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[Howmanheyman 31827]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

One of the things that stood out for me in the Netflix series was Jack Ross telling them Will Grigg wasn’t worth £2m or whatever they’d bid and them upping the bid to £3m anyway just to sign someone on deadline day. I think it’s the most anyone’s paid for a player in that division. Just reckless stupidity really. If you’ve got no experience at least listen to the bloke you’ve employed to manage the team 

It's mental the things that go on at these lower league clubs. Government really should do something about these snake oil salesman coming in to a club and rinsing gullible, provincial duck eggs who are too thick to see it. Methven and the Don, as well as the French kid must watch the monorail episode of the Simpsons and just smile to each other. 

[Tom 14002]

Especially that KLD kid. He didn’t actually do anything & is a minority shareholder  

 

A PR masterstroke from the Don & Charlie Fancypants™️.

[Howay 12496]

 Mind when they were buzzing about Methven, as he was a PR bloke which apparently was really important despite everyone saying it would just mean they were better at spouting bullshit “just a jealous mag as you don’t have a top PR bloke”, seems the mags were right again  wonder who will be right about our new owners….

[Tom 14002]

I’ve no doubt a club owned by an investment group worth £700bn + will be battling for 7th place at best and then the Saudis will just mysteriously leave and Staveley will be made look like a fraud. 
 

Apparently.

[Howay 12496]

10 minutes ago, Tom said:

I’ve no doubt a club owned by an investment group worth £700bn + will be battling for 7th place at best and then the Saudis will just mysteriously leave and Staveley will be made look like a fraud. 
 

Apparently.

 It’s bonkers isn’t it. This assumption we’ve been bought as an investment, despite the fact that football clubs are a fucking terrible investment and the absolute overwhelming journalist outrage about sportswashing is staring them in the face. 

[Tom 14002]

Who’s spending money on football clubs these days for them to get a quick profitable sale? 
 

Besides They invested over £1bn into the initial purchase of Newcastle United. (Ashley £305m + Qatar $1bn settlement). 
 

The only way they’ll make a profit on that is if we become one of the biggest clubs in the world & you don’t get that accolade for finishing 7th 🤷🏻‍♂️

[RobinRobin 10762]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

If you’ve got no experience at least listen to the bloke you’ve employed to be hounded out by the MLFs

FYP

Edited April 21, 2022 by RobinRobin

[NJS 4270]

By the way I don't think they've been given enough credit for referring to Howe as "BehEddie" - it's right up there with "Poocastle" and "Magedia". 

[thebrokendoll 8730]

we need the perfect storm.now.

a top half finish.

they miss the play offs.

we spend double our january outlay.

the don and charlie sell the loch ness drogba to a gloating joey barton .

there's fuckers over there would literally explode.

 

[Howay 12496]

38 minutes ago, NJS said:

By the way I don't think they've been given enough credit for referring to Howe as "BehEddie" - it's right up there with "Poocastle" and "Magedia". 

 The ultimate kicker is they don’t capitalize the p in poocastle 

[Howay 12496]

34 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

we need the perfect storm.now.

a top half finish.

they miss the play offs.

we spend double our january outlay.

the don and charlie sell the loch ness drogba to a gloating joey barton .

there's fuckers over there would literally explode.

 

Then Forest Green Rovers barmy vegan army hammer them 4-0 next season. 

[Howmanheyman 31827]

  

 

I don't think this lad could handle our match....

 

 

[Tom 14002]

“Everything is contrived & filmed for maximum PR” 

 

Its called the premier league mate  

[Rayvin 5129]

Not used to a full stadium and the sound of something other than booing, poor soul.

[Howmanheyman 31827]

 

 

 

 

🎶Mackems, can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this! 🎵

 

 

 

 

 

[Isegrim 9580]

2 minutes ago, Tom said:

“Everything is contrived & filmed for maximum PR” 

 

Its called the premier league mate  

 

[ewerk 29580]

4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

 

🎶Mackems, can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this! 🎵

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Nowt to do with our game kicking off 15 minutes earlier. The magedia at it again.

[Howmanheyman 31827]

'The Mags with theya pathetic flags and PR shit, it's pathetic, everyone hates them anarrl. ROFL.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 29580]

I initially thought this photo had SAFC on the seats. Now that would have been perfect.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

24 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

  

 

I don't think this lad could handle our match....

 

 

The seeythe is strong in this one. 

[Howmanheyman 31827]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I initially thought this photo had SAFC on the seats. Now that would have been perfect.

 

 

#Pray4Luke

[Dr Gloom 21370]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I initially thought this photo had SAFC on the seats. Now that would have been perfect.

 

 

 

is that the same bloke luke edwards reckoned was going to buy us?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13621]

26 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

'The Mags with theya pathetic flags and PR shit, it's pathetic, everyone hates them anarrl. ROFL.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

That picture is absolutely perfect for that lot, these days  Just thinking of how absolutely fucking gutted that mackem was with his free ticket as we took the lead. Fuming that he couldn’t go back with a load of made-up stories about crowd revolts and booing after a loss

[Howmanheyman 31827]

 

[Howay 12496]

 This is all fucking brilliant. The levels they are going to so they can make themselves feel better is bonkers.
 

Literally researching how many points possession equates to? That’s definitely not a thing  look at Jose Mourinho’s Inter Milan, they won a fucking CL getting about 20% possession across two legs against Barca, they were superb in those games it wasn’t luck.

 

Love the cherry picking as well, “weyy they were pewwwah against Everton and Spurs” not mention Chelsea away?Southampton away? Leeds away? We were also the better side in the first half against Everton, and fairly solid first half v spurs. Never battered Chelsea like Brentford did  nah we haven’t but we’ve also been the better side both times we played Brentford. That’s ignoring the contradictory sentence which also includes 3 home games against sides above us in the table (two European spot chasers included) as winnable  so we are so good that we should easily beat top half sides, but all our players are shite?