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[Monkeys Fist 41407]

How do we know that isn’t a Mag posting as a mackem? 

[trophyshy 7065]

Because that would be Mag behaviour.  

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

Because that would be Mag behaviour.  

But what if it’s a mackem, posing as a mag, posting as a mackem, about Mag behaviour? 
 

[ewerk 29580]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

But what if it’s a mackem, posing as a mag, posting as a mackem, about Mag behaviour? 
 

[Alex 34192]

13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

How do we know that isn’t a Mag posting as a mackem? 

 The thing is, as soon as someone on there just tells the truth, they’re instantly called ‘a mag’ 

[Craig 6594]

27 minutes ago, Alex said:

 The thing is, as soon as someone on there just tells the truth, they’re instantly called ‘a mag’ 

 

Well of course, that's because telling the truth is 'mag like behaviour'.

[Howay 12496]

 

 The bloke that runs this account is spot on like. Their constant obsession about Staveley is getting really weird too btw. Still, always a laugh to read their desperate day dreams of “daint worry marra it’ll aal sowwa and the maggy coonts will want them out” despite zero evidence of that, also how are your “new” owners shaping up  

Edited April 23, 2022 by Howay

[Howmanheyman 31827]

Wtf?

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31827]

'There's a North East team that's going to need a bigger stadium of sixty five thousand, Chris Kamara, which one is it?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Alex 34192]

Getting their priorities right I see

[Howay 12496]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Getting their priorities right I see

 To be fair they’re consistent, their one goal is to beat us at ANYTHING. 

 

Everyone going over there in a little?

Edited April 23, 2022 by Howay

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

They won today, so we’ll only have about 300 pages of our match thread to trawl through. 

[Alex 34192]

Means nowt, dead rubber, Norwich are shit, etc 

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Means nowt, dead rubber, Norwich are shit, etc 

What about all them Yemens Bobby Robson killed, though? 

[Howay 12496]

15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

They won today, so we’ll only have about 300 pages of our match thread to trawl through. 

 “Mags will be fewmin the lads won, obsessed scum. Anyway in their match even though they had 55% possession and twice the attempts they were pewwah, I’ve watched every single one of their games this season, even pay extra for the service and honestly they’re not very good just pewwah luck every week”

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

This gem from today…

 

Quite apart from the fewm required to post that, the absolute lack of self-awareness is frankly… well, mackem behaviour. 

[Kid Dynamite 6853]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

They won today, so we’ll only have about 300 pages of our match thread to trawl through. 

 

Do or die for them on Tuesday night. Playing 2nd place Rotherham who need a win for automatic promotion.

 

If Sunderland lose then Sheff Wed only need a draw against Fleetwood to bump the Mackem's out of the playoffs on goal difference with 1 game left

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Do or die for them on Tuesday night. Playing 2nd place Rotherham who need a win for automatic promotion.

 

If Sunderland lose then Sheff Wed only need a draw against Fleetwood to bump the Mackem's out of the playoffs on goal difference with 1 game left

[Howay 12496]

 The superiority complex one is the new classy it seems. A new intangible thing they will cling on to.

 

Fwiw I absolutely do think Newcastle United are superior to them, they can call it a superiority complex if they want but I’d say it’s fucking deluded to think otherwise. We have the richest owners in world football and have picked up the 2nd most points out of all PL sides in 2022, where are they? Struggling to make the play offs with an owner who they fucking hate that runs them in his spare time, as during the work day he’s running his small insurance business from a retail park? Aye crack the other one lads, their clubs a fucking joke. I’ve worked from the offices of companies going through liquidation that look more vibrant than what I could see of theirs on their Netflix comedy. 

Edited April 23, 2022 by Howay

[Howmanheyman 31827]

Happy to confirm our superiority.

[Gemmill 42880]

All outcomes are welcome for them this season.

 

Fail to make the playoffs. HILARIOUS. 

 

Make the playoffs and fail to get promoted. I LOVE THIS. 

 

Make the playoffs get promoted and immediately get shat back out into League One. THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND. 

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

Aye, much like our team, we can’t lose. 

 

 

 

 

 

* put that in your sewpeyriah pipe and smoke it , lurking Morlocks 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13621]

16 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Do or die for them on Tuesday night. Playing 2nd place Rotherham who need a win for automatic promotion.

 

If Sunderland lose then Sheff Wed only need a draw against Fleetwood to bump the Mackem's out of the playoffs on goal difference with 1 game left

Luckily for them, they’ve got a history of keeping their bottle in this situation

[Alex 34192]

Who the fuck doesn’t think we’re superior to them like?  It’s not even up for debate 

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

10 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Luckily for them, they’ve got a history of keeping their bottle in this situation

They do…