Renton 21627 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Alex said: Anyway, they should be pleased. They’ll inevitably get to party like it’s 1999 every so often when we just miss out of the league, lose the occasional cup final and so on. That’s if they survive the trauma of the ones we win. This is so true. Remember what the SMB looked like when Shearer missed the penalty against Partisan? They're in for a great time. When we fuck up (which we probably will in the main), they can wank themselves unconscious. If we win something, it because we're all murderers. Win win for them. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Speaking of which... what the fuck have I just read here? It sounds like a bampy submission to the surrealist manifesto. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, ewerk said: Speaking of which... This fucking weird post has 45 likes!? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I know we've toyed with the debate on here but a Mackem calling it a "packed lunch" seems just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Howay said: Fucking hell man. He should maybe knock that good luck charm on the head, doesn’t seem like it has been working since he started doing it. Had a whip around for a pack of crisps as well man, fucking mackems. Got to hand it to whoever wrote that for combining the bizarre with the utterly mundane. I’m not particularly convinced any of it happened either. Aye, I always bring a packed lunch. For luck though, not because I’m hungry. I eat it though, also for luck. The missus didn’t make one today though. For the first time ever. You see she was too upset about the situation in the Ukraine and geopolitical implications. I mean, what the actual fuck? Just to show how generous the fans are? Is that the point of the story? Or is it top bantz over the crisp looking like a lion’s mouth? And he overheard all this in the stands? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Got to hand it to whoever wrote that for combining the bizarre with the utterly mundane. I’m not particularly convinced any of it happened either. Aye, I always bring a packed lunch. For luck though, not because I’m hungry. I eat it though, also for luck. The missus didn’t make one today though. For the first time ever. You see she was too upset about the situation in the Ukraine and geopolitical implications. I mean, what the actual fuck? Just to show how generous the fans are? Is that the point of the story? Or is it top bantz over the crisp looking like a lion’s mouth? And he overheard all this in the stands? When you put it like that..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 First read of it I was thinking- where’s the punchline? Then realised it’s all punchline. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I hope he remembered to release his used crisp packet at the flying of the refuse ceremony which traditionally takes place during each home game at the SoL 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Tom said: Class "Naturally be a mag...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 32 minutes ago, ewerk said: Speaking of which... What the FUCK is that even meant to be? No you fucking don't hear many stories like that on a match day because no one in their right mind would EVER think to recount it. Or even notice that it was happening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: What the FUCK is that even meant to be? No you fucking don't hear many stories like that on a match day because no one in their right mind would EVER think to recount it. Or even notice that it was happening. High on spice, clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Alex said: Got to hand it to whoever wrote that for combining the bizarre with the utterly mundane. I’m not particularly convinced any of it happened either. Aye, I always bring a packed lunch. For luck though, not because I’m hungry. I eat it though, also for luck. The missus didn’t make one today though. For the first time ever. You see she was too upset about the situation in the Ukraine and geopolitical implications. I mean, what the actual fuck? Just to show how generous the fans are? Is that the point of the story? Or is it top bantz over the crisp looking like a lion’s mouth? And he overheard all this in the stands? So I did a little bit of investigation here. This the thread, notice it also has the image of the crisp. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lovely-little-story-from-yesterday.1573054/ Looks like a pretty normal crisp to me, but anyway, I did a google lens on the image and it cropped up loads of times, like in this article (image number 13): https://www.ranker.com/list/snack-chips-that-look-like-other-things/nathandavidson So the story is entirely apocryphal, some odd mackem has made it up, posted it on SMB, and it has received 45 likes. Strange bunch. Edited February 21, 2022 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I like how it’s a made up story and it’s still fucking shit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Craig said: High on spice, clearly. Aye, they’d run out of prawn cocktail 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Typically mackem made up shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Renton said: So I di a little bit of investigation here. This the thread, notice it also has the image of the crisp. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lovely-little-story-from-yesterday.1573054/ Looks like a pretty normal crisp to me, but anyway, I did a google lens on the image and it cropped up loads of times, like in this article (image number 13): https://www.ranker.com/list/snack-chips-that-look-like-other-things/nathandavidson So the story is entirely apocryphal, some odd mackem has made it up, posted it on SMB, and it has received 45 likes. Strange bunch. It’s the little details that make it so bizarre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Give it another season or two and by the sounds of it that crisp will be drawing bigger crowds than the club will. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Now I'm in a dilemma. Some of them are clearly quite emotional about this story (seriously). Was wondering if I should post a link here to show them they've been bull-shitted or let them live in blissful ignorance..... I think the latter is more kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Renton said: Now I'm in a dilemma. Some of them are clearly quite emotional about this story (seriously). Was wondering if I should post a link here to show them they've been bull-shitted or let them live in blissful ignorance..... I think the latter is more kind. Just...what? It's a fucking crisp. For fucks sake Sunderland... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: Just...what? It's a fucking crisp. For fucks sake Sunderland... To quote Stang out the Police ”When the world is running down You make the best of what's still around” They’ve not got much, let them have the deformed crisp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I particularly like how for any of it to be true almost all the other bits of the story would have to be false. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Just...what? It's a fucking crisp. For fucks sake Sunderland... It's a symbol of hope. For isntance: Quote This is the first thing that’s made me smile on here for weeks. Thank you. It's canny scary how empty your life must be for this to be true.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: To quote Stang out the Police ”When the world is running down You make the best of what's still around” They’ve not got much, let them have the deformed crisp Rayvin's post also made me realise that "Fuck's sake Sunderland" scans nicely with the "Nice one Sunderland" song. They should adopt it as their anthem rather than that Ibiza dance shite Methven introduced. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Underrated moment in STID, that Just totally baffled onlookers while drug casualty, Methven raves away off his tits 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Renton said: So I did a little bit of investigation here. This the thread, notice it also has the image of the crisp. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lovely-little-story-from-yesterday.1573054/ Looks like a pretty normal crisp to me, but anyway, I did a google lens on the image and it cropped up loads of times, like in this article (image number 13): https://www.ranker.com/list/snack-chips-that-look-like-other-things/nathandavidson So the story is entirely apocryphal, some odd mackem has made it up, posted it on SMB, and it has received 45 likes. Strange bunch. That’s staggering, why on earth would you make a story like that up? He also should have went with the masturbating Cheeto which is the first listed, unless there’s some symbolism mackems have with lions mouths that I’m missing? Fucking hell what a bunch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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