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It’s weird that they claim to be classy, moral, and upstanding yet their forum, in between moral outrage for everything related to NUFC (inc. Sam Fender, Look North, and BBC Radio Newcastle) is littered with threads like the below:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/women-drivers.1575772/
 

:lol: Genuinely like stepping back in time, good old dangermows stepping in with science to confirm that women simply are disadvantaged by poor judgement of distance. Presumably he thinks women shouldn’t bother with schooling as it might give them a headache from the learning, better to leave it to the men. Thick cunts. 
 

They’re  also still patting themselves on the back that Sam Fender definitely isn’t a Geordie, presumably because he’s from North Shields (unless they’re still adamant he’s from South Shields) I guess being born 10 miles from St James’ park means he’s not a Geordie, and therefore ineligible to support NUFC - Fwiw I’m from North Shields and if asked would say I’m a Geordie, but if I was to be told by some Uber Geordie like Stevie that I wasn’t one I don’t see how it would impact my support of NUFC :lol:. Glad they got to the bottom of that though. They can all get back to making more sweeping generalizations of groups of people that aren’t them now. 

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3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Says a fair bit that they’re going cock-a-hoop over someone who hasn’t made a decent song since 1973 :lol: 

:lol: Blatantly had no clue it was happening, they started frantically googling gigs in Sunderland once they got angry about it. 

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4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Says a fair bit that they’re going cock-a-hoop over someone who hasn’t made a decent song since 1973 :lol: 

:lol: I wouldn’t say I’m a massive fan of his 70s output but he did some canny stuff. Tiny Dancer springs to mind. However it’s absolutely correct he’s released total fucking dross since then. That and he’s a Watford fan from Pinner who just happens to be playing a concert there :lol: 

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My mother went to see him and was pissed off that he didn’t get up on the piano and give it the big licks. He was about 68, what did she expect? There’s every chance that hairpiece will get caught by a stray crisp packet in the Landfill of Light and get whipped off his head too

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:lol: I just don’t even get what their point is? Because Elton John is a bigger star than Sam Fender? They do know Sam Fender isn’t the only person to do a concert in Newcastle aye? 
 

In any case, same as the he’s not actually a Geordie/NUFC fan/is actually a MLF arguments he still rinsed them and they’re still wound up about it :lol:. They’ll be desperate for Elton to say something about Newcastle, but the whole of Newcastle would shrug and get on with their lives. 

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14 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

My mother went to see him and was pissed off that he didn’t get up on the piano and give it the big licks. He was about 68, what did she expect? There’s every chance that hairpiece will get caught by a stray crisp packet in the Landfill of Light and get whipped off his head too

:lol:

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24 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

:lol: Man angry at Newcastle player for having a dig at the rival fan base. As if their players don’t do it all the fucking time. Saying all that he’s still better than Pearson. 

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19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Her on the left with her tie on man. She's like a spacka Krankie. Jimmy's big daft sister. 

Schoolgirl option at the best brothel in the city. 

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Just now, Gemmill said:

Pickford's hairstyle man. :lol:

 

He's a fucking millionaire and he looks like he wears ice wash double denim and Hi-Tec Silver Shadows when he's off duty. 

Don't dis the hi-tec. :lol:

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