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:lol: 

 

What makes them think we’ve all got a stonk on for stadium bands ffs? Honestly wouldn’t watch either of them for free.

 

Piss poor organisation & about £6 a pint in a 90 minute long bar queue. No thanks. 
 

That’s before you get onto the music…..

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21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What happened to the big takeover that was definitely happening last week? :lol:
 

Did they do due diligence on Gandaft? 


Im starting to think these “takeover rumours” may just be The Don & Charlie Salmon Pants making things up.

 

Either that or our favourite cabal of shady businessmen….

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1 minute ago, Tom said:


Im starting to think these “takeover rumours” may just be The Don & Charlie Salmon Pants making things up.

 

Either that or our favourite cabal of shady businessmen….

:lol: They’ve done it about 4 times at this point, works everytime too. They had the Dell takeover (well a fund that Dell has a minority passive investment in), then the two trust fund boys buying minority stakes in the club, while making a big deal that they look to increase their stakes (why not just buy it outright?). There’s also Storey’s madness which their fans seem to love, and probably others over the last half a decade. 

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That Satori fella makes me laugh :lol:

 

The only difference between him and Gandaft is that Satori is probably quite good at conning people. 
 

“he’s richer than Ashley marra, aaahl of Uruguay are gonna invest in waaah marra”

 

Fucking idiots.

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“I want ever single Londis on wearside fully stocked up with blue pop and white lightning…then make up some kind of takeover rumour & see what we can sell...blokes from then UAE or something…We’ve just invested in a pet crematorium so the more the staffies are given the better”

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15 minutes ago, Tom said:


Im starting to think these “takeover rumours” may just be The Don & Charlie Salmon Pants making things up.

 

Either that or our favourite cabal of shady businessmen….

 

:lol:

 

"Start some rumours of a Sunderland takeover to excite and agitate the locals on Wearside. The more frothing at the mouth, the better."

 

"I can get one of our contacts to add a nominal sum on the companies house website so it looks legitimate?"

 

"No need for that, it'll just confuse them. Just put an anonymous post on Facebook from a compromised account with 'FTM' at the end. That'll suffice."

 

"I'll get on it."

 

"Also, while you're doing that, put out a rumour that Take That have snubbed SJP in favour of the Flatpack of Shite."

 

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Billy had other, more pressing matters to hand…


For reference, here’s a 12yr old kid

 

 

'Fukkin hell, ey sorted that rewe-biks Agbewla cuwe'b out fukkin grayat, like. Gerrin Billy!!! FTM.'

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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

'Fukkin hell, ey sorted that rewe-biks Agbewla cuwe'b out fukkin grayat, like. Gerrin Billy!!! FTM.'

“ An’ e’s owenly got five fingers, so e’s one of them disableds. Must be an MLF, marra!”

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Imagine the absolute carnage of them trying to buy a player - bid for Marlon Mcfucknugget from some league 1 club, £10million. 
 

Iota 1- “ He’s nay Messi like…”

Iota2 - “ Catts for me like”

Iota3 - “ He’s da’s a Mag!”

etc etc etc x 10,000

 

It’ll be like watching that massive F1 pile up on repeat, in HD, 3D, smellivision. :lol:

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“Arr lads we cannit afford neeee more man, waaaah doge coins gone down the pan cause everyone’s had to sell it to get their staffies buried after drinking that blue pop like”

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Aside from the absurdity of the whole crypto element this blows up any fantasy that the boy billionaire is going to bankroll them. There’s no chance he make any investment unless it’s matched by the other shareholders. Del Boy and Rodney couldn’t afford it and there’s absolutely no chance it happens when 39% of the club is fan owned.

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