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[Howay 12496]

“The security facilities were second to none; from a little box at the back of the stand police were able to focus with precision cameras on any seat within the ground. The access ways had been designed to evacuate the stadium in the shortest time possible”

 

 Any other fucking bog standard features no one gives a fuck about does he care to mention? 
 

They plonked a flat pack, boring stadium in the middle of a fucking desolate bit of land it was never ever close to being one of the best even when it was brand new ffs. I’ve been in Quinn’s bar too and it’s a fucking eyesore, tacky horrible bright red with chrome everywhere. 
 

They have such an inflated opinion of their club, they’re a totally fucking irrelevant club and have been that for the modern era. It’s something like two or three games in Europe in their entire history, they should just embrace and enjoy their time in League one tbh as that’s around about their level. 

[trophyshy 7065]

Classy. 
 

[Howmanheyman 31827]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

Classy. 
 

"Disgrayusfull behayviour......it must've beyin Mags in theya, err, I mean, our end. FTM."

 

 

[Alex 34192]

8 hours ago, Howay said:

“The security facilities were second to none; from a little box at the back of the stand police were able to focus with precision cameras on any seat within the ground. The access ways had been designed to evacuate the stadium in the shortest time possible”

 

 Any other fucking bog standard features no one gives a fuck about does he care to mention? 
 

They plonked a flat pack, boring stadium in the middle of a fucking desolate bit of land it was never ever close to being one of the best even when it was brand new ffs. I’ve been in Quinn’s bar too and it’s a fucking eyesore, tacky horrible bright red with chrome everywhere. 
 

They have such an inflated opinion of their club, they’re a totally fucking irrelevant club and have been that for the modern era. It’s something like two or three games in Europe in their entire history, they should just embrace and enjoy their time in League one tbh as that’s around about their level. 

Two (two-legged) CWC ties in the 70s. In the same season. And that’s it. They’re absolutely miles behind the likes of Boro on that score

[Renton 20510]

#Mackem logic.

It's our fault.they cheered.Adam Johnson and sang he can shag who he wants.

 

 

Edited April 18, 2022 by Renton

[Alex 34192]

Ah, so they celebrated his paedo exploits after the conviction because he was a mag? That’s peak mackem logic

[Ayatollah Hermione 13621]

If mental gymnastics was a sport, these would be the undefeated world champions

[Howmanheyman 31827]

 

 

 

[Howay 12496]

49 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If mental gymnastics was a sport, these would be the undefeated world champions

 Spot on. 
 

It’s so fucking weird that on RTG they have this need to blame absolutely everything on others. If one of their fans had punched a horse, or put Saudi flags/defended that regime on social media they’d all be absolutely convinced it was sad mags pretending they were lads fans.

[Howay 12496]

 

[Alex 34192]

 Funny because it’s all absolutely true 

[Howay 12496]

 They’re on one today, jlaws knows everything because he’s worked with the PiF. 

[Alex 34192]

Has he fucking shite ‘worked with PIF.  

[Rayvin 5129]

28 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

 

Their responses to this post ranged from educating this Shrewsbury fan about what a big club Sunderland are, and how their rightful place is in the Premier League; accusing him of either being a mag, or sucking up to the mags, or 'can we at least agree that the mags are awful'. Tbf to them, I would say that posts related to us - an entirely unrelated third party - only made up about 50% of all responses.

 

Finally we of course have a fair few of them who are adamant, having spoken to randoms in the pub up and down the country, that Sunderland are not only well liked, they're basically everyone's second favourite team. And their worldwide network of supporters are legion.

 

 

[trophyshy 7065]

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.  Marra. 

[RobinRobin 10762]

2 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

Their responses to this post ranged from educating this Shrewsbury fan about what a bit club Sunderland are,

That's an ironic typo/autocorrect

[Rayvin 5129]

Just now, RobinRobin said:

That's an ironic typo/autocorrect

 

I just caught and removed that, thanks for immortalising it

 

But aye.

[Howmanheyman 31827]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Has he fucking shite ‘worked with PIF.  

He actually worked with Ethel Pif from Macclesfield, the tribute act. Non, je ne regrette rien, marra. FTM.

[Tom 14002]

4 hours ago, Howay said:

 

This is fucking excellent, especially for a club desperate to be liked. It’s what they want more than anything, possibly owing to us being so popular in the 90s. 
 

Pretty much nobody likes Sunderland, it’s a shithole. If people go for an away day at Sunderland they get the metro from Newcastle and spend their nights out in Newcastle.

 

They are the most arrogant, deluded fanbase in the country, they’d get absolutely rinsed week in week out in the championship & yet somehow think they have a divine right to be in the premier league. 

 

HMS Piss the league sails again btw with a 0-0 draw at Plymouth. (A team who actually did love NUFC if you remember)

[Ayatollah Hermione 13621]

Was it Plymouth that played We Are The Champions when we sealed the title down their place? Even though our win relegated them?

[Tom 14002]

I think they played a Blaydon Races & a few others too. Probably because we took the season seriously & respected our opposition. 
 

That said I forgot the home fixture was on and was dragged out of bed from a hangover dream to rapidly get the train and make it on time. Steven Taylor scored iirc  I

[RobinRobin 10762]

15 hours ago, Rayvin said:

 

I just caught and removed that, thanks for immortalising it

 

But aye.

[Tom 14002]

 

 

 

 

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[ohhh_yeah 2884]

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

23 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

The part 1 is mint too! 

I was quietly chuckling until

“ Joelinton has turned in to bastard Socrates- The whole league has shat themselves!”

 

Full blown snort-laugh