually read a newspaper. Typical mainstream magedia 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 7 hours ago, ewerk said: That would be the Daily Mirror on their boycott list. If any of them actually read a newspaper. I think 24th is generous tbh 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33202 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 15 hours ago, ewerk said: That would be the Daily Mirror on their boycott list. If any of them actually read a newspaper. "Get on to the Trinity Daily Mirror group, we need another favour called in." "Now come on here, we can't get Ryder another award, nobody will fall for that again!" "No, no. Our contact there tells me they have a super computer, or should I say 'Sewpa dewpa compewta'? Anyway, I've got him to rig it so it says Sunderland will finish bottom next year. Make sure it gets published." "Very well..... Where did it actually have them finishing?" "Second bottom." (Both) "Ha ha. Hahaha. Ahahahaha." 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) Back to dreamland for the mackems. Firstly no one wanted to allow him to have 10%, him asking for it is different to anyone allowing it. We’ve signed one player from Burnley and none from Leeds newspaper links = definitely true and going to happen (also Man City and Barcelona have just signed Leeds players), never mind that we have signed Bruno Guimeraes from Lyon, Kieran Trippier from Athleti, and Sven Botman from Lille for a combined fee of nearly £100m it’s definitely hard to see a difference from Mike Ashley. Edited July 21, 2022 by Howay 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Howay said: We’ve signed one player from Burnley I can see exactly why you'd think that but technically it's two. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: I can see exactly why you'd think that but technically it's two. Aye true, forgot about Pope he’s legitimately one of the best keepers outside the top six but I guess it doesn’t count since he’s from a crap side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Howay said: Back to dreamland for the mackems. Firstly no one wanted to allow him to have 10%, him asking for it is different to anyone allowing it. We’ve signed one player from Burnley and none from Leeds newspaper links = definitely true and going to happen (also Man City and Barcelona have just signed Leeds players), never mind that we have signed Bruno Guimeraes from Lyon, Kieran Trippier from Athleti, and Sven Botman from Lille for a combined fee of nearly £100m it’s definitely hard to see a difference from Mike Ashley. Who gives a fuck where the upgrade on our squad comes from? If we'd signed Botman from Bournemouth would that means he's not as good? If we got him on a free does that mean he's definitely not an upgrade on Lascelles? The difference between Ashley and these owners is clear; ambition. Under Mike we never would have signed someone like Burn in January, let alone Guimaraes. If we'd somehow managed to sign improvement on our squad, which so far every first team signing has been, for nothing, from unfashionable clubs, I know I wouldn't give a toss. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33202 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Howay said: Back to dreamland for the mackems. Firstly no one wanted to allow him to have 10%, him asking for it is different to anyone allowing it. We’ve signed one player from Burnley and none from Leeds newspaper links = definitely true and going to happen (also Man City and Barcelona have just signed Leeds players), never mind that we have signed Bruno Guimeraes from Lyon, Kieran Trippier from Athleti, and Sven Botman from Lille for a combined fee of nearly £100m it’s definitely hard to see a difference from Mike Ashley. The straw clutching is off the map. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The straw clutching is off the map. The extra digit makes all the difference 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 We should put in a bid for their shite striker, just to see if it unsettles him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I don't know who he is but it would be a laugh. Even funnier buy him and stick him behind the bar. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 324 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Meanwhile in the "real world" we have a potential world champion #garage 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I’m sure he’s told about 5 different versions of the story where he’s been at a racing track and outperformed most of the professional drivers makes you wonder why he’s pretending to sell beef jerky and printer cartridges 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I hear he’s also very friendly with the SAS. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21624 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 13 hours ago, Tom said: This is immediately what I though of after reading that tweet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11376 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9215 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 howe to be sacked impending relegation. bruno's shite, trippier too. saint jude with some big calls here! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Back in the Championship for the first time in 4 years and they're still utterly obsessed with our fortunes. Absolutely rent-free inside their tiny minds. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9215 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 and now we have exile1968 rebuking someone for who they tag in tweets. the very same cunt who as soon as he gets up in the morning reposts exactly the same tweet with a different number in it to boris johnson, joe biden, the premier league, stavely, her husband, every world leader in the western world and 55 other fuckers who never look at them either. I'm in wales at the moment, I'd love to bump in to the cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Aye, but when he does it, it’s classy marra. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 31 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: howe to be sacked impending relegation. bruno's shite, trippier too. saint jude with some big calls here! They wouldn’t know a good player if one walked up and shagged their kids… …wait. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 759 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 (edited) 36 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: howe to be sacked impending relegation. bruno's shite, trippier too. saint jude with some big calls here! I'd like to think our defence/goalkeeping will be tighter than a nuns cunt this season......well maybe not that tight but certainty a solid unit with the recent additions PS if I've offended any nuns amongst you.....I'm sorry Edited July 23, 2022 by Rosco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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