Rosco 759 Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I think it might be funnier if they got promotion filling their fans with hope of a return to the premier at last and then got absolutely hammered by everyone and finished dead last with a swift return to lg1 No No No......let them fester in 3rd division for another year 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 They would be whipping boys in the championship & whilst that would be utterly hilarious seeing them fester in league 1 & collectively lose their shit over Newcastle United is far funnier. They’ve lost their minds 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 If they go up then you’d have to say they’ve consistently shown themselves to be about the 6th best team in League One. There’s quite a gulf in class between that and the Championship. To say it’s going to be tough without a lot of investment is putting it mildly. That’s assuming they go up and it’s not even certain they’ll make the playoffs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Although League One is more entertaining than the PL anyway so I don’t see the issue 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33222 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 If they went up I'm sure they'd do excellently as their players and fans would surely treat each game as a cup final which would be a twat for the big clubs they play. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/travel/2022/04/the-inside-guide-to-newcastle-the-north-easts-cultural-powerhouse?fbclid=IwAR0M0XHU5jfgRM-vB2_lbmtKSqQKrBwLWexAIZ4uWJJH0RCH2469TUQ9NYQ Read it and weep, Morlocks. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/travel/2022/04/the-inside-guide-to-newcastle-the-north-easts-cultural-powerhouse?fbclid=IwAR0M0XHU5jfgRM-vB2_lbmtKSqQKrBwLWexAIZ4uWJJH0RCH2469TUQ9NYQ Read it and weep, Morlocks. not a sniff of a mention of soonlan. even my former stomping ground washy gets a mention ahead of it - ouch! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Washington used to be in Co Durham therefore it belongs to Sunderland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Ditto Gateshead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Add Daniel Stables to the list. Seems the Cabal got to him, it’s a mystery what they used to convince him as it’s safe to assume he’s a MLF or has a massive soft spot for Sunderland. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Aye but is Elton John performing In Newcastle this summer? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: not a sniff of a mention of soonlan. even my former stomping ground washy gets a mention ahead of it - ouch! Thats the best bit- he’s not just shit in their bed, he’s woke them up and rubbed their faces in it too. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 All good. The Sunderland tourism board have got this 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9413 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: not a sniff of a mention of soonlan. even my former stomping ground washy gets a mention ahead of it - ouch! National Magographic 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 (edited) Fucking hell This is some Olympic level mental gymnastics on display here. “well marra you might say he’s done well but if they didn’t win those games but actually lost them they’d be close to relegation” ok pal whatever you fucking say. I mean when he puts it that way you can see how a manager who is about to accomplish (iirc) something that has never been done before (stay up despite having 0 wins by December) has in fact been nothing but lucky and is really a shit manager. No wonder that lot hound out managers who have them heading for promotion. Edited April 12, 2022 by Howay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Not to mention that the stay about second least possession is a load of shite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Not to mention that the stay about second least possession is a load of shite. Aye, I also like the “he’s only won 1 match in 4” nowt like cherry picking is there - so when he won 7 in 9 with the other 2 as draws was he Klopp level? Obsessed little wanks. You’d think they actually had a good manager instead of Alex Neil ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33222 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 If you think it's bad now, wait till we become good side competing. Can you imagine the meltdowns you'd have seen on twitter etc had the internet been around when we were bossing it from 92 onwards? Well, imagine no more in a couple of years time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9225 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Howay said: Fucking hell This is some Olympic level mental gymnastics on display here. “well marra you might say he’s done well but if they didn’t win those games but actually lost them they’d be close to relegation” ok pal whatever you fucking say. I mean when he puts it that way you can see how a manager who is about to accomplish (iirc) something that has never been done before (stay up despite having 0 wins by December) has in fact been nothing but lucky and is really a shit manager. No wonder that lot hound out managers who have them heading for promotion. keith s30s.... a moderator on a forum of dribbling halfwits. he's got a photo of bryan 'pop' robson as his avatar. a mackem who devoted the best and most productive years of his career playing for newcastle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Tricky game coming up for them- they face their former assistant manager Steve Cotterill who will have been preparing his Shrewsbury side all season for this, their cup final. They’ll leave their train at Derby, then get the 56 to Stoke, and then a short wait for the 72 Express to their Travelodge at the Dobbies just a short walk from Shrewsbury’s ground. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 What a weird fucking thing to go after, I also forgot they had such a glowing track record of youth prospects themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 12 hours ago, Howay said: Fucking hell This is some Olympic level mental gymnastics on display here. “well marra you might say he’s done well but if they didn’t win those games but actually lost them they’d be close to relegation” ok pal whatever you fucking say. I mean when he puts it that way you can see how a manager who is about to accomplish (iirc) something that has never been done before (stay up despite having 0 wins by December) has in fact been nothing but lucky and is really a shit manager. No wonder that lot hound out managers who have them heading for promotion. He also says we've scored something like 15 goals since Watford, 'Only 9 of them from open play'. Now, my maths might not be great but 9/15 is a pretty significant majority. And for a team plugging away at the tail end of the Premier League, that's not bad at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 6 hours ago, Howay said: What a weird fucking thing to go after, I also forgot they had such a glowing track record of youth prospects themselves. When we were criticising Ashley for his neglect of the academy, we were told that we were still producing talent at a decent rate and shouldn't complain. Now that he's gone they've stuck the jalopy in reverse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 12 hours ago, Howay said: Fucking hell This is some Olympic level mental gymnastics on display here. “well marra you might say he’s done well but if they didn’t win those games but actually lost them they’d be close to relegation” ok pal whatever you fucking say. I mean when he puts it that way you can see how a manager who is about to accomplish (iirc) something that has never been done before (stay up despite having 0 wins by December) has in fact been nothing but lucky and is really a shit manager. No wonder that lot hound out managers who have them heading for promotion. Tbf I think they're consistent on this with their own managers too. It would explain why they hound them out when they're in third and safely set for promotion - made up stats and general nonsense which they goad each other into believing. So I don't think this time it's necessarily that they're plainly and openly biased.. I think they're just fucking morons. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Fish said: He also says we've scored something like 15 goals since Watford, 'Only 9 of them from open play'. Now, my maths might not be great but 9/15 is a pretty significant majority. And for a team plugging away at the tail end of the Premier League, that's not bad at all. In the league(s) since Jan 1st... Newcastle have scored 1.25 gpg Sunderland on the other hand have scored a massive 1.29 gpg. Which is impressive given that every game is someone's cup final. Newcastle have conceded 1 gpg Sunderland have conceded 1.35 gpg. I mean it is a tough league, and they have had some managerial complications. Therefore, Newcastle are +0.25 gdpg this year. Sunderland are -0.06 gdpg. I can't be arsed to investigate their goals, even this is pathetic. Edited April 13, 2022 by trophyshy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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