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[Alex 35083]

Ian Wright doing his job, in other words

[Howmanheyman 33223]

15 minutes ago, Howay said:

 It was so obvious I knew from the thread title what was coming. 

 

 

Breaking news: by the transitive properties used in mackem logic the mackems would definitely be 9th in the table if the PL let them in, Newcastle would of course be below them and Cambridge. FTM. 

'lopsided stadiums' as a thread.  

[Howay 12496]

23 minutes ago, Alex said:

Ian Wright doing his job, in other words

Absolutely not, he should sit and constantly discuss the horrors of Yemen and call them terrorist without pause. He should then berate Shearer for being a terrorist sympathizer, and refuse to ever discuss anything about NUFC in any sort of positive light ever again.

 

I think that about covers their current stance  it’s just that on repeat but they’re definitely not jealous at all or bitter. Even when Man City come up one of them went “is the owner of Man City a murderer”  so which is it lads? Are you actually taking some moralistic stand, or simply applying it to NUFC as the replacement for ‘classy’ as there’s literally no way your shit hole of a club will ever be in the same stratosphere as NUFC ever again. They thought it was bad being in our shadow in the Keegan years .

 

While they’re being moralistic they should have a think how they’d feel if roles were reversed. I can categorically state that I wouldn’t be taking the stance of repeatedly screaming about sportswashing and calling them all terrorist sympathizers. I suppose it’s because they would be coming out with their usual shite patter so there’d be plenty else to have a go about mind. 

Edited April 24, 2022 by Howay

[Howay 12496]

14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

'lopsided stadiums' as a thread.  

 Unreal isn’t it. It clearly has fucking nothing to do with actually caring about the weirdly framed topic, and all to do with him wanting their whole forum to go “that’s it marra the scums stadium is a terrtal shithole. FTM”

[Rayvin 5223]

For all this bluster about how we aren't very good, how they have outperformed us against Cambridge this season (a universal metric for success as we all know)... imagine if we proposed a 'put your money where you mouth is' friendly against them over the summer. They'd be shitting bricks man. They'd resist it in every possible way, try to weasel out of it being meaningful, complain and bitch about how it doesn't count because it's not in the league, etc. Then the day would come, we'd stick 5 past them without getting out of second gear, and it would officially become 'the worst day in the history of their club' up until a few weeks later when they lose 3-0 at home to Fleetwood in their 5th season in League One.

[Monkeys Fist 42450]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

apparently. I bet the boyo's are fucking delighted when he rocks up in his local brandishing his mobile in their faces with his latest tweets.

“ Bloody hell Ieuan, what’s this bloke saying?”

” No idea Ceri, gibberish really, and I speak Welsh!”

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42450]

1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

I knew they had extra digits, but it seems the bloke who’s been cut off at the right has extra arms too. 
 

 

#keepitinthefamily #counttotwelve #business

[Alex 35083]

52 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

'lopsided stadiums' as a thread.  

What’s your favourite perfectly symmetrical stadium? 

[Monkeys Fist 42450]

Someone should go on and say every stadium only has one side, then open the window and smell the brains frying from 10 miles away as they try to figure it out. 

[Howmanheyman 33223]

"Ah bet yayze hate the Mags anarrl, marra?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17269]

 

 

 

[Howay 12496]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Ah bet yayze hate the Mags anarrl, marra?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 “Not even a Kidderminster fan him marra, clearly a sad mag in disguise. Bar I went to once full of Kidderminster lads, proper MLF’s too couldn’t speak any more highly of us, even had tattoos on their faces that said they hate the mags. So no way this bloke’s Kidderminster marra” 

[Dougle 3329]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Ah bet yayze hate the Mags anarrl, marra?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sayim grooip as united marras. Pwewah class. FTM

[Monkeys Fist 42450]

Ready To Groom meltdown in 3…2…1. 

[Howay 12496]

 Class. Put Norwich and Kidderminster on the list. 
 

They’re going to absolutely fucking despise Bruno aren’t they  

[Howmanheyman 33223]

38 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ready To Groom meltdown in 3…2…1. 

 

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Class. Put Norwich and Kidderminster on the list. 
 

They’re going to absolutely fucking despise Bruno aren’t they  

Woah!!!! That kid doesn't realise that the 'Friendly cup' (or whatever the daft cunts called it?) whenever Norwich and Sunderland play each other trumps anything our fans can do. That's a fact, marra. FTM

[Toonpack 9418]

Where’s best to park at Wembley redux (from a thread also containing “if we beat Rotherham 4-0”)

 

 

[trophyshy 7083]

7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Woah!!!! That kid doesn't realise that the 'Friendly cup' (or whatever the daft cunts called it?) whenever Norwich and Sunderland play each other trumps anything our fans can do. That's a fact, marra. FTM

* Friend’s’ Trophy Marra.  

[Monkeys Fist 42450]

18 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Where’s best to park at Wembley redux (from a thread also containing “if we beat Rotherham 4-0”)

 

 

I hope, for the sake of the poor Wembley cleaning staff, that it’s a warm day and they all have a shit in the fountains at Trafalgar Square again, rather than keeping it for the seats*
 

 

 

 

 

* this is academic really, as we all know they’ll bottle it well before then. 
 

[Monkeys Fist 42450]

13 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

* Friend’s’ Trophy Marra.  

Friendship Trophy.
 

Because of ships, that used to be built on a river… marras 

[Dougle 3329]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Friendship Trophy.
 

Because of ships, that used to be built on a river… marras 

 

Fucking Hell, that's an actual real thing?

[ewerk 30611]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Friendship Trophy.
 

Because of ships, that used to be built on a river… marras 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42450]

19 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

Fucking Hell, that's an actual real thing?

No expense was spent on the trophy 

[Anth 113]

On 24/04/2022 at 13:46, Howay said:

Absolutely not, he should sit and constantly discuss the horrors of Yemen and call them terrorist without pause. He should then berate Shearer for being a terrorist sympathizer, and refuse to ever discuss anything about NUFC in any sort of positive light ever again.

 

I think that about covers their current stance  it’s just that on repeat but they’re definitely not jealous at all or bitter. Even when Man City come up one of them went “is the owner of Man City a murderer”  so which is it lads? Are you actually taking some moralistic stand, or simply applying it to NUFC as the replacement for ‘classy’ as there’s literally no way your shit hole of a club will ever be in the same stratosphere as NUFC ever again. They thought it was bad being in our shadow in the Keegan years .

 

While they’re being moralistic they should have a think how they’d feel if roles were reversed. I can categorically state that I wouldn’t be taking the stance of repeatedly screaming about sportswashing and calling them all terrorist sympathizers. I suppose it’s because they would be coming out with their usual shite patter so there’d be plenty else to have a go about mind. 

Didn't these simpletons do the Poznan against Man Utd when City won the league one year? 

[Dougle 3329]

 

Old men crying with joy and morlocks surfacing in daylight.